CANCER FINALLY DIES AFTER BEING INFECTED WITH JOHN McCAIN - THE WORLD MOURNS

The noble tumour and the poisonous creature that it fought against for years and months.

A brave, long-serving growth of cells has sadly died after being terminally infected by the incredibly sick brain of Neocon war-hawk Senator John McCain, the infamous US politician who spent most of his political career shilling for pointless wars.

For several years the growth managed to slow down the evil brain of the insane senator, nicknamed "Mad Dog" McCain, in the process saving countless lives and possibly even preventing World War Three at times. 

The cancer, which actually had a name and was once briefly engaged to a young tumour that sprouted in the black void where McCain's heart was supposed to be, was a keen student of US politics and found pleasure in the unexpected rise of President Donald J. Trump.

Finally, after a long and noble struggle, with the demonic law-maker's deeply flawed cerebellum, the cancer heroically laid down its life in a final act of sacrifice by taking the monster McCain with it to the grave, thus ensuring World peace.

Let us hope that this noble cluster of cells is long remembered in the heroic annals of all nations, especially those harmed by America's pointless Neo-Con wars of the early 21st century.

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