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TRUMP BURSTS INTO YIDDISH IN LATEST SPEECH ON IRAN


The international community was astounded by President Trump's latest speech on Iran, when, halfway through, he suddenly burst into Yiddish and started to transform into a weird Zelig-like creature known only as "Bibi."

Reading from a teleprompter in a dull monotone voice and apparently with a giant hand wringling around up inside his arse controlling his movements, Trump accused Iran of a long list of terrorist actions in the Middle East and Africa, without providing any evidence except a large cardboard drawing of a bomb. 

The speech was seen as an attack on the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), a deal negotiated by President Obama, Iran, and some other nations to allow Iran to develop peaceful nuclear energy. But some of the Yiddish phrases uttered by Trump also seemed to call for "wiping Iran off the face of the Earth" and extending the zone of Israeli settlement up to the Euphrates River in accord with Talmudic prophecies.

Trump them finished his speech by inviting a Klezmer orchestra on stage and then reminding the audience that he also did bar mitzvahs.



2 comments

Anonymous said...

Brilliant metaphor for whenever a politician goes Neocon. Even better than the echo brackets. Keep up the good work.

Robert What? said...

This is what happens when Israel drives our foreign policy. Iran is not our enemy and Saudi Arabia is certainly not our friend.

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