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CHINA'S "PEOPLE'S DAILY" HACKED BY CIA GAY OPS - ORDER NOW RESTORED


Yesterday the social media monitoring department of Trad News was alarmed to see that the People's Republic of China appeared to be going down the same LGBT path as America. 

The Twitter account of the highly respected People's Daily, China's national newspaper, tweeted blatant LGBT propaganda with unnerving pictures of rainbow flags and women actually kissing each other.


In fact, so unexpected and horrifying was this geopolitical escalation that some of our unseasoned interns actually lost their lunches. 

After an intense editorial meeting, we concluded that this must be a CIA "gay ops" aimed at undermining the Neo-Confucian order and morality of the rising Chinese Empire in a clearly desperate attempt to prolong the failing power of a corrupt and decadent West. 

Today, when our social media department checked back, we found that our guess had been more or less correct. The deeply uncharacteristic tweet had been removed and order restored.


The People's Daily twitter account had also returned to its usual wholesome diet of pictures of pandas and gymnasts, and tweets about new breakthroughs in drone technology, etc.

No doubt the person responsible for this serious hack has either been "taken out" by an elite Chinese assassination squad, or, if it was an inside job by a "deep cover" CIA plant, the culprit has been sent off to be worked to death in a Chinese labour camp, extracting rare earth minerals for the Chinese telecommunications industry.

Former CIA operatives forced to earn an honest living in a Chinese labour camp.
The only question now is how will China choose to retaliate against this unprovoked act of aggression by the USA. 

Will they activate one of the many #BlackLivesMatter cells they control around the country and order it to go on the rampage and destroy symbols of American imperialism like Starbucks and McDonalds, or will they release a new deadly virus from their dreaded Wuhan lab to bring havoc to an unsuspecting American city?


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1 comment

Anonymous said...

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