MEGHAN MARKEL RITUALISTICALLY HUMILIATES SIMP HUSBAND BY DUMPING HIS SHOOTERS

Never simp, because once you start, the simp train never stops. 

The best example of this today is the pathetic relationship of Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markel, whom many believe is a "Hollywood cock-carousel survivor." 

In the latest humiliation for the Prince, Meghan has ritualistically humiliated him by making him give up his expensive collection of firearms (called "shooters" in the UK).

As reported by the Daily Wire:  

Prince Harry recently sold his custom-made hunting rifles as a way to please “animal-loving” wife Meghan Markel, U.K. tabloids said Wednesday.

“A fellow hunter bought the pair of prized Purdey firearms, thought to be worth at least £50,000, in a private deal,” The Sun reported.

“Harry learnt to shoot as a child and once killed a one-ton buffalo,” the outlet said. “But Meghan is opposed to hunting and pals hinted the Duke of Sussex would give up to appease her.”

The 35-year-old was absent from recent shoots at Balmoral and Sandringham, The Sun outlined. “He sold his two British-made guns five months ago — before he and Meghan, 38, quit the UK for a new life in North America.”...

Conservationist Jane Goodall, 86, said last week that Harry would likely stop hunting to please Meghan.

Goodall told Radio Times Harry and brother Prince William “were champions of the natural world.” “Except they hunt and shoot,” she added. “But I think Harry will stop because Meghan doesn’t like hunting.”

What is not mentioned here is that, according to Sigmund Frued, the highly respected father of psychiatry, guns are also symbolic penises. By forcing Harry to give up his "shooters" Meghan is therefore symbolically cutting off his penis. 

This means that it is only a matter of time before she cheats on him with other men, and then -- simp that he is -- allows him to watch while she has sordid and disgusting sex with a succession of cheesy playboys keen to smash her celebrity pussy before it becomes something resembling a dried up dog turd. 

The payoff for Harry is that the whole sordid spectacle will remind him of his mother, Princess Diana who, according to her own mother, had the "morals of a whore." 

Harry's mother Diana, making men bow to her almighty vagene

Really, what we are seeing played out here is a lot of sad psycho-sexual baggage by a couple of deeply damaged human beings with mommy and daddy issues from sadly broken homes. 

In fact, on a purely "health and safety" basis, it's probably best to make sure that there aren't any "shooters" left lying around anywhere near them.

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