BEAUTIFUL TRUMP "GRAB 'EM BY THE PUSSY" WORM DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTIC

The ancients believed that happenings in the human world had their echo in the natural world. Human events manifested themselves beforehand as omens. This was the foundation of their sciences of augury and astrology. 

Sophisticated modern people now laugh at these as mere superstitions, but underneath the laughter the suspicion remains that there may be something in it after all. 

When Donald Trump rose to political prominence, people noticed various omens including this ancient statue found in a French church.

Centuries ago! How's that for things being pre-ordained?

Then there were the animals. The animals always know. Chinese Prognostication Monkey, when offered a choice between Hillary and Trump, naturally chose the correct winner.

Of course!

But the Chinese also foresaw Trump's rise in the appearance of their most auspicious bird, the majestic golden pheasant.

They responded by building giant golden rooster statues to placate the one on whom the "mandate of heaven" would fall in 2017, the "Year of the Rooster."

Yes, the Chinese actually built this as a compliment to Trump. It's massive!

But speaking of the "Mandate of Heaven," even the sky knew which way the wind was blowing.

Nothing could derail Trump in those final weeks of the election simply because destiny was on his side. Even the "Pussygate" scandal, where our noble President was recorded using vulgar words, was unable to make any impact. The scandal was hot for a few days and then it rapidly cooled.

Now it seems the omens even commented on this event, with the recent discovery of this uncanny giant-sized worm, which literally appears to frame a "pussy" within the trademark golden locks of Donald Trump. 

How's that for pussy grabbing? 

In the same way that the Pussygate scandal soon cooled to subarctic temperatures, this "pussy grabbing" Trump worm (scientific name: Eulagisca gigantean, Polynoidae fam) was found in the freezing waters of the Antarctic Ocean at a depth of 520-670 meters. 

But while the body perfectly evokes Trump, so does the creature's head and expression. 

There is clearly something in this universe that is far greater and more powerful than our puny science and rationalism, and for whatever unknown reason, Trump seems to embody it.