GERMAN ALT-RIGHTERS DUFFED UP BY LESBIANS (NO, NOT THOSE, THE OTHER KIND!)

"Not seriously injured." Might be a turban.

In what could possibility be an absurd case of mistaken identity, a group of German Alt-Righters, who believe in a White ethnostate, have been beaten up by a gang of black-clad men on the island of Lesbos. In recent weeks gangs of locals, known as "Lesbians" because of the island, have been attacking foreign NGOs assisting migrants to illegally enter the island from nearby Turkey. Many of these NGOs are of course from Germany.

As reported by the German "Third Positionist" mag Compact: 

During his research on the situation on Lesbos, our reporter Mario Müller was ambushed, and his companion brutally beaten down. The Greek island is currently threatening to sink into anarchy. This is due to the mass migration to Europe fueled by Erdogan.

Mario Müller was just interviewing a Greek shopkeeper in the port city of Mytilene when they came: about eight people in dark clothes, equipped with motorcycle helmets and batons. The small group around Müller, consisting of two reporter colleagues from Freilich and the Tagesstimme and YouTuber Johannes Scharf, recognized the danger just in time to be able to defend themselves against the attack. Fortunately, despite the fact that they were outnumbered and armed, the attackers were unable to seriously injure the patriots. However, Johannes Scharf was hit several times on the back of the head and had to be treated by a doctor in the hospital. The perpetrators immediately disappeared.

Johannes Scharf is a German-American author who has recycled Richard Spencer talking points into a German language book imaginatively titled Der Ethnostaat (2018). Scharf and Co. are unsure who attacked them, but clearly want it to be antifa, preferably German antifa. Although a much likelier explanation is that it was locals, sick of Western Europeans sticking their noses into their affairs.

Who is behind the cowardly attack on our reporter and his companions? Müller reports that he had already been recognized on the plane to Lesbos by German leftists, who could have passed the information on to Greek autonomies. Lesbos is currently a magnet for many representatives of the media-political class from Germany. Their main goal is to win emotional recordings for their multicultural propaganda in this country in the asylum chaos there. Western journalists have been secretly filmed staging the photo of a desperately crying migrant on the Greek beach. It is well known that the mainstream press has no problem cooperating with violent criminals from the left in its fight against right-wing critics. Your numerous contacts in the Antifa milieu are no longer a secret.

Or from Turkey?

Shortly before the attack on him and his companions, Müller's whereabouts were spread via Twitter - and that from a Turkish account called Barba Midilli. This is followed by over 1,300 people on Twitter. The Turks, led by their President Erdogan, have an interest in keeping the influence of European patriots on the highly competitive border as small as possible. After all, Erdogan's migration weapon, which he uses to force EU countries to listen, is only really effective if the European defense system is not strong enough to stop mass migration.

Really, bro, this is beginning to sound like a cope. 

More likely is that some Lesbians, already angry that their island is forever tied to an unfortunate sexual proclivity, have had enough of hordes of migrants landing on their shores, and of their homeland being used as a political football for NGOs and signally ethnonationalists. 

All foreigners are unwelcome at the moment in Lesbos, even those like Müller and Scharf who came there in support of the locals. Stay clear of war-zones unless it's your war-zone.

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