SPACEY LAUNCHES STORY WITH TOO MANY MEMES TO COVER HIS PAEDO SCANDAL
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| A young viewer cries at the prospect of no more "House of Cards" |
You've really got to hand it to Kevin Spacey. He's handling the scandal of his sexual assault on a 14-year-old boy with incredible doggedness, determination, and inventiveness.
When the story broke, he immediately came out with the revelation that he now identified as a gay man with a poor memory. He hoped that playing the gay amnesia card in this way would give him a softer ride from the media and get powerful lobbies working on his behalf.
It did, but it wasn't enough to kill the story.
Spacey's sex scandal continued to grow, leading him to resort to Stage 2 of his "damage control" plan. This involved releasing, through his older brother, a story so bizarre and loaded with memes, that it is clearly calculated to overload the media, which can only carry a finite number of memes at any one time, and to cause it to malfunction in some way.
In fact, the new story is so meme-heavy and so overloaded with angles that it could very well collapse in on itself under its own weight, creating a discontinuity in the fabric of time and space.
Here is a simplified mathematical equation of what I think Spacey is attempting here:
According to the story, which you can read here, Spacey is completely innocent of sexually forcing himself on a 14-year-old boy because of the following memes:
1. He became an actor to escape child abuse, while his older brother took the even more extreme course of becoming a limo-driving Rod Stewart impersonator.
2. Their father was an actual Nazi who sexually forced himself on Spacey's older brother. (Any allegations that he also sexually forced himself on Spacey are clearly being held in reserve for Stage 3.)
3. Spacey's father even shaved his moustache to make himself look like Adolf Hitler.
4. Spacey's father used to rant about "White supremacy" at the dinner table and talk about "biocrud."
5. The entire family used to look like extras from Suburbicon, George Clooney's failed blockbuster movie about fucked up surbanites in the 1950s.
6. As an admirer of George Lincoln Rockwell, Spacey's father was on the anti-opticscucks side of the present Alt-Right debate, and thought that real men should wear Nazi uniforms and blow off their kids.
1. He became an actor to escape child abuse, while his older brother took the even more extreme course of becoming a limo-driving Rod Stewart impersonator.
2. Their father was an actual Nazi who sexually forced himself on Spacey's older brother. (Any allegations that he also sexually forced himself on Spacey are clearly being held in reserve for Stage 3.)
3. Spacey's father even shaved his moustache to make himself look like Adolf Hitler.
4. Spacey's father used to rant about "White supremacy" at the dinner table and talk about "biocrud."
5. The entire family used to look like extras from Suburbicon, George Clooney's failed blockbuster movie about fucked up surbanites in the 1950s.
6. As an admirer of George Lincoln Rockwell, Spacey's father was on the anti-opticscucks side of the present Alt-Right debate, and thought that real men should wear Nazi uniforms and blow off their kids.
And that's just some of the memes! There are basically just too many for one article to handle or even comment on.
The first thing to notice about the story is that it is just too rich and overloaded to even think about fact-checking any of it.
It also opens up all sorts of angles for defending Spacey in the future. There is even a narrative embedded in there that Spacey's dad was such a fucked-up paedo because his own dad had abused him. We could be in for an infinite regression of these kind of stories if we are not careful.
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| Spacey's Hitlerian father and Rod-Stweartan brother. |
It also opens up all sorts of angles for defending Spacey in the future. There is even a narrative embedded in there that Spacey's dad was such a fucked-up paedo because his own dad had abused him. We could be in for an infinite regression of these kind of stories if we are not careful.
Let's just face facts here. There is no way that Kevin Spacey is going to go quietly into the sunset over this paedo scandal, even if his hit TV series "House of Cards" has already been canned by Netflix.
What Spacey the actor is capable of, makes his merely Machiavellian character in "House of Cards" look like a boy scout master!
What Spacey the actor is capable of, makes his merely Machiavellian character in "House of Cards" look like a boy scout master!
2 comments
kys
And throwing his dead father under the bus to boot. But this is easy to unravel: his father with allegedly Nazi leanings allegedly abused him - probably by beating him with a copy of Mein Kampf. In the mind of the Left Alt Right = Nazi. So Spacey can blame the Alt Right. Simple, see?
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