TRUMP BURSTS INTO YIDDISH IN LATEST SPEECH ON IRAN

The international community was astounded by President Trump's latest speech on Iran, when, halfway through, he suddenly burst into Yiddish and started to transform into a weird Zelig-like creature known only as "Bibi."

Reading from a teleprompter in a dull monotone voice and apparently with a giant hand wringling around up inside his arse controlling his movements, Trump accused Iran of a long list of terrorist actions in the Middle East and Africa, without providing any evidence except a large cardboard drawing of a bomb. 

The speech was seen as an attack on the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), a deal negotiated by President Obama, Iran, and some other nations to allow Iran to develop peaceful nuclear energy. But some of the Yiddish phrases uttered by Trump also seemed to call for "wiping Iran off the face of the Earth" and extending the zone of Israeli settlement up to the Euphrates River in accord with Talmudic prophecies.

Trump them finished his speech by inviting a Klezmer orchestra on stage and then reminding the audience that he also did bar mitzvahs.