BIG-NOSED FROGGY ACTOR SAYS "FRENCH ARE LOST"

France's most famous actor Gérard Depardieu, known for his roles in "Green Card,"The Man in the Iron Mask," and a lot of French stuff that you have to read the subtitles for, has said that France is doomed.

In an interview with Le Figaro Magazine, Gerard Depardieu said that "The French are lost" and deplored the fact that there is "no more culture," by which he meant that the French had lost faith in their own culture and were therefore unwilling to push it on foreigners, who therefore have zero chance of ever assimilating as their numbers continue to grow. 

"People no longer have a culture and there is no more cultural identity. When people have culture, we put them down!" bemoaned the actor. 

"Culture is Hanouna!" he added, referring to Cyril Hanouna, a low-grade TV satirist of Tunisian origins. According to Depardieu, literature and good films are now a thing of the past in France, and the only ones worth watching are the ones that are being attacked by the system. 

"Me, it's simple, I'm going to see only the films that are being criticized," he said. 

The interview was supposed to be about Depardieu's new book, "Monster," but he had so much bile to unleash about the pathetic state of modern France that he never got round to it.

"France is a very beautiful country," he lamented. "But the people are lost. When I'm in France, I stay here at home with my books. I do not want to go out and see the disaster."

The actor "defected" to Russia in 2013, when he accepted Russian citizenship, following a string of drinking and driving offences in his native France.