TAYLOR SWIFT'S NATURAL BODY REBELS AGAINST DISGUSTING ANDROGYNOUS POP WHORING CAREER

In a dramatic reassertion of natural human biology, singer Taylor Swift's physical body has rebelled against her disgusting unnatural life of being a rake-thin "photogenic" pop celebrity on the covers of countless magazines.

Instead of continuing to be a sleek, slim androgynous entity that can be easily whored out to media cameras, the singer's body has started to develop distinctly meaty and even maternal dimensions.

As this recent photo shows, the 30-year-old pop star, whose biological clock is ticking like a time bomb in a clock factory, has developed large pendulous breasts, rather like a milk-generating creature, as well as a vast spherical "womb zone" capable of carrying three large triplets. 

I addition her buttocks have swelled, possibly with copious amounts of cellulite or lard, a handy and versatile material that enables real women to transform biscuits and cakes into an easily stored source of future energy. 

Swift's unwitting metamorphosis has caused enormous problems for her team of lighting and photographic experts, who now have to "offset" for the extreme contrasts in light and shade caused by her burgeoning dimensions. 

What is clearly happening here is a biological revolution and reassertion of Swift's "inner woman" against the constant unnatural dieting, pill popping, and androgynous behaviour that characterises so-called "female" pop stars, whose lifestyle and behaviour are anything but female. 

What will happen next? Will Swift start getting broody and knitting baby booties until some brave chad dares to impregnate her withering egg supply, and thus help her fulfill her biological destiny? Or will she redouble her efforts to be a sexless caricature of a real woman?

World-renowned withering egg supply expert Stefan Molyneux

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