NICK FUENTES DELIVERS BORING "ZERO CONTENT" SPEECH AT AFPAC CONFERENCE

I don't see the point of AFPAC, the America First Political Action Committee conference that was set up to "rival" CPAC.

Sure, CPAC is a joke with its transgender and woke "conservatism," but AFPAC is just as 'cringe' in a slightly less gay way (the gayness is mainly in the closet). 

One thing is clear, however, both CPAC and AFPAC are devoid of ideas and analysis of what's wrong with America and how to fix it.

This was confirmed at AFPAC by the speech of America First leader Nick Fuentes, who gave possibly the most boring speech of his life before a small crowd of followers who were drilled to gush all over everything he said and applaud wildly between sentences, but even had difficulty doing that.  

The problem with the speech was not Nick's speaking style, as he is one of the most skilled communicators in America. Also great care had been taken to build him up with good production values. The real problem was that he had nothing of substance or serious merit to say. 

The entire speech was just guff about how AF is "going to win" because "Christ is King" and "God is on our side" and similar, frankly retarded rhetoric. 

Fuentes strikes me as someone who just LARPs as a Christian rather than sincerely believes it. He clearly sees his "Christian identity" as a convenient cover for his lack of interest in girls and as a clever way to send out anti-Jewish signals without picking up too much flak -- although he seems to have been unsuccessful in this.

The Alt-Right, when it started out -- and before it was subverted by Jew-obsessed Nazis, Feds, and their useful idiots -- was a movement full to the brim with exciting and challenging ideas.

Compared to this, America First is an ideological desert, with a leadership devoid of ideas, which is why the catchphrase is "Trust the Plan" not "Understand the Ideas." Even worse, a certified "shit magnet" Baked Alaska, is regarded as one of the movement's "towering geniuses." 

AF is all style and no substance, and doesn't stand for anything, so there is a natural suspicion that it is just there as a means to market to and manipulate the young White alienated voter base, probably for a boomertard Republican candidate sometime in the future.

The other possibility is that AF is just there to stir up divisions in America, backed by people who definitely don't believe in America being first. 

Anyway, make up your own mind by listening to Nicky's speech and playing a game of "spot the content." The first person to spot an actual idea in the speech wins a Groyper, whatever that is.

FIRST "WAR CRIME" COMMITTED BY ANTI-PUTIN ALLIANCE: RUSSIAN PORN HUB SHUT DOWN

Man's inhumanity to man

The Western-led opposition to Vladimir Putin's invasion of the Ukraine has apparently committed its first "war crime" of the struggle by shutting down access to the porn site PornHub in Russia.

Russian visitors to the site, instead of a menu of their favourite rumble videos will now see an image of the Ukrainian flag along with a message of support for the Ukriane.

This has deprived millions of Russians of their only solace in their dull, brutal, featureless existences. But it is also a major blow to the Russian economy, as almost 50% of the porno stars on the platform are coked-up Russian whores called Svetlana who will do anything, even donkey sex, for the next line of coke.

It is thought that shutting down the major 'chicken choking' service will be even more effective than kicking Russia off the SWIFT banking payments system, another serious sanction that is being considered against the Putin regime. Experts believe that Russia will be forced to mass print old copies of "Razzle" and "Asian Wives" in order to make up the deficit of on-line grot.

Human rights organisations are, however, deeply concerned that depriving Russian citizens of their regular bleary-eyed 'hand shandies' will cause untold suffering and lead to Russia reverting back to a Mongol-devastated forest wasteland covered in radio-active pollution.

Typical Russian Pornhub user in his darkened "wank cave"

TERRIFIED RUSSIAN TROOPS INVADING UKRAINE BRING THEIR OWN SHITHOUSES

 

Full marks to the Russian army planners who seem to have thought of everything in organising the assault on Russia's innocent and peaceful neighbour.

Not only have Putin's crack troops been supplied with a week's supply of turnips and a bottle of industrial grade vodka to give them Dutch courage in the glorious battles ahead, but the army logistics department has also sent in thousands of portable shithouses, carried on the back of trucks.

This is so that Russian soldiers, feeling the sudden need to empty their bowels at the prospect of imminent death, can do so in relative privacy.

The shithouses are coloured bright blue, one of the Ukrainian national colours. This is to discourage enemy fire while the squaddies are on the plastic poop funnel. Each Kremlin soldier will then be limited to four sheets of waxy toilet paper - one for up, one for down, one for anti-splash, and one polisher.

Also, in the event that Russian soldiers get slotted, the Kremlin has kindly sent along portable incinerators so that dead Ivans can be lovingly turned to ash, popped in an envelope, and posted back to their relatives, using a second class stamp with a picture of Putin on it.

PUTIN ORDERS INVASION OF UKRAINE AFTER SEX TRANSITION OPERATION GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

 

Victim of medical malpractice

Trad News can exclusively reveal that Russian President, Vladimir Putin decided to go to war with everybody after a medical procedure went horribly wrong. 

The operation, which our sources inform us was a routine gender reassignment procedure, went horribly wrong when Putin was wheeled into the operating theatre the wrong way round, resulting in the specially prepared vagina, made from a dead pigs bladder, being inserted deep into his brain area rather than his fanny area.

Medical experts say this was an easy mistake to happen because, like Hitler, Putin has only one tiny testicle, which bears an eerie resemblance to his small puffy head. 

After waking up with a pig's piss-bag lady-hole inserted deep inside his brain, the Russian President started behaving erratically and having hot flushes. Geopolitical strategists believe that this is the real reason for Putin's clearly insane decision to declare war on all mankind.

For some time, as reported here on Trad News, Putin has slowly been transitioning into a ladyboy due to an over reliance on steroid injections and a general lack of exercise. In recent weeks this has caused his "man boobs" or "moobs" to swell to a disgusting size.

Vladyboy Vladimir Putin

MEME UPDATE: MEME FAILS TO AGE WELL

 

MAN WHO RULES LARGE SWAMPY FOREST ANNEXES TWO MORE PIECES OF SWAMPY FOREST

"If it's swampy and it freezes I want it."

A small man with puffy cheeks who rules a large swampy forest that freezes for seven months every year has just annexed two more pieces of swampy forest that freeze for seven months every year. 

He has also threatened to invade another larger piece of swampy forest next door. 

Unfortunately for the small man with puffy cheeks, he did not get permission from more important and better drained countries before annexing the two pieces of swampy forest that freeze for seven months every year. This means that his action is the metaphorical equivalent of making a shit sandwich live on TV and then eating it while pretending to love the flavour. 

It is not yet clear how the other people who live in the large swampy forest that freezes for seven months every year feel about the actions of their leader with the puffy cheeks. Many of them want to continue selling their marsh gas to the more important and better drained countries with fewer trees. Also, the richer ones among then have invested most of their money in the more important countries, and might now lose some of it because of their small puffy leader annexing two more pieces of swampy forest. 

It is also not clear what the leaders of the more important and better drained countries will do. They disapprove of the small man with puffy cheeks annexing more bits of swampy forest, and would like to see them returned to their original owner so that they can be drained and have a few trees removed sometime in the future. 

The annexation of the two pieces of swampy forest that freeze for seven months every year took place in a large room that was built to look like it wasn't built anywhere near a piece of swampy forest or indeed anything that freezes for seven months of the year, but definitely is. 

"TYRANT" TRUDEAU BUILDS PYRAMID OF SKULLS FROM SLAUGHTERED TRUCKERS

Used holy scripture to polish his brown hole

Justin Trudeau, the World's most evil and sadistic man, has reportedly built a pyramid of human skulls stretching many hundreds of meters high into the sky, according to reports on social media.

The reports, mainly from people in the Dissident Right and the anti-vax movement, claim that Trudeau ordered his ruthless thugs, vicious goons, and "nasty horses with big hooves" to massacre thousands of innocent truckers, who had merely gathered in the capital city for several weeks, blocking a few unimportant roads and trivial bridges while making an occasional cheerful noise with their truck horns.

The tyrant is then reported to have mocked the steaming carcasses of his hapless victims by denouncing them as "Nazis" and "racists," even though he was clearly the real racist by having shoe polish all over his face and a towel around his head. 

Next the sick despot ate a live baby dipped in maple syrup and threw its remains to a ravenous pack of Canadian squirrels starved for several weeks to make them fiercer. He then picked up a machine gun and mowed down a row of nuns, specially bussed in for the occasion from the French bit of Canada, all the time laughing like a maniac. Finally, looking like a giant human spider, he clambered to the top of the skull pyramid, took a massive dump on all the skulls, many of them still wearing trucker caps, and wiped his arse with pages torn from the Holy Scriptures of several important world religions.

Later NASA reported that the mad dictator's skull pyramid had risen so high that it now presented a threat to low-flying space satellites.

UK GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES "STAY-AT-HOME" ORDER AND "WIND MASKS" AS STORMS HIT

 

Following normal Winters storms, the British government has panicked again like it did when the Wuhan Flu struck, and has imposed a nation-wide lockdown so that nobody will get killed by falling trees unless they are in their houses at the time.

A government spokesman told reporters, "We don't want anyone dying of high winds and cold stuff falling from the sky. This is why we have decided on a national lockdown for as long as wind speeds stay above the dangerous level of 5 mph."

The spokesman added that it was "vital to flatten the curve of people being hit by fast-moving leaves, twigs, and bits of newspapers" in order to prevent the total collapse of the National Health Service, which has been suffering from a severe shortage of biscuits in recent weeks.

Seriously

For the foreseeable future, British citizens will also be required to wear "wind masks" to ensure that they are not adding to the windy chaos by breathing too fast. 

PUTIN'S MAJOR WEAKNESS - THE OLIGARCHY'S OFFSHORE ASSETS

Putin speaking to his boss.

As we have said here at Trad News, Russian President Vladimir Putin is simply too terrified to invade the Ukraine. But there is always the chance that some of his fiercer generals or KGB goons may corner him in the Kremlin washroom, give him a wedgie or a Chinese burn, and force him to give the invasion order. 

So, if the Russian army does invade the Ukraine what will the West's response be?

Essentially it will be to wage "economic war" against Putin and his inner circle of corrupt billionaire oligarchs. Yes, this is Russia's soft spot. And the easiest way to hit this Achilles' Heel will be financial sanctions inflicted on Russian banks and the assets of Russian billionaires overseas. 

Putin clearly doesn't give a rat's arse about his people, or he wouldn't have arranged bombings of apartment buildings to blame on Chechen terrorists back in 1999 to tighten his grip on power. But hurting Russia's ruling elite of financial criminals is a different story, as these are the people who can make or break him. This is something that hasn't escaped the attention of the West.

As reported by Reuters:

For NATO members, the most powerful measure against Russia were it to invade Ukraine would be U.S. sanctions cutting off Russian state banks from the dollar according to Russian executives, bankers, and former senior U.S. sanctions officials. [...]

"Banking sanctions are the most impactful measure the U.S. can carry out in the short term," said Brian O'Toole, a former senior advisor to the director of the Office of Foreign Assets Control or OFAC in the U.S. Treasury Department, which designs and manages the implementation of sanctions.

Proposed sanctions against Russian banks would bar them from making any transactions in U.S. dollars, essentially freezing any dollar-denominated assets or liabilities held by the banks at home and abroad.

One reason why sanctions on billionaires and banking would be so effective is because all Russian billionaires try to park as much of their ill-gotten gains outside Russia as possible.

This is because, in the past, some major Russian oligarchs who were riding high had their assets confiscated or stolen by those more skilled at the tricky game of Russian power politics. Yes, being a big shot in Russia today doesn't necessarily mean that you'll be a big shot tomorrow, and this goes for Putin as well.

Yes, Russia has made a big effort to make its general economy "antifragile" against various Western sanctions. For exampl, it has abundant hard currency reserves – now at $635bn – and it has taken other measures:

Russia has some defences to withstand a U.S.-led attack on its financial stability. The hard currency reserves, high oil prices and a low debt to GDP ratio of 18% in 2021 place it in a good position to weather a further tightening of existing sanctions, said Chris Weafer, director of MacroAdvisory, a Moscow-based consultancy.

But, remember, it is not the general economy that Putin really cares about. He couldn't give a toss if there were a mad rush on the banks and some poor old Russian granny lost her life savings. No, all he cares about are his well-heeled friends.

Squeeze these crooks and Putin will feel the pain. 

The irony here is that Putin actually helped create this situation himself, back when he was popular (thanks false flag apartment bombings!). At that time he helped seize the assets of "uncooperative" oligarchs like Khodorkovsky and Berezovsky.

The other crooks in the Russian regime all took note, and decided that the best thing to do was to offshore as much of their wealth as possible. Noticeably they didn't put this money into Russian "allies" like China, Iran, Venezuela, or Syria. Instead they put it into centres of Western power like London.  

How much Russian oligarch cash is there parked outside Russia? That is a financial question of great technical complexity, as there is direct Russian investment/cashflow/laundering and indirect Russian investment/cashflow/laundering.

For example, according to the Guardian, in 2018  Russian investors held financial assets in the UK worth a total of $3.5bn (£2.6bn). However an Office of National Statistics estimate of all Russian investment in the UK from two years earlier put it at £25.5bn. But in addition to this, over the past decade, £68bn has flowed from Russia into Britain’s offshore satellites such as the British Virgin Islands, the Cayman Islands, Gibraltar, Jersey, and Guernsey. Then there are several other tax havens (Cyprus, Dutch territories, Republic of Ireland, etc.) 

The Guardian again:

The French economist Thomas Piketty estimates that more than half of Russians’ total wealth is held offshore in this manner – some $800bn (£597bn) – and by a tiny number of people, perhaps just a few hundred. “Rich Russians live between London, Monaco and Moscow,” Piketty wrote in a blogpost in April. “Post-communism has become the worst ally of hyper-capitalism.”

This is what makes one so vulnerable to the other, but the balance of power here is clearly with the Western hyper-capitalism which can hurt Russian Post-communism more decisively than anything Russian Post-communism can do driving big bits of metal around Ukrainian villages.

Oddly Putin has put his balls in a vice located in London.

MISSING CAT EPIDEMIC EXPLAINED

 

One reason why some cats go missing is due to a change in ownership. It's easy for the previous owner to see posters on the lost cat or hide them on the nearby area with a photo of the animal, but these animals are not considered "missing cats" until there is no humans or pets caring for or interacting with them. These animals are hard to locate, but once they're found, they need a human that's loving enough to love and take care of them as much as their previous servant.

Text written by non-human (yes, soon all humans will be superfluous)

THE ROYAL PLAN TO DEAL WITH ANDY'S SEX DRIVE: CRACKERS AND LEECHES?

Recently Prince Andrew got into trouble due to his sex drive. This is something that has repeatedly caused him embarrassment over the years. The recent $10 million dollar payment to Virginia Giuffre has been a major humiliation for the Royal Family, but temporarily solves the problem during the Queen's Platinum Jubilee year.

But what about the long-term problem of Prince Andrew's sexual cravings?

There are some at the Palace who assume that Andrew, who is now 61, will "slow down" with age. But this is far from certain. It is well known that men of his age still have prodigious sexual appetites, with some of them even waking up in the morning with hard wood between their legs (at least until they've emptied their bladders). Andrew is clearly among this group. 

Following the loss of $10 million dollars, plus lawyers fees, the Royal Family is unlikely to be complacent about this matter, so it is almost certain that measures have been taken to deal with the Prince's clearly "above average" sexual cravings, although what these measures are will obviously remain cloaked in secrecy.

Trad New's royalty experts, however, have come to the conclusion that the Prince is being treated using traditional methods.

These include being put on a strict diet of Graham Crackers, while also being treated with leeches.

Graham Crackers were invented in 1829 by a Presbyterian minister named Sylvester Graham, who believed that flavorful food aroused the senses, including the sexual urges. Due to their complete lack of flavour, Graham Crackers are thought to greatly suppress the sexual appetite. 

Presbyterian minister and dietary reformer Sylvester Graham

Being bled by leeches is another traditional treatment for "royal concupiscence," another term for Andrew's condition.

It is believed that excessive sexual desire comes from too much sensation in the "engorged member," a royal codeword for a raging bloated stiffie. By judiciously applying leeches, it is believed possible to remove "sexual toxins" in the Prince's blood and thus reduce his sex drive even more.

RANDY ANDY PAYS $10 MILLION IN SHUT UP MONEY TO EPSTEIN WHORE

Prince Andrew has decided to take the "easy way" out and pay a former sex worker employed by Jeffrey Epstein 10 million dollars in an out-of-court settlement. This is according to a statement outlining the deal reached between the Duke of York and Virginia Giuffre. 

Here is the full text of the statement, which was included in a letter submitted to US judge Lewis A Kaplan:

'Virginia Giuffre and Prince Andrew have reached an out of court settlement. The parties will file a stipulated dismissal upon Ms Giuffre's receipt of the settlement (the sum of which is not being disclosed). Prince Andrew intends to make a substantial donation to Ms Giuffre's charity in support of victims' rights.

'Prince Andrew has never intended to malign Ms. Giuffre's character, and he accepts that she has suffered both as an established victim of abuse and as a result of unfair public attacks. It is known that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked countless young girls over many years.

'Prince Andrew regrets his association with Epstein, and commends the bravery of Ms Giuffre and other survivors in standing up for themselves and others. He pledges to demonstrate his regret for his association with Epstein by supporting the fight against the evils of sex trafficking, and by supporting its victims.' 

The Daily Mail reported that the deal is worth £7.5million to Giuffre, around $10 million dollars.

Giuffre was 17 at the time she claimed Prince Andrew had sex with her in 2001. She claimed that she had been forced into it by Epstein, who she claimed had groomed her.

$10 million is a pretty steep figure for Prince Andrew to have to pay for having sex with a woman who appeared at the time to be a willing adult. 

The "silence money" should allow Prince Andrew (61) a quiet life out of the limelight, at least while his Mum, Queen Elizabeth II (95), celebrates her Platinum Jubilee.

WAS MICHELLE MALKIN BANNED FROM AIRBNB FOR SHITTING THE BED OR LEAVING A TURD IN THE FRIDGE?

It has come to the attention of Trad News that America Firster Michelle Malkin has been banned by Airbnb, the online provider of  lodging, homestays, and vacation rentals. The story we keep hearing is that Michelle was banned purely for her political views. But this seems unlikely as Malkin's views are pretty milquetoast. 

Also, America Firsters are notorious for getting banned by various service providers simply for anti-social or substandard behaviour, and then claiming that they are being "persecuted" for their political views to score points with their followers.

Look no further than America First leader Nick Fuentes. The "Groyper King" claimed he was put on a no-fly list because his political beliefs are so hardcore that the Deep State pressured airlines to ban him.

The sad reality is that, as we reported here on Trad News, Nick wasn't banned from flying because of his political views. No, he was banned for directly disobeying safety instructions during take-off from aircrew, who were terrified of the Covid virus at the time and wanted passengers to wear masks without causing a ruckus. 

Nick's actions, whatever they were, clearly created a tense and dangerous situation that forced the plane to turn around and return to the gate.

Giving aircrew shit like that and challenging their authority during a flight is a sure way for anyone to get put on a no-fly list, no matter what their political views are. In fact, it's pretty obvious that Nick's political views had absolutely nothing to do with his ban.

So, is this also the story of Michelle Malkin's banning from Airbnb?

Is it simply a case of her creating a problem for Airbnb by, for example, shitting the bed and failing to clean up the mess, or maybe even pranking her Airbnb hosts by leaving a big, hot, wet, steaming turd for them to find in their fridge or dishwasher when they come home? 

Fecal Attraction: Did Michelle Malkin troll her Airbnb hosts with a "fudge pie" in the fridge? 

KRISS DONALD KILLER FOUND WITH SLASHED THROAT

Kriss Donald was a young Scots lad who was tortured and murdered by a gang of Pakistani racist scum in 2004. Now one of his killers, Imran ‘Baldy’ Shahid, serving a life sentence for racially motivated murder, has been found with a slashed throat. The bad news is he was taken to hospital.

As reported by the Sun:

The notorious killer, serving life for murdering 15-year Kriss Donald, was found slumped in a pool of blood at [a] tough Grampian nick in Peterhead, Aberdeenshire, on Sunday night.

He was rushed to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary for treatment and he’s believed to be awake and conscious after the self-inflicted slashing. A source said: “This wasn’t an accident, he was in a bad way."

Baldy, 45, was the ringleader of a gang that stabbed and tortured innocent Kriss, from Pollokshields, Glasgow, 13 times before setting him on fire in 2004.

He fled Scotland but was eventually caged for a minimum of 25 years after being hauled back to face justice from Pakistan.

A source revealed Baldy was found by horrified staff just before 6pm on Sunday night with his throat slit. The source said: “His throat was gashed open and there was blood everywhere.

It looks like Baldy is feeling the hate vibes, or maybe its just the prison food. In the past he has been the subject of several attacks and knows that everybody wants him dead. This seems to be breaking him down psychologically. Let's hope that next time he tries something like this the prison authorities have enough decency to let him finish the job.

"PUSSY-BOY PUTIN" TERRIFIED OF TINY HARMLESS MICRO-ORGASM AT "SURRENDER TALKS" WITH SMALL FRENCH PRESIDENT

People have probably been wondering about the extremely long table used by Russian President Vladimir Putin in his recent "surrender discussions" with French President Emmanuel Macron. But those of us who know what a cowardly, lily-livered, yellow-streaked, safety-blanket-clutching cry-baby that Putin is were not surprised in the least.

Yes, it turns out, Putin was filling his pants with "Russian chocolate," because he was terrified of catching the almost completely harmless Omicron variant of the Covid virus from the French President. The French President, meanwhile, had refused to have a Covid test because he was quite sensibly worried about Putin's scientists getting hold of his valuable DNA and cloning him.

According to Reuters:

French President Emmanuel Macron refused a Kremlin request that he take a Russian COVID-19 test when he arrived to see President Vladimir Putin this week, to prevent Russia getting hold of Macron's DNA, two sources in Macron's entourage told Reuters. [...]

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov confirmed that Macron had declined the test and said Russia had no problem with this, but it meant that a 6-metre (20 feet) distance from Putin was required in order to protect the Kremlin leader's health. [...]

"The Russians told us Putin needed to be kept in a strict health bubble," the second source said. 

Yes, Pussy-boy Putin, terrified not only of little Emmanuel Macron, his own shadow, and sudden gusts of wind, but also living in total fear of a microscopic organism that regularly gets its lunch money stolen by all the other microscopic organisms in the playground!!!

No wonder Russia is surrendering to the French by not invading the Ukraine.

VIDEO LEAKED OF WHAT HAPPENED AT PA "TRAINING CAMP"

A new video has been leaked on YouTube purporting to show what happened at a recent Patriotic Alternative training camp. Although the video quality is low and the lighting is poor, the footage, released for the world to see by undercover journalist Marko Colletti's Spaghetti (follow him), clearly shows a revealing encounter between banned vlogger Millennial Woes, PA leader Mark Collett, and some younger members of the built-to-fail Neo-Nazi group. 

MEME UPDATE: RUSSIAN INVASION IMMINENT

 

COWARD "POOPY-PANTS PUTIN" STILL HASN'T INVADED UKRAINE - TOTAL WIMP!

Putin squirting brown fear juice into his Presidential Pampers

Tiny midget coward and pooped pants connoisseur Vladimir Putin is still cowering in his Kremlin bunker, where he is reportedly curled up in a foetal position, sucking his thumb, and having tearful nightmares about giant 2-meter tall Ukrainian "supermen" crushing his pathetic army of cheap Central Asian mercenaries on the Steppes of Russia. 

Weeks after telling his mighty army of tanks to cluster on the Ukrainian border and rev up their engines, the Russian leader has still failed to "man up" and invade his neighbours who have been openly mocking his penis size for years now. 

According to reliable media sources, he has also been shitting his pants at an unholy rate, causing the head of the Russian Church, Kirill Patriarch of Moscow to offer prayers for the salvation of his fear-tormented sphincter in Saint Basil's Cathedral in Moscow.

There have also been calls by some of the Kremlin staff to turn off Putin's torrent of "brown fear juice" by sticking the Holy Dildo of St Anthanasius, a priceless 5th-century relic, up his rectum. 

Meanwhile Russian troops are condemned to sadly wander around the icy forests of Western Russian, pretending that they are led by a real man with the standard number of testicles rather than a limp flaccid pansy who wouldn't look his own cat in the eye.

Right now the West is led by this loser:

Yes, a totally senile man who is mainly interested in crackpipes.

So, anybody -- even a gang of Somali Pirates, Canadian truckers, or the paramilitary wing of the Ramblers Association -- could take it over in one fell swoop. But Putin is such a wuss that he refuses to give the order even though he has spent almost all his money on tanks, weapons, and mercenaries.

The real problem here is that Putin is suffering from deep trauma. As a young boy growing up in Leningrad, he was a victim of constant bullying. In fact, for many years he was the school punchbag. This was on account of his puny size and weak pigeon chest. This in turn was caused by the Nazi siege of Leningrad from 1941 to 1944, which starved Putin's parents of vital nutrients so that when they made him, through cold, unromantic Soviet sex in 1952, he was 3 sizes too small, and did not have enough zinc and protein in his body to later create testicles. This is why he constantly runs and hides, and shrieks whenever he sees his shadow. 

Russia will never be great until it gets a real man to lead it instead of this pathetic crybaby wimp who can't even invade one of his small and weak neighbours when the whole World is looking the other way.

ONLY TWO COUNTRIES HAVE NO COVID RESTRICTIONS FOR TRAVELLERS

"Don't like it? Build you're own international travel system, bro"

The gold standard in Covid freedom is not whether a country lifts internal restrictions or not, it is their attitude to international travel.

If you want stress-free international travel, it looks like you only have two options at the moment -- Mexico and El Salvador. Yes, these are the only two countries that don't require any of the items on the shitlist of international travel:

• Tests before arrival
• Tests upon arrival
• No countries banned due to covid-19
• No quarantine periods
• No vaccine requirements

Mexico has been a bastion of traveller freedom throughout the pandemic, and El Salvador followed in November last year by scrapping its own restrictions. 

Other countries that were once on the list have been removed for the following reasons : 

• Maldives. Now requires a 96-hour negative PCR test
• Egypt. Now requires a 72-hour negative PCR test
• Kosovo. Now requires a 72-hour PCR test from most nations.
• Serbia. Now requires a 48-hour PCR test from all.
• Brazil. Now requires a 72-PCR test from all arrivals.
• Turkey. Now requires a 72-hour PCR test from all passengers.
• Haiti – Now requires a 72-hour PCR or antigen test from all passengers
• Montenegro – Now requires 72-hour PCR test for all (recovered or vaccinated also accepted)
• Tanzania – As of May 4, 2021 requiring a 72-hour PCR test
• North Macedonia – As of September 1, 2021, requiring a 72-hour PCR test, proof of vaccination or proof of recent recovery
• Albania – As of September 1, 2021, requiring a 72-hour PCR test, 48-hour antigen test, proof of vaccination or proof of recent recovery
• Costa Rica – As of December 1, 2021, full vaccine passport needed to access services/businesses inside the country
• Dominican Republic – As of November 2021, vaccine passport in effect for businesses and services OUTSIDE resorts, such as buses, grocery stores, banks, etc.
• Colombia – Removed November 20, 2021. Vaccine passport in effect for businesses, restaurants, events, etc.

FUND WARS, TRUCKER CONVOYS, AND PUTIN

Him again!

GoFundMe has shut down the fundraising effort on its site in favour of the Canadian anti-vax truck protest. 

As reported by the BBC:

GoFundMe says it will withhold millions of dollars raised for Canadian truckers protesting against vaccine mandates, citing police reports of violence.

The Freedom Convoy has been rallying since last weekend, and more protests are expected in Toronto and Ottawa.

In a statement, the crowdfunding website said it would withhold the donations already made, and refund donors who fill out a request form.

This move has now been dialled back a little, with GoFundMe now automatically refunding donors.

Some of these have now started a new fundraising effort on rival "Alt-Tech" fundraising site, GiveSendGo, which markets itself as a "Christian" site. 

As reported by Newsweek:

A new fundraising appeal for Canadian truckers protesting vaccine mandates has already raised millions of dollars after GoFundMe halted the campaign on its website.

A new appeal for the Canadian Freedom Convoy has raised more than $2.1 million out of a $16,000 target on platform GiveSendGo after GoFundMe halted the campaign after police raised concerns of violence. This include one anonymous donor giving the truckers $215,000 on the now platform.

Since then the site has been under attack from bots and DDoS attacks causing the site to crash.

So, what's really going on here?

Some, including the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, have claimed, without clear evidence, that the trucker protest is part of a Russian psy-op to cause confusion and distraction from the situation in the Ukraine, where Putin is attempting to use the threat of war to extort concessions from the Ukraine and the West. 

Coverage of the Trucker Protest on Russia Today has certainly been generous, and the pattern of behaviour of Russia-friendly accounts on Twitter suggests that their might be something in this: 

So THAT’s why they floated the idea that Russia is behind the Canadian trucker protests. 😉 https://t.co/u2GcNvIGNs

— Nina 🐙 Byzantina (@NinaByzantina) February 6, 2022

Why spend energy denying something that is supposed to be irrelevant to Russia, as these accounts have been doing?

Blaming Russia for stoking this Trucker Protest is not as "tin foil hat" as it sounds. Firstly, the protest has been greatly exaggerated on social media, and often by the "usual idiots."

Also it is undeniable that Russia has a long track record of using its social media power to play up divisions in nations it views as its rivals:

Russian Trolls and Fake News: Information or Identity Logics?

Russian state media weaponises news to sow confusion and division

All Road Lead to Ukraine: How Russia Uses Disinfornmation to Support its Efforts on the Ground 

So, is Putin up to his tricks again? Well, why wouldn't he be? The Western establishment certainly seems to think so. This is why GoFundMe has been pressured by the Canadian government to shut down the Trucker funds. 

The Canadian vax mandate, which Trad News of course opposes, is an internal issue for Canadians, based on the trending data, which is that they don't do much good, and how much Canadians value their individual freedoms. But we also live in an age of shadow conflicts, Grey Zone, and 4th generation hybrid warfare that infects everything else we do and all aspects of our political process, including protest, fundraising, and dissident politics. 

Update (15th February): 
More evidence of Russian subversion:

A report in the Daily Telegraph has revealed how the Trucker Convoy Protests are being artificially boosted on social media:

Online content mills in Asia are helping to fuel trucker convoy protests against pandemic restrictions in Canada and the United States, new investigations have found. 

On Monday, Justin Trudeau, the Canadian prime minister, declared a national public order emergency - the first in half a century – to grant powers to the federal government to do what is necessary to restore public order after more than two weeks of gridlock. 

The controversial measure reflects rising evidence that the demonstrations are not as organic and localised as initially thought, and that many protesters do not have a link to the trucking industry, particularly as it gains momentum online at home and abroad.   

Some Facebook groups that have also promoted similar “trucker convoys” in the US are being run by fake accounts tied to content farms based in Asian countries such as Bangladesh and Vietnam, Facebook officials told NBC News.

Read more here.

BIDEN FRONTS CRAFTY GEOPOLITICAL MOVE BY GRANTING "ALLY" STATUS TO QATAR

"Hi there, Shakey guy, let's sign this gas paper ally 

thingy. Nearly time for my toilet break, buckeroo."

As Colin Liddell pointed out in 2014, Russian geopolitical power is multiplied or divided by how much oil and gas it controls diplomatically. In fact Russia's entire foreign policy, beyond its immediate borders, is based on this principle -- alliances with Iran, Syria, and Venezuela, plus friendly moves towards Saudi Arabia and Iraq. 

The more carbon energy producers it can line up on its side, the more powerful it becomes. We have seen how this power is being leveraged in the Ukraine crisis, forcing Germany and many other NATO members to sit on their hands.

However, the latest move by the Biden administration to grant Qatar "major non-NATO ally" status undercuts Putin's power.

As reported by Reuters:

President Joe Biden promised Qatar's emir, Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad al-Thani, on Monday [Jan 30] that he will soon designate Qatar as a major non-NATO ally, granting special status to a key friend in a turbulent region.

During a meeting in the Oval Office, Biden said he planned to notify the U.S. Congress soon of the designation, which is granted by the United States to close, non-NATO allies that have strategic working relationships with the U.S. military.

“Qatar is a good friend and reliable and capable partner. And I’m notifying Congress that I will designate Qatar as a major non-NATO ally to reflect the importance of our relationship. I think it’s long overdue," Biden told reporters with the emir sitting at his side.

This is not really about what "great, stand-up guys" the Qataris are. They aren't. But the Gulf State is the world's largest supplier of liquefied natural gas. By making it an "ally," the US government ensures a reliable alternative supply of gas in case Putin tries to blackmail European governments by withholding Russian gas. 

Qatar is also useful as a middleman with Iran, where the US is working to cause a split between Russia and Iran to further weaken Russian geopolitical energy power, which, as pointed out above, is strongest when it is multiplied by a "cartelisation" effect of oil and gas powers. 

So, why doesn't Qatar join in this cartelisation and boost its own carbon power? The reason is because it is a small and militarily weak state, surrounded by big unreliable neighbours. It needs a protector and the US provides the perfect answer.

This shows that the US Government still has some bright people working behind the scenes who have figured out what Russia is up to.

WHOOPI UPDATE

 

DENMARK BECOMES FIRST COUNTRY TO LIFT ALL COVID-19 RESTRICTIONS

Good news from Denmark! As reported by the BBC:

Denmark has lifted all of its domestic Covid-19 restrictions, including the wearing of face masks, making it the first European Union country to do so. Nightclubs have reopened, late-night alcohol sales have resumed, and the Danish coronavirus app is no longer needed to enter venues.

Yes, the Danes have decided to live like lions instead of cower like rats.

While cases are still relatively high, the authorities say the virus no longer qualifies as a "critical threat". That is due to the country's high vaccination rate, experts say. More than 80% of the population over the age of five have had two vaccinations and over 60% have been given a third booster dose.

"With Omicron not being a severe disease for the vaccinated, we believe it is reasonable to lift restrictions," epidemiologist Lone Simonsen of the University of Roskilde told the AFP news agency.

But, wait, didn't England beat them to this? 

Sadly, no.

While most restrictions have now ended in England, a few remain. These include:

• People who develop Covid symptoms or test positive must self-isolate for 10 days (or five full days following two negative lateral flow test results)
• Venues can choose to ask people to show an NHS Covid Pass
• Face coverings are still required in health and care settings, including hospitals, GP surgeries and pharmacies
• Some shops have asked customers to keep wearing face coverings and they are required on public transport in London
• In some circumstances, local authorities can recommend face coverings in the communal areas of schools

Yes the Danes are the true heroes of Europe, while the English are still cucks. Show your appreciation by booking your next holiday in Copenhagen or by buying Danish produce:

DANISH FURNITURE OIL

DANISH BACON

DANISH BEER

DANISH BUTTER

DANISH PROSTITUTE

DEMOCRATS STAB THEIR OWN UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE BILL IN THE BACK

Democrat "turd" politician with supermajority 

explaining why universal healthcare is impossible

The Democrats like to pretend that the only thing stopping free universal health care are those nasty Republicans and their "evil corporate interests." But it looks like those "evil corporate interests" have just as much pull over the Dems, after a Democrat-sponsored bill to create a single-payer health care system in California mysteriously self-destructed. 

As reported by the San Francisco Chronicle:

Progressives’ goal to make California the first state to create a single-payer health care system was dashed on Monday after a Bay Area legislator decided not to bring the bill up for a floor vote.

Assembly Member Ash Kalra, D-San Jose, said he shelved AB1400, his bill to create a state-run system, because it did not have the support of enough legislators — a defeat that comes as many moderate Democrats raised concerns about an estimate that universal health care could cost up to $391 billion per year.

“It became clear that we did not have the votes necessary for passage and I decided the best course of action is to not put AB 1400 for a vote today,” Kalra said in a statement. “Although the bill did not pass the Assembly by today’s deadline, this is only a pause for the single-payer movement; our coalition ... will continue the fight for accessible, affordable and equitable health care for all Californians.”

Blah, blah, blah. Long story short, the Dems rely just as much on big money donors as the GOP and are not going to pass it without the permission of their corporate paymasters. After all the Dems have supermajorities in California, and in theory can pass what they want, but clearly the "Invisible Hand" is holding them back. "Universal health care" is just a bullshit term they use to drum up votes from the poor and the working class so that they and their corporate overlords can continue shitting on them.

Yes, universal health care might actually be a bad ideas, as passing the bill could have cost California between $314 to $391 billion annually, which is more than the governor’s entire proposed state budget of $286.4 billion. But in that case they should just admit it and stop talking about it. But, as you already probably know, our "democratic" system is about constantly bullshitting the public with big promises that are never delivered.