UNDER ORDERS FROM QUEEN, PRINCE WILLIAM ATTEMPTS TO HATCH 4TH "ROYAL EGG"

 

Prince William has been ordered by the Queen to hatch a fourth Royal Egg in order to ensure the succession, and to further reduce the possibility of American "actress" Meghan Markle becoming queen. Markle is of course married to William's younger brother Prince Harry, who is now 6th in line to the throne, and is regarded as a "muggle."

Unlike normal people and other warm-blooded creatures, Royals don't give birth but instead lay large shiny eggs that  may look golden in colour. They then have to sit on them until the egg hatches. 

To make the task easier, William and his family recently flew to the desert kingdom of Jordan, bringing the egg with them on the Royal jet.

The higher temperatures in the Middle East will favour the healthy development and growth of reptilean tissue while the strong sunshine will strengthen the shell, which will in turn protect the developing embryo from disease.

When it is time to hatch, the Royal baby will use a small piece of horn on the top of its head to crack its way out, after which the horn will drop off, allowing the growth of more human-looking skin and hair.