YOUNG FOOTBALL PLAYER "COMES OUT" AS HAVING NO TATTOOS Colin Liddell May 18, 2022 Did not want to be pierced in lots of unusual places A young English football player has become the UK's first active male professional ... Read more »
RUSSIAN ARMY PULLS OUT OF NORTH UKRAINE AFTER COMPLETING SUCCESSFUL MISSION TO STEAL A WASHING MACHINE Colin Liddell April 06, 2022 Read more »
FIRST "WAR CRIME" COMMITTED BY ANTI-PUTIN ALLIANCE: RUSSIAN PORN HUB SHUT DOWN Colin Liddell February 26, 2022 Man's inhumanity to man The Western-led opposition to Vladimir Putin's invasion of the Ukraine has apparently committ... Read more »
"TYRANT" TRUDEAU BUILDS PYRAMID OF SKULLS FROM SLAUGHTERED TRUCKERS Colin Liddell February 20, 2022 Used holy scripture to polish his brown hole Justin Trudeau, the World's most evil and sadistic man , has reportedly built a pyramid of ... Read more »
UK GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES "STAY-AT-HOME" ORDER AND "WIND MASKS" AS STORMS HIT Colin Liddell February 18, 2022 Following normal Winters storms, the British government has panicked again like it did when the Wuhan Flu struck, and has imposed a nation... Read more »
PUTIN FACES DOWN LATEST CHALLENGE BY HAVING HEAD GRAFTED ONTO BUFFED AND MUSCULAR KANGAROO Colin Liddell January 07, 2022 In a move reminiscent of the dark days of Soviet science, Russian dictator, Vladimir Putin has had his head severed from his body and grafte... Read more »
EPSTEIN AWARDED MEDAL FOR COURAGE AND CINEMATOGRAPHY Colin Liddell December 23, 2021 'Dead' Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein has been awarded a medal for his courage in getting "extremely compromising footage" ... Read more »
UNDER ORDERS FROM QUEEN, PRINCE WILLIAM ATTEMPTS TO HATCH 4TH "ROYAL EGG" Colin Liddell December 23, 2021 Prince William has been ordered by the Queen to hatch a fourth Royal Egg in order to ensure the succession, and to further reduce the poss... Read more »
BORIS CAUGHT SNORTING CORONAVIRUS GERMS OFF A HOOKERS ARSE Colin Liddell December 20, 2021 In the latest setback for Boris Johnson's embattled government, the Prime Minister has been filmed snorting coronavirus germs off a hook... Read more »
OMICRON DRILLS THROUGH SIX INCHES OF STEEL TO INFECT MAN WEARING MASK Colin Liddell December 16, 2021 After reports that Omicron spread across a hotel hallway from one fully vaccinated traveler in quarantine to another, even though they had n... Read more »
NEW SYMBOL TO IDENTIFY THE UNVAXXED ANNOUNCED Colin Liddell December 15, 2021 The governments of all G-7 nations in conjunction with the World Health Organisation have agreed on a new plan to publicly identify the unva... Read more »
INTERVIEW: ALEC BALDWIN CLAIMS SMALL GUST OF WIND "PULLED TRIGGER" Colin Liddell December 02, 2021 Holding an onion in one hand and a tube of menthol in the other, actor and producer Alec Baldwin claimed in his latest tearful interview tha... Read more »
GRETA SUFFERING FROM CLIMATE CHANGE...IN HER VAGINA Colin Liddell November 16, 2021 The Yeast from the East: walking fungus farm, Greta Thunberg Just days after Greta Thunberg complained about "climate change" at C... Read more »
SMALL TERRIFIED JEWISH MAN TRIES TO WARN MANKIND OF THE COMING HORRORS OF THE "METAVERSE" Colin Liddell November 14, 2021 A terrifying video has emerged online of a small, Jewish man desperately trying to warn mankind of the horrors of what he refers to only as ... Read more »
ZUCKERBERG'S NIGHT OF HORROR AFTER VISITING MADAME TUSSAUDS Colin Liddell October 26, 2021 Mistaken for his own waxwork, subjected to ordeal by pins Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg is believed to be recovering in hospital followin... Read more »
CHARLIE KIRK STEALS ALT-RIGHT'S CLOTHES WHILE THEY ARE HAVING A "GAY ORGY" Colin Liddell September 24, 2021 Police in the USA are looking for a man described as a "prominent movement Conservative with pronounced Judayo-Christian values" w... Read more »
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: GATES STILL VISITING EPSTEIN EVEN THOUGH HE IS DEAD Colin Liddell September 22, 2021 It's not known exactly when Bill Gates first met Jeffrey Epstein. What is known is that even after Epstein was convicted of soliciting... Read more »
IS BORIS JOHNSON'S GIRLFRIEND'S DOG NOW RUNNING THE COUNTRY? Colin Liddell February 21, 2021 Carrie and Dilyn: "reign of terrier" Recently a Conservative think-tank called for an inquiry into the role Boris Johnson's g... Read more »
TIME POLICE ARREST THE YEAR "2016" AFTER COMPLAINTS FROM THE KALI YUGA Colin Liddell January 28, 2021 The Time Police have apparently arrested the year 2016 for crimes against "the natural downward flow of things" after a complaint ... Read more »
THE MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE JOINS THE NEW DIVERSE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION Colin Liddell January 20, 2021 That gum you like has come back into style, folks! Yes, The Man from Another Place has added a little electricity to the stellar diverse lin... Read more »