BILLIE EILISH ADMITS HER BRAIN HAS BEEN DESTROYED

Standard-issue pop shitbag Billie Eilish (19) has admitted that she has no brain. The confession came during an interview with fellow brain-dead celebrity Howard Stern on his SiriusXM show. 

During the interview Eilish said her brain was destroyed at the age of 11 merely by watching some videos of naked people. 

"I used to watch a lot of porn, to be honest. I started watching porn when I was like 11. I think it really destroyed my brain and I feel incredibly devastated that I was exposed to so much porn."

It is unlikely that just watching videos of naked people would entirely remove someone's brain, so this is probably just a convenient cover story for the fact that she has no brain. 

Eilish further showed her stupidity by talking about women's vaginas: 

"The way that vaginas look in porn is fucking crazy. No vaginas look like that. Women’s bodies don’t look like that. We don’t come like that."

I don't want to get too technical here, but this can only mean that Eilish's vagina is horribly misshapen, possibly looking like a toast rack, or is in the wrong location. Porn vaginas, piercings aside, are generally not that different from other vaginas. After all they are just hairy donuts between the legs.  

Speculation is growing that Eilish's minge may resemble this useful kitchen item.