BILLIE EILISH ADMITS HER BRAIN HAS BEEN DESTROYED Colin Liddell December 16, 2021 Standard-issue pop shitbag Billie Eilish (19) has admitted that she has no brain. The confession came during an interview with fellow brain-... Read more »
INTERVIEW: ALEC BALDWIN CLAIMS SMALL GUST OF WIND "PULLED TRIGGER" Colin Liddell December 02, 2021 Holding an onion in one hand and a tube of menthol in the other, actor and producer Alec Baldwin claimed in his latest tearful interview tha... Read more »
ZUCKERBERG'S NIGHT OF HORROR AFTER VISITING MADAME TUSSAUDS Colin Liddell October 26, 2021 Mistaken for his own waxwork, subjected to ordeal by pins Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg is believed to be recovering in hospital followin... Read more »
WHO IS LYING, VAX-HATING RAPPER SLUT OR ORWELLIAN ANTI-FREE SPEECH SITE TWITTER? Colin Liddell September 16, 2021 Nicki Minaj, a booty-twerking slut rapper, has claimed that she was "put in Twitter jail" after she tweeted doubts and concerns ab... Read more »
"VIRTUAL WHITE PERSON" WINS AUSTRALIAN OPEN Colin Liddell February 21, 2021 Osaka and how she is correctly portrayed by a Japanese noodle company. In a thrilling tennis match between an actual White person an... Read more »
YOUTUBE CELEB RAZORFIST IN SHOCKING PORN N' MASTURBATION EXPOSÉ Colin Liddell February 18, 2021 One-eyed boxing champ with surplus woman Razorfist, aka The Rageaholic, a YouTube commentator and self proclaimed "Metal Head," pr... Read more »
NAZI FETISHISTS AND BONDAGE FREAKS OUTRAGED AFTER K-POP AND NAZIISM GET IT ON AGAIN Colin Liddell February 01, 2021 Sorry gay Nazi fetishists you've got serious competition. K-Pop and Naziism are at it again! The highly-regimented East Asian pop phenom... Read more »
DONALD TRUMP JOINS CALLS TO GET MACAULAY CULKIN DIGITALLY REMOVED FROM HOME ALONE 2 Colin Liddell January 15, 2021 Home Alone 2 star Donald Trump has endorsed social media comments demanding Macaulay Culkin's role in the film be digitally removed an... Read more »
WORLD'S UGLIEST MAN DIES (GROUND REFUSES TO SWALLOW HIM) Colin Liddell January 13, 2021 Light was celebrating yesterday following the death of the World's ugliest man. The electromagnetic force that usually doesn't exp... Read more »
SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT IGNORING "NEO-NAZI" JEW HATRED BY GLASGOW CELTIC FANS Colin Liddell January 12, 2021 Nir Bitton who unwittingly signed to Britain's most anti-Semitic club. Scotland's SNP government is ignoring a massive surge in Neo-... Read more »
SELF-DRIVING CAR INTEREST PUSHES MUSK TO RICHEST MAN STATUS Colin Liddell January 08, 2021 A toking African Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla (not the band) and SpaceX, has overtaken Amazon boss Jeff Bezos to become the richest man in th... Read more »
LOCKDOWN-LOVING TWITTER TWAT PIERS MORGAN BUSTED HOLIDAYING ON CARIBBEAN ISLAND Colin Liddell January 04, 2021 Piers Morgan is justly reviled in the UK for his pompous and preachy opinions. These are delivered to the long-suffering nation through his ... Read more »
PROMISING FOOTBALL CAREER MYSTERIOUSLY TURNS INTO RAPE AT KNIFEPOINT Colin Liddell December 27, 2020 Wow, ain't life quaint? You start out doing one thing and then somehow end up doing something completely different. I mean, once ... Read more »
TRAGIC DEATH: DESMOND IS AMAZING "GROOMER" O.D.s ON HEROIN Colin Liddell December 25, 2020 Another tragic death happened recently. So sad. Michael Alig a flamboyantly gay party promoter who murdered one of his boyfriends and then w... Read more »
MEME UPDATE: ALINSKY RULES Colin Liddell December 16, 2020 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montecito,_California#Demographics Read more »
POOP EMOJI CHOSEN AS TIME MAGAZINE'S "PERSON OF THE YEAR" Colin Liddell December 11, 2020 Really, who gives a shit? Poop Emoji and his shitting mate Little Poop Emoji have been chosen as Time magazine's Person of the Year in ... Read more »
"WE NO LIKEEE NIKE": US SHOEMAKER ACCUSES EVERYONE IN JAPAN OF RACISM Colin Liddell December 08, 2020 It looks like overpriced shitty shoe maker Nike is in trouble again after its latest ad campaign for its shoddy products provoked an extreme... Read more »
MAN WHO ALWAYS WEARS MASK CATCHES CORONAVIRUS Colin Liddell December 02, 2020 The world has been shocked to learn that a man who always wears masks has caught the coronavirus. This practically impossible occurrence com... Read more »
HERO WHO SAVED THOUSANDS OF KIDS (AND APPEARED IN DUMB HOLLYWOOD FILM) DIES Colin Liddell November 29, 2020 May the farce be with you: Prowse holding a Japanese samurai "space helmet," LOL Dave Prowse, the actor who was the "face... Read more »
MARADONA'S COKE DEALER ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER LOSING MAIN CLIENT Colin Liddell November 25, 2020 The whole world is in mourning following the tragic death of footballing legend Diego Maradona at the tender age of 60. But no one is sadder... Read more »