CHINESE NOW LIVING LONGER THAN AMERICANS THANKS TO "THE COOF"

Chinese life expectancy has now outstripped US life expectancy, marking another milestone on China's rise to great power status. 

According to data from China's National Bureau of Statistics life expectancy in China has now risen to 77.3 years, while US life expectancy, according to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, has plummeted from nearly 79 years to 77 years.

The large drop is thought to be the result of the Covid Pandemic, which has been a factor in the death of over 800,000 Americans in 2020 and 2021. 

Factors that make America particularly susceptible to "the Coof" is its high obesity rate, combined with gaps in its health care provision. Also, unlike the Chinese, US leaders are not able to impose air-tight draconian lock-downs.