BRITAIN'S COPPERS STILL A BUNCH OF USELESS PORKERS

Police roadblock

Britain's police officers are still a bunch of fat, lazy, unsightly porkers who are more likely to get stuck in doorways and be mistaken for whales than to catch criminals or innocent protesters.

This was noticeable at the recent anti-lockdown protest in London, where a normal-sized man was able to effortlessly break away from and outrun dozens of blubberly puffing coppers. 

Five years ago and then three years ago the press picked up on the problem of obese policing. 

As reported by the Sun:

POLICE chiefs have had to order super-sized uniforms with waists up to 61in, shock figures show. They have bought nine pairs of the giant patrol trousers for men in the past two years. Met bosses have also paid for three 56in pairs and ­similar-sized summer leathers for a motorbike cop. In total, 624 pairs of trousers in girths of at least 40ins have been bought this year, on top of 7,796 last year.

It makes a mockery of then-Met supremo Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe’s 2015 warning that overweight officers faced the axe.

He said fit cops needed them in emergencies. He added: “They don’t want somebody waddling down the road who, when they get there, is out of breath.”

The [Metropolitan Police] shopping list also included three 50in waterproofs for search advisers and dog handlers plus 52in women’s patrol trousers.

Seven pairs of 44in cycling trousers and a gun cop’s 43in combat trousers were also bought, figures from Freedom of Information laws reveal.

On paper, cops have to undergo annual fitness tests that involve shuttle runs totalling 525 metres, which have to be completed in 3 mins 40 secs, but it is obvious that no one takes these tests seriously. Indeed, why would they, as they are administered by fellow coppers, and, even if they fail, there are no serious consequences. 

The Metropolitan Police said at the time: 

“All job-related fitness tests must be set to reflect the physical demands of the role. Where officers fail, they are given development plans and support to help them meet the standard.”

In other words, they are advised to eat a piece of spinach with their trifle, and given a free pass till next year. 

With Britain's police being increasingly used for sinister Orwellian purposes, this is probably a good thing. The only problem is how are people going to stop actual criminals. I've got a few ideas, and I'm sure you have too.

MEME UPDATE: "NOTHING TO SEE HERE......"

SPLC ATTEMPTS TO LUMP SENSIBLE CONSERVATIVES IN WITH NUTCASES & NAZIS

This crappy SPLC graphic is supposed to make you hate someone.

The SPLC is a well-known anti-free-speech, paranoia-promoting hate group, that is mainly funded by Jewish donors. What does the group hate? Well, mainly free speech, but anyone to the right of Trotsky will also do.

Once again the organisation is attempting to attack America's culture of free speech by conflating sensible nationalists and conservatives with nutcases, Nazis, and grifters. 

In an article on the SPLC site, titled "Extremists Are Cashing in on a Youth-Targeted Gaming Website," writers Hannah Gais and Michael Hayden allege that "bad people" are using DLive to sell "hate" online -- and must be stopped at all costs because the SPLC says so.

They then use the standard SPLC tactic of picking a few out-and-out loonies and mixing them in with with sensible voices they disapprove of:

These leaders include pro-Trump pundit Nick Fuentes, Patrick Casey of American Identity Movement (formerly Identity Evropa), British neo-Nazi Mark Collett and Austria’s Martin Sellner of Generation Identity... Matthew Q. Gebert, a State Department official who led the Washington, D.C.-area chapter of a white nationalist organization, also recently started livesteaming on DLive.

Owen Benjamin, a self-described comedian of the white supremacist-friendly “alt-right” movement ... is also making significant amounts of money from the youth-targeted website. In September, Benjamin called DLive a “great service,” saying that one of the platform’s perks was that “young Zoomers” could see him livestreaming “on the front page because I’m their number-one earner now.”

Like Benjamin, the extremists Squire identified to Hatewatch are people who have been suspended or removed from mainstream social media sites and payment processors. DLive is currently providing these figures a lifeline both to promote their content and make a living from it, Squire noted.

Yes, these people have been deplatformed somewhere "for reasons," so it's entirely legitimate to deplatform them again and again and again. That seems to be the only real "argument" deployed here.

The article also includes a handy chart showing how much money their arbitrary list of "evil" DLivers has earned from April to October, 2020:

While Mark Collett is clearly a Nazi who admires Hitler, and Azzmador is a close friend of Stormertard Andrew Anglin, all that can be said against accounts like Fuentes, Owen Benjamin, Patrick Casey, and the Ralph Retort is that they made the occasional off-colour joke or ironic remark. 

Fuentes, for example, is an "America First" nationalist and Trad-Cath catboy-lover of partly Hispanic background. Hardly the Neo-Nazi stereotype that the SPLC is falsely presenting.

For the "crime" of making a humorous remark or slightly "offensive" joke, the SPLC wants to drive him and others off every platform in the universe, regardless of the horrendous violence this is causing to America's defining tradition of free speech.

Groups like the SPLC are clearly deeply and toxically anti-American. In fact, they present such a bad example of "Jewish power" used wrongly that they actually generate hatred towards Jews. But they don't care because they are still getting their "fear bucks." Obviously if anyone needs deplatforming and banning it is them before they do any more damage to free speech and Jewish interests.

HERO WHO SAVED THOUSANDS OF KIDS (AND APPEARED IN DUMB HOLLYWOOD FILM) DIES

May the farce be with you: Prowse holding
a Japanese samurai "space helmet," LOL

Dave Prowse, the actor who was the "face" of British road safety for over ten years, has finally passed away at the age of 85. 

The actor, who was an impressive physical presence (1.9 meters tall), also played a minor part in a rather stupid 1977 film about space monks or something. However, two-years before that embarrassing rubbish, Prowse made his mark as the Green Cross Code Man, a super-hero-like figure who roamed the land teaching young children about basic road safety and making safety films.

It is not possible to say how many young lives Prowse helped to save with his timely advice to young children to "stop, look and listen" before crossing Britain's killer roads, but the number is probably in the tens of thousands. 

Due to his success as the Green Cross Code Man, he was offered the part in the silly "space" film and took the role even though he obviously had better things to do than walk around in a black plastic helmet (causing him obvious breathing problems) and a long black cape, while pretending to fight with an invisible sword.

In addition to this piece of Hollywood detritus, he also acted in more respectable productions, including films based on great works of English literature like 1970's Horror Of Frankenstein and 1974's Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell, in which he played the title part.

He also added his considerable talents to an episode of "Doctor Who" long before it was totally ruined by the "woke" maggots at the festering BBC.

BREXIT RISE IN SEX TOY PRICES TO SPARK GAY EXODUS?

Gayfugees fleeing £56 buttplugs  

There are fears that the entire LGBT+ population of the UK may be forced to leave Britain in a mass Biblical style exodus following the start of Brexit. 

The gay, lesbian, and genderfluid "trail of tears" crusade to the Continent would see millions of hair stylists, clothes designers, SNP politicians, and celebrities crowding the southern ports of England in a desperate attempt to catch the last ferry to Europe before the imposition of full Brexit, due on Friday 31st of January 2021. In fact the crush could be so bad that it might even temporarily halt the thousands of boats carrying Third World migrants from France to England.

Fears of the massive gay evacuation have been stoked by "Project Fear" stories appearing in LGBT+ media outlets like Pink News, which recently ran a story about the prices of dildos, butt plugs, and other sex toys soaring. As is well known, LGBT+ people are disproportionately dependent on such devices to gain sexual satisfaction, with the vast majority of the devices being manufactured and tested in European sweatshops by sex dwarves.

As reported by Pink News:

British sex toy manufacturers are the latest victims to fall into the gaping sphincter that is Brexit as new restrictions force stiff charges onto every purchase.

In a brutal blow to European pleasure seekers, the popular sex toy company Godemiche has announced that a charge of £25 will be slapped on the back end of every order shipped to the continent.

The company regrets that it will be forced to thrust the extra costs onto customers as the charges threaten to penetrate their profits.

“Up until now we have avoided talking about the United Kingdom leaving the European Union because nobody knows anything and we have been determined to deal with any problems that arise quickly and with little to no impact on you, our customers,” Godemiche said in a statement on Thursday (19 November).

“After a recent discussion with DHL we can no longer not discuss important changes and impacts that are planned to happen in January.”

Thanks to “extra checks and restrictions” at the border, the shipping company will now charge a cheeky delivery cost of £17 in addition to the extra “European cost” of £25. That means a small butt plug costing £14.99 will now set customers back a whopping £56.99.

Although not all gays, lesbians, and other people of heterodox sexuality will be forced to emigrate immediately by the sudden jump in sex toy prices, it is thought that a "critical mass" of them will, causing a "domino effect," leading to a panic.

LGBT+ people have strongly resisted Brexit. In 2016 a poll carried out by Gay Star News just before the Brexit vote indicated that 77% of its readers wished to remain. 

The sudden departure of millions of non-heterosexuals would mean that vital areas of the economy that are currently staffed by LGBT+ people will have to be re-staffed by heterosexual females. Experts believe this could have a disastrous impact, especially in the worlds of fashion and hair styling, with a lazy reliance on floral patterns and bouffants instead of the more edgy, gay-inspired looks that have dominated UK fashion since the 1970s.   

A couple in edgy, gay-inspired fashions look on in horror at disturbingly charming and twee female-created fashions.

110% OF THOSE POLLED THINK THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN

According to the latest opinion poll, at least 110% of those polled now believe the US Presidential election was stolen for Joe Biden.

While 100% of Republicans polled said they believed that massive voter fraud happened, an incredible 135% of Democrats, including many who had died in the Civil War period, said they also believed that their side had "quite rightfully" used underhanded methods in order to "stop Orange Hitler."

The poll was commissioned after election analysts added up the total number of people who voted for Donald Trump (73 million) with the total number of people who voted for Joe Biden (81 million), and found it to exceed the entire number of registered voters (153 million). 

The poll was conducted by YouCheat for the Daily Liar between the 19th and 33rd of November. 

MARADONA'S COKE DEALER ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER LOSING MAIN CLIENT

The whole world is in mourning following the tragic death of footballing legend Diego Maradona at the tender age of 60.

But no one is sadder right now than Maradona's drug dealer. According to "internet rumours" he is now on suicide watch after losing his main customer.

In addition to Maradona's stupendous feats on the footballing field, like mesmerizing his opponents with his fancy footwork and his ability to appear out of nowhere, he was also a legend in the narcotics world, spending a vast amount of his footballing fortune on copious amounts of drugs, especially cocaine.

In fact, at one point, his urine was thought to be 99% liquid cocaine and 1% piss.

Maradona preparing for a quiet night in.

As reported by the Metro:

Maradona began taking cocaine in the mid-1980s, developing an addiction to both that and alcohol which would last until 2004. It was a problem for the Argentine at the peak of his career, which ran from 1976-1997, with him leading his country to World Cup glory in 1986 and winning Serie A with Napoli in 1987 and ’90. 

The drug use began whilst playing for Barcelona in 1982 and grew worse thanks to his mafia connections in Napoli, where he moved in 1984. In 2014 he told Argentina’s Tyc Sports: ‘I gave my opponents a big advantage due to my illness. Do you know the player I could have been if I hadn’t taken drugs?’ ‘I am 53 going on 78 because my life hasn’t been normal. I’ve lived 80 [years] with the life I’ve gone through.’ 

Maradona’s first serious punishments over his drug use came in 1991 when he was banned for 15 months by Napoli for testing positive for cocaine – this lasted from April 1991 – June 1992. Later in the same year he was arrested in Buenos Aires for possessing half-kilo of cocaine and was given a 14-month suspended sentence. 

After his ban from football he left Italy and did not return to the country for years. Italian authorities ordered him to pay £32m in unpaid taxes in 2005, something he is still yet to pay off, saying he doesn’t owe ‘anything to anyone’. 

Maradona was back in the Argentina team for the 1994 World Cup in America, scoring a cracking goal against Greece in the group stage, leading to a wild celebration into a camera lens. However, his tournament came to an end before the end of the group stage when he was expelled for testing positive for five variants of ephedrine, a banned substance. It was a decision made by the Argentine FA before FIFA could step in, although FIFA went on to ban Maradona for 15 months, ending his international career. ‘They have retired me from soccer. I don’t think I want another revenge, my soul is broken,’ Maradona told Channel 13 after his expulsion. 

Maradona returned to the football field in 1993 with Newell’s Old Boys in his home country and moved to his old team Boca Juniors in 1995. However, in 1997 he failed a drug test for the third time in six years putting an end to his playing career. This failure was only ever described officially as due to ‘prohibited substances’ although Boca president Mauricio Macri said he was told cocaine had been present in a urine sample. 

Even before this final ban, Maradona told a drugs charity in 1996: ‘Drugs are everywhere and I do not want kids to take them. ‘I have two girls and I thought it best to say this, a father’s obligation… I was, am and always will be a drug addict.’ 

Things got no less controversial in retirement as Maradona was given a suspended prison sentence of two years and 10 months in June 1998 for shooting journalists with an air rifle in 1994. 

Unsurprisingly, Maradona’s health has suffered badly as a result of the drug use over such a long period. He suffered an overdose in 2000 and a heart attack in 2004, was forced to have gastric bypass surgery in 2005 and was in hospital again suffering from hepatitis in 2007.

Maradona as we will always remember him -- as a coked-up footballing genius

MAN IN BATHROBE CONTINUES TO LECTURE NATION ABOUT ELECTION

Made predictions that didn't pan out 

A man in a bathrobe with long, unkempt hair is continuing to lecture the nation about the recent US election. According to media watchers, the mysterious man appears at least three, four, or five times a day on a variety of video platforms with "edgy takes" on the US Presidential election.

These are delivered either in an "I told you so" voice or an "I couldn't care less" voice, while he looks slightly off-camera at the various notes and memos he has pasted up. 

As yet, no one has come up with a reliable explanation as to why the man, who appears to be severely malnourished, is behaving in this extremely odd way.

One theory is that it is a desperate attempt to gain affection from an abusive feline that sometimes invades the "video space," and allows him to fondle it for a few, brief seconds, before haughtily moving away.

The cat continues to taunt the man with its nubile, furry body.

Health professionals are monitoring the man, as well as occasional appearances by the cat, in an attempt to built up enough meta-data to pin down his exact location and take him into protective custody. 

Establishing the cat's identity will provide a valuable clue to locating the man in the bathrobe.

FUENTES, VOICE CRACKING WITH DEEP EMOTION, VOWS TO DESTROY THE GOP IN THE 2022 MID-TERMS

Nick the Knife, nemesis of the GOP?

It's finally happened! The Groyper worm has finally turned. After several key Republicans broke ranks with Trump's efforts to "Stop the steal," Nick Fuentes the leader of the "America First" movement of Trump conservatives, has vowed to wage undying war on Trump traitors in all forthcoming elections. 

Fuentes, aged 22, swore to do this, even at the cost of allowing the Democrats to win the Senate in the Georgia run-offs to be held early next month. In those elections, two Republican Senators are facing tight battles against Democrat challengers. If they lose, the Senate will go to the Democrats thanks to the casting vote of Vice President Kamala Harris.

"Yeh, if I lived in Georgia, I'd go and vote in the run-off. I'd go and write in Trump, because our votes don't count," Funetes told his millions of followers.

If enough GOP voters did what the popular D-Liver advised, the GOP Senate candidates would lose. Fuentes considers this less important than "purifying" the Republican Party of elements disloyal to Donald Trump:

My mission in the mid-terms is to destroy the GOP...in 2022 the mission is let's find and run candidates to replace every single Republican that did not defend this President.

SCOTLAND TO PROVIDE FREE MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS THROUGH ITS NETWORK OF SHIT TOILETS

One of the better maintained public toilets in Scotland

Apparently Scotland is making a big push for feminine hygiene by giving ladies sanitary products, including tampons and pads, for free.

As reported by the Cunt News Network:

Scotland has become the first country to allow free and universal access to menstrual products, including tampons and pads, in public facilities, a landmark victory for the global movement against period poverty.

The Scottish Parliament voted unanimously in favor of the Period Products bill on Tuesday, months after lawmakers had initially signaled their support.

It means period products will be available to access in public buildings including schools and universities across Scotland. According to the new rules, it will be up to local authorities and education providers to ensure the products are available free of charge.

No one really knows where this slippery slope will lead. Will free dildos be next, or how about toilet paper and mouthwash for everyone?

But there could be a "wee" problem with the Scottish regional government's "idealistic" plan to deliver "vampire mice" and "spongemonsters" to Scotland's women when they "have the painters in." 

This is because the "minge pillows" and "lady sticks" will have to be made available thorough public toilets -- yes, the nation's bombed out poopatoriums! Can they take the strain?

Thanks to socialism and a lack of social cohesion caused by the failure to assimilate 19th-century Irish immigrants, Scotland has one of the most virulent subcultures of vandalism in the Western world. Anything that can be broken is broken. In fact most bus shelters have to be constructed out of bullet proof glass or something. The result of this is that most of Scotland's public toilets resemble a virtual recreation of the Somme battlefield in 1916.

So, once installed in the nation's "shatcaves," the chances are that most the "cunt bullets" and "fanny padding" will go "missing in action," being used to either bung up the plumbing or start fires. 

The Scottish regional government may thus want to reconsider their reckless plans before it is too late.

SCIENTISTS OF FAILING HUMAN SPECIES CREATE HIGH IQ APES IN FRANKENSTEIN EXPERIMENT

While human IQ levels have been on the slide for some time, it seems that those of apes are set to soar after scientists managed to double the brain size of monkeys in a weird Frankenstein gene experiment. 

As reported by New York Post:
 

Scientists made monkey brains double in size by splicing them with human genes in a “Planet of the Apes”-style experiment.

During the study, Japanese and German researchers injected a gene called ARHGAP11B — which directs stem cells in the human brain — into the dark matter of marmoset fetuses, according to a release about the research.

Yes, it would be the Japanese and German scientists. When we stopped them experimenting on humans in WWII this was bound to happen.

Anyway, back to story...

They found that the primates’ brains soon became more human-like by developing larger, more advanced neocortexes — the area that controls cognition and language, according to the study published in the journal Science in June.

According to images released by the researchers, the modified monkey brains nearly doubled in size at around 100 days into gestation.

Unfortunately, the scientists decided to abort the monkey fetuses rather than allow the brain-enhanced apes to be born. But of course it is only a matter of time before a scientist somewhere replicates this experiment, uses it on chimps or gorillas, and then allows the birth of the super apes. Then it becomes a question of which sectors of the increasingly low IQ human race will be replaced first.

MEME UPDATE: SHEEP PSYCHOLOGY

 

CALLS FOR "KRAKEN" TO SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT INCREASE

By now you should know that the "Kraken" is code for the exposure of mass election fraud that is supposedly going to happen sometime soon and completely reverse the election result that the media has already called for Joe Biden.

Such a turnaround would be a devastating blow to America's entire corrupt political, media, and even economic systems, and possibly herald a revolutionary resurrection of the American spirit. 

"Any day now..."

But, it seems, people are getting a little impatient with having their chains contsantly yanked in this way.

Here's Tucker:

Yes, a lot of people dumped on the former Comet Ping Pong customer for daring to question the "Kraken" in this way. But, as more time passes without anything significant happening, people are starting to question whether the Kraken is all it's cracked up to be.

Over to you Hotep Jesus:

In fact this shit has been going on so long that people have even started making Kraken porn: 

Yes, I edited out the Kraken's crack as Trad News is a family-friendly site.

Right now the whole world is on tenterhooks. The mighty Kraken has loosened its gargantuan belt and rolled down its moon-sized pants and is now crouched over a trembling Establishment, grunting and grimacing.

But when exactly is the actual shit going to hit the actual fan?

Also, how many scatological metaphors will I be forced to use before we see the first real bowel movement of this Second American Revolution? Clock is ticking... 

TEENAGER SENTENCED TO NINE MONTHS FOR SHIT MEMES

Connor Scothern, British Bin Laden

A teenager convicted of being a member of an Alt-Right troll group in the UK, has had his sentence halved from 18 months to 9 months at the Court of Appeal on the grounds that he was only a "minor" at the time that he posted dumb Stormertard memes. 

In the UK it is illegal to post crappy Anglin-tier content and upset minorities.

As reported by NottinghamshireLive:

A Nottingham teenager jailed for membership of the banned neo-Nazi terrorist group National Action (NA) has had his sentence halved by the Court of Appeal.

Connor Scothern, 19, was handed an 18-month term of detention in a Young Offenders’ Institution in June after a jury convicted the teenager of belonging to the extreme right-wing group.

The organisation, labelled “racist, anti-Semitic and homophobic” by then-home secretary Amber Rudd, was proscribed after a series of rallies and incidents, including praise of the murder of MP Jo Cox.

Following a trial at Birmingham Crown Court, Scothern was convicted alongside three others – former Miss Hitler beauty pageant contestant Alice Cutter, Mark Jones and Garry Jack – after all four denied membership of NA...

At the Court of Appeal, his lawyers argued as he was sentenced after turning 18, Scothern would have to serve two-thirds of his sentence before being considered eligible for release by the Parole Board due to the nature of his offence.

They said if he had been sentenced for the same offence when he had committed it as a youth, the only possible custodial sentence would have been a youth detention and training order, where an 18-month order would have resulted in nine months’ detention before being released under supervision.

His lawyers, therefore, argued the original sentence should not have exceeded nine months in a Young Offenders’ Institution and “was not only wrong in principle but was also unlawful”.

At the time of his earlier conviction, Arnold was described as “one of the most active members of the group” and “considered future leadership material.”

Another leading member of NA told the trial how Scothern had “driven himself into poverty” by travelling to member meetings as well as self-funding 1,500 stickers bearing Adolf Hitler’s image and calling for a “final solution” – in reference to the Nazis’ genocide of Jews.

Yes, that's literally the worst thing this idiotic kid did, and at a time when, thanks to the Alt-Right and its shit leaders (Anglin, Weev, Enoch, Spencer, Greg Johnson, Millennial Woes, etc), gas chamber memes were literally everywhere on the internet.

It's stupid to send anyone to jail for shitty memes, but if anyone should be jailed then how about banging up Andrew Anglin or Mike Enoch? I'm sure the UK government could use its pull to get those characters extradited from America, possibly in return for Julian Assange.

YAWN, YET ANOTHER NOVEL PRESENTING SCOTS AS JUNKIES/ALCOHOLICS WINS A PRIZE

Stop representing Scotland this way

Ho hum, how tedious! It seems another "no holds barred" depiction of Scots as sad junkies/alcoholics has won a literary prize.

As reported by the BBC:

Scottish author Douglas Stuart has paid tribute to his "wonderful" Glaswegian mother, who inspired his Booker Prize winning novel.

He described her as a "proud, hardworking, generous woman" who struggled with alcoholism in the 1980s. The illness eventually led to her death when Stuart was a teenager.

His novel Shuggie Bain took the 2020 gong on Thursday following a unanimous decision from judges - who said they had only taken an hour to decide.

Stuart described the book as a "love story" between a mother - Agnes Bain - and her son Shuggie.

What is this plot about? Here is a quick summary from Wikipedia:

Sammy awakens in a lane one morning after a two-day drinking binge, and gets into a fight with some plainclothes policemen... When he regains consciousness, he finds that he has been beaten severely and, he gradually realises, is completely blind. The plot of the novel follows Sammy as he explores and comes to terms with his new-found disability, and the difficulties this brings.

Whoops, sorry, that's the plot summary from James Kelman's 1994 stream-of-consciousness novel "How late it was, how late is," another pile of piss-and-vomit-sodden garbage that won Britain's "highest" literary prize. 

Shuggie Bain is more of the same -- underclass reportage about some pathetic piss-for-brains whore who does anything for that next drink, and is clearly modeled on the writer's own mum.
 

While Hugh “Shuggie” Bain may give his name to the title of the book, it is as much about Shuggie’s mother, Agnes, and her damaged, doomed attempts to be a wife and mother amid the booze-soaked brutality of 1980s Glasgow...Agnes and her youngest child are thrown together, forming a strong and complex bond. From an early scene when, drunk, she hugs Shuggie as the room they are in burns about them, we understand that Shuggie’s fate will hang upon his mother’s self-destructive impulses and her battle to overcome them. 

Yes, so fucking "brave" putting his own alky mum in a novel, when the kindest thing he could have done for the old drunken slag would have been to pretend she had never existed.

All that this kind of crap represents is the "Trainspottification" of Scotland, which started in earnest when Irvine Welsh's junkie novel "Trainspotting" was foisted on the public in 1993, backed up by the film of the same name only three years later. It's like someone really wanted to brand Scotland as a helpless POS nation, just as it was starting to move towards greater independence.

But what they don't tell you about the junkie/alky image of Scotland they are projecting is that it is much more rooted in Scotland's still largely unassimilated Irish immigrant population.

Irvine Welsh, from whose rectum Trainspotting dropped one fine day, is a crypto-hibernian, which is probably why he still supports Hibs FC. Yes, all the junkie, fuck-up characters in his novels are not actually modelled on real Scots, but instead first, second, third, fourth, or fifth generation Hiberno-Scots who are still struggling to come to terms with their new homeland. 

So, what about Douglas Stuart? He sounds like a real Scot, doesn't he? Sure, but we have already seen that the main alcoholic character in the novel is pretty closely based on his own mum.

Is it a mere coincidence that the character of Agnes is a Catholic, which in Scotland almost always means an Irish immigrant background? 

Of course not. This is yet another novel/ film about Scotland's Irish-origin underclass and its drug and alcohol problems posing as a novel about Scottish people. Scots, in fact, are actually incredibly puritanical and totally impervious to the effects of alcohol (for example, I am writing this incredibly lucid article after downing half a bottle of Jack Daniels, which is actually a "lady drink" in my hometown).

The only upside of this pathetic story is that Stuart, who is gay, in case you hadn't guessed it, BTFOed the even more woke writers on the Booker Prize shortlist, which clearly tried extra hard this year to exclude straight White men:

The Booker Prize shortlist (straight White men fuck off!)

FUENTES THREATENS TO UNLEASH GROYPER HELL ON GOP IN GEORGIA

It looks like the shit is about to hit the fan in more ways than one with the ongoing post-election chaos.

Governor Brian Kemp of Georgia (Republican) has just certified the recount result, giving Georgia's 16 electoral college vote to Joe Biden. This threatens to create a serious split in the Republican Party, between those who support President Trump's campaign to fully expose vote-rigging in the Presidential election and those who don't.

In particular, the "America First" Groyper movement, which fanatically supports Trump but remains antagonistic to the GOP establishment, has threatened to "bring down" the Republican Party if it doesn't fully back Trump. Governor Kemp's certification of the  election results is regarded as a major betrayal. 

Speaking at a demonstration outside the Governor's mansion on Thursday (19th Nov.) Nick Fuentes, the leader of the "America First" Groypers, directly threatened to "wage war" on the GOP if it failed to take the hard-line against vote-rigging. Also present at the demonstration was Alex Jones of Info Wars. 

"Too often we have been screwed over and betrayed and spit on and insulted by the Republican establishment," Fuentes told a gathering of about 200. "We're tired of it! So if this governor continues on this path and...if they go through with the certification of these results on Friday forget about the run-off senate elections and forget about the great crusade of 22 and 24. My mission will be to destroy the Republican Party. Because I've had enough, and if they can't protect President Trump, then they are good for nothing, And if they are good for nothing then they can be gotten rid of and we can replace them with a party called America First!"

Yes, Fuentes is promising to wage war on the GOP, starting with the January run-off elections for the US Senate, which were triggered when GOP senators Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue failed to get more than 50% of the vote in their recent elections.

Depending on how tight the run-offs are, Fuentes and his followers could become the deciding factor. If Loeffler and Perdue lose, the Democrats will gain control of the US Senate. But maybe that will be an acceptable price to pay if it leads to the destruction of the Republican Party and its replacement by a truly patriotic political party.

TWO BOYS TORTURED AND RAPED IN SWEDISH CHURCHYARD BY "MIGRANTS"

Swedish multiculturalism, which believed to be the world's most virulent form, is enjoying a fresh challenge with the forthcoming trial of two men, widely believed to be Muslim migrants, charged with kidnapping, torturing, raping, and attempting to murder two boys (ages unknown). The trial is expected to take place this November and last for six days.

As reported by Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet:

Two young men are accused of kidnapping, raping and torturing two boys in a cemetery in Solna. Although the prosecutor has theories, the motive is still unknown. During questioning, the suspects laugh - and are silent through 543 questions about the night of terror. An 18- and a 21-year-old man were charged this week with kidnapping, particularly aggravated assault, aggravated rape, aggravated robbery and assault in court.

The victims tell in detail in interrogation how they were forced into the cemetery in Solna , were undressed, tied up, burned, subjected to extensive violence and buried alive. One of the boys says that he had given up hope during the ten-hour torture night and thought he was going to die.

- "I felt like how everything just flows. Kind of like I would shower in blood."

The victims said the attack began around 11 PM when the two accused approached them on a footpath near the cemetery and offered to sell them drugs. When the boys refused, they were threatened with knives and dragged away into a wooded area where they were beaten and kicked, then taken into the cemetery where they were stripped naked. The attackers then produced a shovel and forced them to dig shallow graves, according to the victims' testimony. The boys claim they were gagged using their own socks and torn jeans. Other clothing was used to bind their legs and their belts were used as handcuffs. They were also stabbed and burned with cigarette lighters, and one of the boys said he was anally raped. Around 3.30 AM, the boys were forced to lie down in the pits, and partially buried. The following morning, around 8 AM, fearing that they would be killed, the boys decided to make a run for it when the attackers briefly left them alone.

Although the attackers' names have not been released, pixelated images (see above) appear to show two men of Middle Eastern origin. Also other details of the case -- like the fact that the two men were selling drugs -- point in this direction. In Sweden most drug selling is carried out by gangs of foreign and usually Middle Eastern origin, although Albanians also play a prominent part. The kind of male-on-male rape that features in the case is also common in Islamic cultures due to the rigid separation of the sexes.

As there have been no major riots, lynch mobs, or calls for the government to step down and reverse its irresponsible mass immigration and refugee policies, one has to wonder how normal Swedes are processing the fact that migrants are now raping and attempting to murder children in churchyards.

At the previous general election held in 2018, the Sweden Democrats, the only major party that opposes mass immigration, saw a substantial increase in its support from 12.9% to 17.5%.

Will Swedes continue to move in this direction or will they double down on their beloved slogan that "Diversity is our Strength" and call for Captain Sweden?

TUCKER TANTRUM AFTER BEING LEFT OUT OF "KRAKEN" LOOP

Make no mistake, we like Tucker Carlson. In fact, when the globalists who own Fox News get round to dumping him, we will be more than happy to offer him an unpaid intern position here at Trad News.

However, his recent outburst against Trump's lawyer Sydney Powell and the ongoing effort to "raise the Kraken" (code for exposing massive voter fraud by the Democrats) doesn't show him in a good light.

Commenting on a recent press conference in which Trump's legal team, including Powell and Rudy Giuliani, hinted at massive legal bombshells to come, Tucker petulantly criticised Powell for not coming on his show or giving him evidence. To be honest, he sounded a bit like a snubbed beta orbiter, LOL: 

"She never sent us any evidence despite lots of requests, polite requests. Not a page. When we kept pressing she got angry and told us to stop contacting her."

Maybe Powell didn't give Tucker the evidence because she has rightly concluded that it will have the most impact when it is dropped on a court.

Releasing it prematurely to the media first, even to someone as sympathetic as Tucker, would simply warn the enemies of democracy beforehand, allowing them to concert counter-measures, which might include shutting down the courts in some way, tampering with witnesses, or other extra-legal or illegal activities.

Also the raw evidence may be so technical that it would be difficult for a populist news host like Tucker to process it in a meaningful way.
 

Furthermore it is well known that Fox News is heavily infiltrated by supporters of the Biden campaign. This means that anything Powell told Tucker off the record might end up getting back to the opposition.

Then there is the embarrassing incident from a few weeks ago when Tucker actually lost some important documents relating to Biden's corruption. As he explained at the time:

On Monday we received from a source a collection of confidential documents related to the Biden family. We believe those documents are authentic, they’re real, and they’re damning … We texted a producer in New York and we asked him to send those documents to us in LA … He shipped those documents overnight to California with a large national carrier brand … But the Biden documents never arrived in Los Angeles. Tuesday morning we received word from the shipping company that our package had been opened and the contents were missing. The documents had disappeared.

Yes, there are all sorts of reasons why Tucker and FOX has been left out of the Loop here. Unfortunately he doesn't seem bright enough to understand most of them.

AMERICA'S "SECRET PLAN" TO CREATE AN INVINCIBLE ARMY OF "RAPE PTSD" VICTIMS

Largo and Ohu: no one is safe

Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that America is developing a deadly new weapon that can even turn meek, undersized, gentle women into dangerous weapons of mass destruction.

This is Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) applied through "rape" or "bad romantic relationships" -- depending on your point of view. 

For many years, people have feared a sharp decline in the fighting ability of America's main overseas combat unit, the US Marines due to the influx of women into the ranks. According to 2019 figures, a massive 8% of the force is already female and this number can only grow as wokeness expands under a President Kamala Harris. 

But rather than leading to a weakening of US fighting capability, this may in fact lead to a rise in killing power, with the Marine Corps turning its female soldiers into even deadlier versions of the males through complex psychological engineering techniques that involve giving the female marines PTSD.

The methods used seem to range from outright sexual assault to forgetting to phone back the next morning.

 

"Why hasn't he phoned me since last night?"

This has now been confirmed by some recent cases, in which female Marines became so violent that the lives of untreated male Marines were put in severe jeopardy, forcing the Marine Corps to lock up the women and then press charges to further justify their incarceration. In fact, these women are now so dangerous that to let them out in a non-combat zone could endanger innocent civilian lives.

As reported by Task and Purpose:

The Marine Corps is pressing charges, including attempted murder, against a Virginia Beach corporal who has been locked up in a Chesapeake brig for months while her family publicly pleads for her to get mental health treatment.

Cpl. Thae Ohu, 27, has struggled with PTSD and other conditions following a sexual assault by a fellow Marine years ago — trauma that led to a psychological break this spring, her family contends.

Military prosecutors say that’s when she attacked her boyfriend, and have now formally referred nine violations of the Uniformed Code of Military Justice including aggravated assault on an intimate partner, burglary and communicating a threat. She will face a general court-martial in March.

The other deadly female who has to be locked up is Pfc. Celeste Largo, a woman of Navaho background, assigned to Marine Aviation Logistics Squadron 31 on Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, South Carolina. 

She has been charged with attempted assault, unauthorized absence, willfully disobeying a superior commissioned officer, failure to obey an order, and three counts of serious assault. 

Again the reason is PTSD implanted in Largo apparently as part of her "training" with the "rape" being carried out by someone in her chain of command.

America is clearly playing a dangerous game using advanced psychological destabilisation techniques to create ever deadlier killing machines. In this case their experiments seem to have tragically backfired, putting US lives at risk rather than those of the enemy.

Such outlandish experiments and military overreach is typical of crumbling empires. The US plan is oddly reminiscent of the Soviet scheme to create an army of invincible ape soldiers endorsed by Joseph Stalin.

Stalin's ideal soldier

The Soviet dictator famously ordered the Russian scientist Il’ya Ivanov to cross-breed humans with anthropoid apes to create a new breed of super soldier. Stalin is said to have told Ivanov: 

"I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."

Luckily for human civilisation Ivanov's attempts to cross-breed humans with ape came to nothing. If only we could be certain that the latest US experiments would fail as well.

XMAS RUINED FOR MILLIONS AFTER BBC BANS F-WORD FROM "FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK"

"You cheap, lousy f-f-f-f-f....."

It's not really Xmas without a rousing rendition of Pogues classic "Fairytale of New York." In fact no song better catches the spirit of Xmas than the classic 1987 which features Scottish singer Kirsty MacColl in a swear-word-laden lyrical duel with the Pogues' own Shane MacGowan.  Just like Xmas!

But now the annual commemoration of the Saviour's birth has been ruined for millions by the Orwellian BBC, which has banned the famous F-word used in the song because of concerns that it may offend people in the LGBTQ+ community. FFS!!!

As reported by the BBC in its own horrible and creepy wokespeech:

BBC Radio 1 will not play the original version of Fairytale of New York by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl this Christmas, because its audience may be offended by some of the lyrics.

The station said young listeners were particularly sensitive to derogatory terms for gender and sexuality.

It will instead play an edited version with different lyrics sung by MacColl.

But the 1987 original will still be played on Radio 2, while 6 Music DJs can choose between the two versions....

Radio 1 has played the song in its original form in recent years, but the insults contained in the lyrics, sung in the form of a blazing row between an alcoholic and a heroin addict, have long been criticised by some.::The station has decided younger listeners who are unfamiliar with the track would find some of the words stark and not in line with what they would expect to hear on air.

The new edited version alters two lines - one swapped for an alternative version in which MacColl sings "You're cheap and you're haggard" in place of a homophobic slur.

Really BBC, if this is your attitude, just set the Xmas tree on fire, piss on all the presents, and then stick your cock in the turkey, because that's exactly what you're doing by cutting the balls off this song.