BEAUTIFUL JAPANESE WOMAN SAVES LIFE OF WORTHLESS BRIT DRUGGIE ONLY FOR HIM TO TOP HIMSELF LATER

In yet another example of "What the fuck was all that for?" a worthless Brit druggie has topped himself after a beautiful Japanese woman gave up her life and removed herself from Japan's shrinking gene pool to come and look after him.

The worthless Brit druggie, known as Keith Flint, aged 49, was famous for shouting his way through clubby dance songs back in the 1990s for the band the Prodigy. 

As reported by the Sun:

The Prodigy singer Keith Flint was found dead at his home in Essex aged 49 – leaving behind his wife Mayumi Kai.

Over the years, the iconic star described Mayumi as the woman that "saved" him.

Kai is a Japanese DJ, actress, and model from Tokyo, who performs (actually just plays records) under the stage name DJ Gedo Super Mega Bitchj. She married the ugly Brit druggie in 2006 because he needed looking after and was famous -- despite looking like a clown that had just escaped from a mental asylum.

Kaii was reportedly 6,000 miles away in Tokyo, when Flint decided that life as a millionaire with a hot Japanese wife was too unbearable or boring or something, and did away with himself. 

Flint has repeatedly said that Kai saved him from a life of drugs and dying in a pool of his own vomit, but now he has just taken a giant dump on all her hard work by leaving a glassy-eyed corpse of himself staring at the ceiling of the home they shared.

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