TOP BRITISH NATIONALIST COMPARES HIS PEOPLE TO PATHETIC PARROTS

Morgoth recording one of his podcasts on a building site.

A top British nationalist has compared his people, the British, to a pathetic fat parrot that is totally defenseless. 

The nationalist, who is called Morgoth, is a popular presence on YouTube, and is best buds with Millennial Woes and Mark Collett.

His videos, delivered in a thick "Geordie" accent, have attracted a large following. 

In a recent video, titled "Kakapo Nationalism," Morgoth ludicrously compares the British race to a flightless New Zealand ground bird that can be beaten up and eaten by a shrew. 

Here is a picture of this pathetic, puny bird:

And here is a picture explaining the British:

Yes, the British have certainly got around, and have got the best of almost everyone they tangled with. But according to Morgoth's brilliant analysis, they are just like a helpless parrot that was exterminated from most of New Zealand as soon as a few rats and weasels showed up.

If we take Morgoth's analogy seriously, he is literally saying the British are being reduced to a minority in their own country because they were pathetic weaklings who lived isolated on their little island with zero contact with dangerous "foreign predators," like Indian shop keepers and West Indian bus conductors, and therefore had no defences when they showed up in the 1950s and 60s.

Morgoth also makes an equally ridiculous comparison between the kakapo's breeding habits and those of a the average British woman, who has a fertility rate of around 1.5. 

According to the Geordie genius, the kakapo had few offspring because there was an easy abundance of food in New Zealand before the "bad animals" showed up:

"The kakapo had become so comfortable it only ever bothered to breed once every five years," he says. "It has the lowest birth rate of any bird you can imagine. Once every five years the female would pop an egg out and then that was it because this is what life's like when you're in the land of plenty and times are good."

However a quick look at Wikipedia directly contradicts Morgoth and shows that he is talking out of his Geordie arse:

"Breeding occurs only in years when trees mast (fruit heavily), providing a plentiful food supply. Rimu mast occurs only every three to five years, so in rimu-dominant forests, such as those on Whenua Hou, kakapo breeding occurs as infrequently."

Yes, the kakapo's fertility directly correlates with the abundance of its natural food, unlike the British woman whose fertility rate inversely correlates with the amount of biscuits available. 

This is because the parrot, like all animals, follows the Malthusian law of (more food = more babies), while the British woman, for unknown reasons, does not.

British woman destroying her fertility through biscuits.

Here at Trad News we look forward to Morgoth's next "insightful" piece, which we feel should be titled "Dodo Nationalism." This will enable him to compare British people to a pathetic extinct bird, and the Dutch sailors, who wiped them out, to Indian corner stores or Jews or something. That should be good enough for his low-IQ audience.

Yes, being a successful British nationalist today means three things:

1. Loving Hitler and hating Churchill
2. Having no idea how the world works
3. Having nothing but maudlin, self-pitying contempt for your own race

Well done Morgoth, you have achieved all three!

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