BIDEN CONFIRMS RUMOURS THAT HE IS A STALKING HORSE FOR A HILLARY PRESIDENCY

Democratic front-runner Joe Biden, who is widely expected to drop dead five minutes after being elected President, has strengthened rumours that he is merely a stalking horse for a Hillary Clinton Presidency. 

In the latest debate with fellow old White man Bernie Sanders, Biden revealed that he will select a female as his Vice President. 

As reported by The Guardian:

Joe Biden has vowed to choose a woman as his running mate if he wins the Democratic presidential nomination.

“There are a number of women who are qualified to be president tomorrow,” Biden said during the first one-on-one Democratic presidential debate on Sunday night, where the former vice-president faced off against the progressive candidate Bernie Sanders.

“I would pick a woman to be my vice-president,” Biden said.

This can mean only one thing. This:

Don't say you weren't warned. Here at Trad News we were onto this from the start. Here's our commentary following Super Tuesday:

The Dem playbook is the same as 2016 (i.e. get Hillary elected) but also different (i.e. let's sneak her in the back door).

In 2016 they fucked up by running their extremely unlikable candidate openly, but they are not going to make the same mistake again. That's why a senile old fool like Joe Biden is being boosted. Even though his brain is clearly packing in, Joe's not actually unlikable and resonates with a lot of Americans who are (a) incapable of understanding intelligence or (b) deeply suspicious of it...

The plan is then to sneak Hillary in as his VP pick, and then to keep her out of the spotlight during the actual Presidential campaign until demographics and other factors have won the election for them.

After that "Sleepy Joe" will be the front man for a Hillary administration, and then, a year or two down the line, he will step aside, and Hillary will have achieved her lifelong goal of becoming President of America. 

Now Biden is getting ready to make the big announcement. 

Telling everyone it's going to be "a woman" will get a lot of people speculating that he means Elizabeth Warren or even Kamala Harris. 

That'll float around for a while, until everyone has had a chance to reflect on how dreadful either of those choices would be. Then the names of Amy Klobuchar and Michelle Obama will be raised. That too will get a bit of traction in the media, but then we'll be told, "Nah -- too lightweight!"

Finally, it'll be said we need someone with "experience" for these "troubling times" and Hillary's name will be raised. This will cause a shitstorm, but this will be spun by the media, as "LOL, look at how much she triggers the Right." Then she'll get the nod. 

After that the Dems will fight a relatively low key campaign, keeping Hillary out of the limelight and pushing Biden as a likeable old uncle type. 

With the coronavirus wiping out the stock market for the next six months, it might even work and see Biden defeat Trump. After that it's only a matter of time  before Sleepy Joe takes the Big Nap and we get "Madame President" Hillary Clinton in the White House. 

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