PRINCE CHARLES CATCHES CORONA VIRUS AFTER WEARING WRONG KIND OF MASK

Prince Charles, the heir to the British throne and a fully-paid up member of the global illuminati, has become the biggest celebrity to catch the corona virus. 

As reported by the BBC:

Prince Charles, 71, is displaying mild symptoms "but otherwise remains in good health", a spokesman said, adding that the Duchess of Cornwall, 72, has been tested but does not have the virus.

Unfortunately the Prince has now carried the disease, which it is thought will kill millions of elderly people across the World, to Balmoral in the Scottish Highlands. This is a remote part of the UK that was largely unaffected by the outbreak until now:

A Clarence House statement read: "In accordance with government and medical advice, the prince and the duchess are now self-isolating at home in Scotland.

"The tests were carried out by the NHS in Aberdeenshire, where they met the criteria required for testing.

"It is not possible to ascertain from whom the prince caught the virus owing to the high number of engagements he carried out in his public role during recent weeks."

The Prince appears to have caught the disease by wearing the wrong kind of mask. The appropriate mask to wear is one of these:

This is an N95 respirator. It is a tight-fitting, customised face mask, designed for the individual wearer. In addition to splashes, sprays, and large droplets of spittle, this mask filters out 95 percent of very small particles, including the deadly coronavirus.

Instead it is thought that the Prince may have been wearing one of these masks, possibly as he engaged in some weird elite ritual with his illuminati and masonic friends: 

Similar masks were worn by members of the global elite in the Stanley Kubrick documentary "Eyes Wide Shut."

Medical professionals warn that masks of this sort are largely ineffective against the coronavirus, as are other royal masks like this one:

And this one:

In fact these masks probably accelerate the infection, due to poor ventilation, bad hygiene, and the bodily fluids of underage prostitutes.

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