GERMAN EMPIRE DEFEATED BY ITALIAN POPULISTS

Matteo Salvini, the leader of Lega

The "German Empire" that is the EU has been defeated in its initial attempt to reverse the decision of this year's Italian general election, in which Lega and the 5 Star Movement -- two anti-EU, anti-immigrant, populist parties -- won the majority of the seats in the Italian Parliament.

After the two parties agreed to form a coalition government and appointed Paolo Savona, a hard-line Eurosceptic, to the important post of  Economy Minister, the EU intervened. Through their local stooge Sergio Mattarella, the President of Italy, the EU vetoed the choice of the Italian people with a view to sparking a constitutional crisis leading to fresh elections. 

The move backfired, however, when Lega and 5 Star exposed the move as German inspired. For example, soon after President Mattarella blocked Savona's appointment, Matteo Salvini, the leader of Lega said to reporters: 

"I ask myself, are we a democracy? In Italy, is it the Italians who decide or is it the Germans or the French who decide? It's absolutely incredible from my point of view. I'm sorry I wasted so much time, they could have told us earlier. In a democracy, if we are still in democracy, there's only one thing to do, let the Italians have their say."

Under these circumstances, any election forced on the country by the EU would only have led to a bigger majority for the two populist parties. 

Instead, a face-saving compromise has been worked out that basically gives the populists all they want, while giving the EU elites almost nothing. Savona will become European Affairs Minister, while another hard-line Euroskeptic, Giovanni Tria, will become Economy Minister.

Salvini, the head of Lega, whose main focus in the election campaign was the repatriation of illegal immigrants and fake refugees, is likely to become Interior Minister with control of the police and immigration departments. This will enable him to implement his campaign pledge to expel half a million migrants from Italy, which will give both parties the much-needed funds they need to carry out their other election promises.

Salvini has called for repatriations of migrants to be dramatically stepped up. 

A few hours before the latest agreement he tweeted a video of a migrant plucking a pigeon on the side of a road.

"Final hours of work to form a government, we're putting everything into it. Meanwhile the news takes us back to harsh reality, with an immigrant plucking the feathers of pigeons in broad daylight and in the middle of the street...Go home!"

That message it seems is aimed both at the migrants and the Germans. Italy for the Italians!

TORY PARTY REAFFIRMS CLOSE TIES WITH JEWISH COMMUNITY

Tory Prime Minister Theresa May showing her face at an important Jewish function.

The Tory Party -- sometimes nicknamed the "Torah Party" because of its links to the Jews -- has reaffirmed its ties with that community by appointing Israeli-born donor Ehud Sheleg as the party's new Treasurer. 

Sheleg, who is a noted art collector and director of the Halcyon Gallery in London's Mayfair, is expected to be confirmed as the Party's main fundraiser within days.

His relationship with Britain's ruling Tory party goes back to January 2017, when he personally donated £50,000, followed by an additional £500,000 in May, just ahead of the UK General Election.

Sheleg

In that election, Prime Minister Theresa May's Party lost its majority but still retained power with the help of the Democratic Unionist Party, and, some say, the Jewish vote,

In a poll taken just before the election, 77% of Britain's Jews said they would back the Conservatives, with only 13% saying they would vote for Labour. This is the polar opposite to the way that Jews vote in the USA, where most vote for the Leftist Democrats.

Sheleg will replace Sir Mick Davis, who has been serving as the party's CEO and Treasurer. Davis, who is also Jewish, will continue in the role of CEO while Sheleg deals with the fund-raising duties of Treasurer. 

While the "Torah" Party is the party of choice for Britain's small and shrinking Jewish community (pop. 269,568), Britain's large and rising Muslim community (pop. 3 million plus), voted overwhelmingly  for Labour in the last election, with around 80% of British Muslims supporting the party.

Donations or votes? Now there's a real headscratcher for Britain's politicians.

MATT FORNEY ACQUIRES "LEGEND" STATUS BY ACQUIRING HIS OWN GROYPER

Matt Forney, the well-known e-book author and internet personality, has now ascended to the highest hall of fame by acquiring his very own Groyper, which even has its own Twitter account.

For those normies who may accidentally be reading this, a Groyper is merely a mutation of Pepe the Frog caused by an excess of normie attention. 

Eventually normies will ruin Groyper too, but Groyper has additional defences that Pepe didn't have. For example he is "cozy" and likes tea. This confuses normies as they have been brainwashed by their shit-tier culture to think that tea and coziness are uncool. 

To prove this, here is a normie-generated meme of Pepe actually twerking ffS!

While Pepe is actually a bit cute, Groyper is somewhat shapeless and a bit creepy. That's the way it should be -- normie resistant.

Until those defences are broken down, Groypers will remain the ultimate symbol of true coolness, and getting one's own Groyper will be the ultimate accolade. 

Some might argue that Formey does not deserve to be Groypered, but Matt himself is actually a "human Goryper," someone who is so cool precisely because he is so fucking uncool, and thus comparatively free from normie infestation. In fact, going by the eternal principles of Groyperdom, Matt Forney is the ultimate Groyper, and the incarnation of the World Groyperdonian Spirit. 

This is immediately evident if you compare his Groyper with some of the other eminent people to be Groypered. 

First of all some people simply can't be Groypered. Look at this pathetic attempt to Groyper failed Alt-Right leader Richard Spencer:

Because of his depressingly symmetrical "feeeetures" Spencer will forever be consigned to the Normie-sphere.

Other people simply are not iconic enough to be Groypered, Paul Nehlen for example. They can't survive going full "anime":

An attempt to Groyper Eli Mosley worked OK but was a little try-hard imho:

Historical figures, like General Pinochet, sometimes work, but to be honest this image has a disturbingly high amount of normie appeal and will have to be watched carefully:

A true Groyper should have something indefinable and repellent in it. This is why this ISIS-Dylan Roof Groyper works almost as well as the Matt Forney Groyper, but not quite:

There is no question in my mind, the Matt Forney Groyper is the perfect Groyper and could even prove to be the final line of defence against the creeping tide of normie-ization which can be seen developing in this disturbingly anti-cozy meme:

ISLAMIC TERRO.....

There has been yet another Muslim terrorist attack in Belgium. This time.... 

Sorry, my fingers just fell asleep on the keyboard... This is so fucking boring. I mean this is exactly the same old shit as X-number of weeks/months ago. 

Nobody cared then and nobody gives a flying fuck now. 

Yawn! 

Look, nothing changed then and nothing will change now, or the next few hundred/thousand/ million times this will happen in the future.

Really, a couple of dead lady cops? Is that all they've got? 

I need at least 20+ dead to get out of bed for an "Allah akbar" story. I mean I really need to be pumped up in order to clear the thick layer of dust off my "thoughts and prayers" and "this must be the last time" cliches.

Three dead -- four if you count the kebab. Honestly I can't even be bothered. 

Even the images are crap. I'm using the so-called "best" one at the top of the page -- the soulful pose of the grim professional reduced to tears, LOL! WHAT A F**KING CLICHE!  But even that's pretty boring.

Not as bad as this one, though, which just shows a badly parked van:

Or this one:

Yes, just a bunch of idiots standing around waiting to be told what to do because they don't f**king have a clue. 

I think that tells you everything you need to know.

UK'S CHIEF EXPORT NOW NEWS STORIES ILLUSTRATING ANARCHO-TYRANNY

Another ham-fisted arrest by the UK Stassi

After a week that saw Tommy Robinson jailed for innocently reporting on a Muslim rape gang trial and a man arrested for impersonating a police officer merely by wearing a pig mask, it is now apparent that the UK's chief export is no longer engine parts or bottles of Worcester Sauce, but instead depressing news stories illustrating anarcho-tyranny. 

The stories range from items about men arrested for being in possession of bacon sandwiches dying in prison and articles about returning ISIS fighters being reintegrated into British society, to make-up advice for acid attack victims and reports on how "racist" it is to clamp down on rampant knife crime.

To the uninformed outsider, it may seem that such a pernicious export would be harmful to the UK economy. But the big surge in anarcho-tyranny stories emanating from the UK is in fact a major driver of investment into the country, even if the money it attracts is mainly from drug gangs,  people smugglers, Russian mafia, and Islamic potentates looking to set up a future caliphate.

Both of these men are impersonating police officers.

ORWELLIAN OVERDIRVE: ISRAEL MAY JAIL ANYONE FILMING IDF IN ACTION

Palestinian children successfully weaponising their victimhood against the confused Leftist morality of the Jewish ethnic-state-in-denial

The Israeli Parliament is to consider a bill to jail anyone who "undermines the spirit" of the Israeli Defence Forces (IDF) by filming them. The legislation could see anyone filming or photographing IDF soldiers jailed for up to ten years! 

As reported by Russia Today:

A draft Israeli bill proposes to ban filming of soldiers and jail offenders for up to 5 years. Here are some videos that would qualify as an offense under the proposed ban, slammed as an attempt to hide abuse of Palestinians.

The controversial legislation states that anyone who “filmed, photographed, and/or recorded soldiers in the course of their duties, with the intention of undermining the spirit of IDF soldiers and residents of Israel, shall be liable to five years imprisonment,” according to reports in Hebrew-language media earlier in May.

The document, which critics see as a new way of silencing criticism of the Israeli army, says that the country “has witnessed a worrying phenomenon of documentation of IDF soldiers” in recent years. It accuses human rights groups such as B’Tselem, Machsom Watch Women, and Breaking the Silence of waiting patiently for any IDF activity “that can be presented in biased and tendentious form.”

The Knesset member behind the bill, Robert Ilatov, insists that Israel has “a responsibility to provide IDF soldiers with optimal conditions for carrying out their duties.”

The real problem here is that Israel is an ethnostate in denial. This means it has a large population of Israeli Arabs as well as Palestinians in territories that it has unilaterally annexed, like East Jerusalem, and occupied, like the rest of the West Bank.

Because of this, IDF troops as well as Israeli civilians are forced to interact with Arab and Muslim civilians on a daily basis, leading to many unpleasant incidents that can then be filmed and used to present Israel in the light of cruel colonial oppressor. This is particularly effective at undermining the "victim morality" that Israel is ultimately founded on. 

Two peoples suffering from a tragic lack of true ethnostates.

The only way to solve this problem would be to create a true Jewish ethnostate that was 99-100% Jewish. 

But this would also mean giving Arab Israelis and Palestinians their own ethnostate, carved out of the meagre territory that Israel controls. For reference Israel/Palestine is about the size of Wales or New Jersey.

It is unlikely, however, that Palestinians would even agree to that, as many of them demand the right to return to the lands seized by the Israeli state in 1948.   

CHARLOTTESVILLE ACCUSED AWAIT THEIR FATE

Charlottesville

Richard Spencer failed to make a scheduled appearance at the Federal courthouse in Charlottesville on Thursday (24th May) because of "security concerns." 

Spencer was due to appear at a civil lawsuit against him and 25 other people involved in the "Unite the Right" rally last Summer. The lawsuit accused him of "conspiring to commit racially motivated violence," even though it was antifa who instigated practically all the violence that day.

Spencer was represented by his attorney John DiNucci, who was seeking to have the case dismissed. Spencer was the only defendant to have his own personal lawyer, while other defendants teamed up and shared lawyers.

Spencer and Cantwell, the good times

Brian Jones, a local lawyer was representing Michael Hill, Michael Tubbs, and the League of the South. Jim Kolenich, an Ohio-based defence attorney was representing Elliott Kline (aka Eli Mosley) and nearly a dozen others, including Jason Kessler and Chris “Crying Nazi” Cantwell.

Mike Enoch of TRS and the Daily Shoah chose to save money by representing himself.

“I’m the kind of person for which the first amendment was designed,” he said, adding that there was nothing he had broadcast or tweeted that could be construed as inciting violence.

“I have many opinions that people may find shocking,” he told Judge Norman Moon, but he also said there’s no evidence that he was planning to be violent at Unite the Right.

Judge Moon is 82 years old and was appointed to the United States District Court for the Western District of Virginia by President Bill Clinton.

Attorney James Kolenich, representing most of the defendants, denied that the elements of a conspiracy had been established. 

“What’s not clear from the complaint is that there was a pre-existing plan to commit violence … We are arguing that torches, chants, raising your voices are part of a political rally and protected under the first amendment. The fact the defendants are scary-looking individuals and doing scary-looking things isn’t assaultive.”

As the hearing ended, Judge Moon indicated that he would reach a decision "reasonably soon."

HYPOCRISY DETECTOR EXPLODES AFTER STORMY DANIELS MAYOR LINKED TO GAY SEX SCANDAL

The latest attempt to discredit Donald Trump by presenting him as an evil "pussy grabbing" misogynist has backfired after it was revealed that the "moral signalling" politician leading the stunt had paid out $500,000 of his city's money to settle a gay sexual harassment claim in 2016.

Recently West Hollywood Mayor John Duran declared May 23rd “Stormy Daniels Day” in a ceremony held at a local sex shop. The idea was to tap into the #MeToo campaign and highlight Daniels, a porno actress, as a "victim" of Donald Trump's lust and disrespectful attitude to women, LOL.

Daniels claims Trump fucked her in 2006 and then paid her "hush money" during his Presidential campaign. She also claims someone working for Trump threatened her. 

Duran with the proclamation of "Stormy Daniels Day"

After giving Daniels a symbolic key to the city, Duran said, "Our values have been under threat by the Trump administration for the past year-and-a-half." He also thanked Daniels and her attorney, Michael Avenatti, for "fighting back."

But just days after this, the boot is on the other foot, after details emerged that Duran paid hush money from city funds to kill a sex scandal involving himself and another homosexual man, Ian Owens.

As reported by Breitbart:

West Hollywood Mayor John Duran, who honored porn star Stormy Daniels last week for her role in leading the “resistance” to President Donald Trump, faced sexual harassment claims that led to the city paying out $500,000 on his behalf in 2016.

The Los Angeles Times reported at the time: A former aide to West Hollywood City Councilman John Duran who sued the city and his boss alleging sexual harassment and wrongful punishment is set to receive $500,000 after settling with both parties earlier this month, according to the agreement obtained by The Times.

Under the terms of the settlement with former City Council deputy Ian Owens, Duran and the city admitted no wrongdoing.

Duran has repeatedly denied the allegations, saying Owens did not accuse him of harassment until he was accused of wrongdoing himself.

Duran has acknowledged that he and Owens were intimate and that they met through [the gay dating app] Grindr. He said they became friends and that he hired Owens because his degree in finance and experience in hotel development and real estate made him well-qualified for the job.

Duran, now mayor of the city, escaped pressure to resign. The accusations and settlement happened almost two years before the “#MeToo” and “Time’s Up” movements began to champion the victims of sexual harassment and violence.

What exactly did Duran do to Owens that it was worth half a million dollars of the city's money to shut him up? I'll let you make your own minds up there.

We all know that Trump is no choir boy,  but compared to some of the scumbags attacking him, he seems like a bloody saint at times!

Owens and Duran before the "Bad Thing" happened.

PITBULL DENIERS NOW THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AFTER CUTE "CHEWBACCA LOOKALIKE" PUPPY MAULED TO DEATH

The pit bull menace continues to go from bad to worse. In the latest case, a lovable Shih Tzu puppy with an uncanny likeness to popular Star Wars character Chewbacca, was viciously savaged to death. 

As reported by the UK tabloid, The Sun:

A tiny Shih Tzu named Chewie over its likeness to Chewbacca from Star Wars has been savaged to death by a pit bull. Owner Shannon Newman, 18, was walking her six-month-old pup when the larger dog bounded up and clamped him in its jaws.

She said: “He threw Chewie in the air, picked him up again then shook him to death.

“The owner eventually came over to us and had to pull my dog out of his dog’s mouth.

“They were apologetic and took Chewie to the vet with me.”

While Chewie lay on the floor following the attack he let out one final whine before going still, and nothing could be done to bring him back.

No one can blame pit bulls for acting like this. They are pit bulls after all. It is just their nature. They can't help the fact that they have been bred to be savage, brutal killing machines, designed to lock onto their victims until grim death. 

With the correct system of restraints and more permanent methods of "control," that problem is at least manageable.

These are the kind of evil images that pit bull
deniers use to normalise their favourite psycho dogs.

But a much bigger problem is the large number of "pit bull deniers" who regularly post cute pictures of pit bulls on social media, and pretend that they are just like other dogs, i.e. interested in fetching sticks, gently rounding up sheep, or playing nicely with young children. 

They are not!

Through such crass actions, these thoughtless and evil pit bull deniers "normalise" this inherently evil breed of dog and enable them to express their violent natures to the cost of innocent people and other non-violent dog breeds alike. 

Before we can deal with the problem of pit bulls, we must first deal with the much greater problem of pit bull deniers.

GERMAN EMPIRE MOVES TO SHUT DOWN OUTBREAK OF POPULISM IN ITALY

"Heil Euro!" German stooge Sergio Mattarella

When Italy voted in March to elect two Eurosceptic anti-establishment populist parties to power, it was a major challenge to the existing power structure in the European Union. Now it seems as if the establishment is fighting back after the Italian President Sergio Mattarella vetoed the new coalition's choice of Finance Minister.

Italy's President fills mainly a ceremonial role and merely rubber stamps decisions by Parliament and Prime Minister, so for an Italian President to act in this way is highly unusual and suspect. 

Mattarella's excuse for acting this way was because he said the appointment by the coalition of the Eurosceptic academic Paolo Savona as Finance Minister would "scare" investors.

To justify this rejection of the voters' will, he said that "uncertainty about our position in the euro has alarmed Italian and foreign investors." He also claimed that Savona's stance clashed with the two parties' own position on Europe.

This crude and thinnly-disguised, anti-democratic move reveals the underlying power structure on which petty democratic party politics is allowed to take place in Europe. 

What Mattarella really meant here is that the European Central Bank (ECB) in Frankfurt, which has protected previous Italian governments against capital flight by investors, is now pulling the strings and is threatening to collapse the Italian economy if the new government pursues Eurosceptic policies. 

Without ECB support, the price of Italian government debt -- i.e. the return on Italian government bonds -- would soar to astronomical heights and shut down the Italian economy.

The ECB is of course  German controlled and draws its power from the turbo-charged German economy that dominates the EU. Because of the ECB's role in stabilising the financially unstable economies of Southern Europe, the EU is effectively a de facto German Empire, a fact  that is obscured by puppet show democratic politics. 

Any political party elected anywhere in Europe that the German Empire does not approve of will be subjected to a rough economic ride until the voters of that country can be cajoled into voting the "right way." What we are seeing in Italy is now the start of this process. 

Will the Five Star Movement and the Lega be able to fend of this attempt to return Italy to politics-as-usual, or will the two populist, anti-establishment, Euro-Sceptic parties be brought to heal?

It looks like Mattarella will now use the full extent of his normally dormant constitutional powers to appoint a stop-gap prime minster, with new elections looking increasingly likely. With enough ECB-dictated economic chaos and media gaslighting the Euro-elites are hoping for a different electoral result and a much more pliable Parliament.

So, what can the new coalition do? In short it must find a new guarantor for the Italian economy besides the ECB or else kowtow to German power. Only the China or America would be capable of intervening economically on this scale and both options seem unlikely.

IRELAND STRUCK BY SEVERE LIGHTNING STORM AFTER VOTING FOR ABORTION

Following the decision of Irish voters to vote in favour of massacring unborn children, the country has been struck by severe thunderstorms of the kind that God typically uses to show his extreme displeasure. 

As reported by the Irish Examiner:

Many people were rumbled from their sleep last night [26th May] as thunder and lightning hit the southern areas of the country. The humid weather resulted in thousands of lightning strikes throughout the night, with thundery downpours affecting counties in Munster and Leinster.

As far as we know, no baby-killing clinics were actually hit, but this may have merely been because Ireland had just voted for baby killing the day before and none had yet been built.

One of the lucky ones.

DISASTER FOR FAT LAZY BIRDS AS THEY LOSE FINAL EXCUSE FOR BEING FILTHY LARDASSES

Already, with the spread of affordable gymnasiums and cheap home exercise equipment, fat women have lost most of their excuses for being disgusting masses of fat-shamable lard. 

But now things have got even worse for pig-shaped women with the launch of the "Go Guarded" joggers defence ring.

Believe it or not, but a lot of obese Western women claim that the reason they can't stay in shape is because "it's too dangerous to go jogging" and "we might get raped if we went for a run." 

LOL!

Animalistic rape gang of the sort that can be found in many Western cities.

While it is true that few of them could outpace a determined rapist, it is also true that -- looking at the fat, disgusting bodies of these dangerously overweight women -- any rapist wanting to rape them would clearly need his head examined to see if it had an actual brain inside.

But now even this flimsy excuse for lying around stuffing their sugar-crusted lips with yet more cakes has been blown out of the water thanks to the "Go Guarded," a joggers defence ring, which allows any woman accosted by a sex pervert, fat fetishist, or short-sighted Japanese whaling ship to strike back.

As described by Bored Panda:

If you’re a woman who likes to jog but you don’t always feel as safe as you’d like to, this clever little anti-assault ring might be just the thing you’re looking for. It’s called Go Guarded and it’s a plastic weapon with a serrated edge that can be worn on any finger. It can’t be easily knocked out of your hand like other anti-assault devices such as mace, pepper spray, and rape alarms, and it might just give you a fighting chance should you find yourself in a dangerous situation.

Right, even a fit-looking bird, like the one used in the advert above, would be able to fend off a rape gang, armed with knives, duct tape, and chloroform, with one of these little beauties. 

Kittens got claws!

So, what possible excuse could a human pudding have for not putting on a pair of jogging shoes and squeezing through her front door, safe in the knowledge that her "lady parts" were fully secured against all unlikely contingencies?

PRESIDENT TRUMP GLOATS OVER U.S. CONQUEST OF ALCOHOLIC SMALLPOX VICTIMS ARMED WITH STICKS

In order to galvanise his supporters, President Donald Trump relies on spreading a false myth of "American greatness." This also means he frequently presents a distorted view of American history. 

This was seen at his speech on Friday (25th May) to graduates of the US Naval Academy, where he boasted that "our ancestors tamed a continent": 

"Together there is nothing Americans can't do, absolutely nothing. In recent years, and even decades, too many people have forgotten that truth. They've forgotten that our ancestors trounced an empire, tamed a continent, and triumphed over the worst evils in history.

America is the greatest fighting force for peace, justice and freedom in the history of the world. We have become a lot stronger lately. We are not going to apologize for America. We are going to stand up for America."

While it's true that America gained independence from the British Empire in 1783, it can hardly claim to have "trounced" it. 

Indeed, the result of that conflict may have had a lot more to do with the fact that the British Empire was also at war with the French, Spanish, and Dutch empires at the time, and happened to place a lot more importance on its West Indian colonies than the much less profitable American colonies. So, erm...well done, America! 

It should also be pointed out that this achievement, meagre though it was, had literally nothing to do with Trump's ancestors, who were mainly in Germany and the Outer Hebrides at the time. This make his use of the actual words "our ancestors" a little problematic to say the least. If anything, his ancestors would have been on the other side.

As for Trump's claim that America "tamed a continent," this is also an extremely shaky statement to make. 

At the time that European Americans expanded across the continental land mass of North America, they were faced mainly by people armed with sticks, with no resistance to smallpox, and unable to handle alcohol, leading many of them to sign away their land and sell their daughters for a bottle of sweet-tasting whisky.

Let's face it, the army of Luxembourg or even the Lichtenstein Boy Scouts could have made substantial military progress against foes like that. Indeed, even the Canadians managed it, LOL.

So, using this as a feather to stick in your cap looks more like an inferiority complex than a genuine boast of undying greatness.

I won't bother to deconstruct that tosh about "triumphing" over the "worst evils in history," whatever that means, except to say that there were over 150 other countries involved in those complex historical events and the Americans were late to both World Wars.  

But I guess that what Trump is really saying here is that Americans are Europeans and Europeans are great. I think all sane and sensible people could agree on that. Any other interpretation would simply be to cast Trump in the role of an insincere boaster claiming fake victories. 

Perhaps that is why the Left has been so triggered by these comments. 

"DICK GOBLIN" WEINSTEIN REMOVED FROM TEMPLE OF FAME AFTER ACTRESSES COMPLAIN

Harvey Weinstein the Hollywood "Dick Goblin" who was reputed to bring good luck to aspiring actresses brave enough to fellate his foul-smelling goblin stick, has been removed from the alcove in the Temple of Fame. 

This move comes after several actresses complained that the lucky talisman of cheap fame and tawdry celebrity had ceased working several years ago.

Now, with the Dick Goblin removed, aspiring actresses will have to find other ways to become famous, like being extremely beautiful, talented, and funny, working hard, or just getting a feminist lesbo cut and accusing any man who ever looked at them of rape.

Although the latter option is sure to have a negative effect on the quality of Hollywood movies, it probably doesn't matter as there are now more movies on planet Earth than people to watch them.