"SPONGE BOB IS A NAZI" HYSTERIA STRIKES ACADEMIA

When Hitler lost WWII, he apparently hopped onto a U-boat and mutated into a sponge-shaped children's character and colonized the atomic wasteland left by nuclear testing around Bikini atoll. 

At least that's what the latest crackpot theory being pushed by Leftist academia seems to be saying, after Holly M. Barker, a University of Washington "professor" published an absurd article titled "Unsettling SpongeBob and the Legacies of Violence on Bikini Bottom" in the little-known academic journal "The Contemporary Pacific: A Journal of Island Affairs."

According to Barker's insane thesis, SpongeBob and his friends are evil, implicitly White colonists who have displaced the indigenous inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, the fictitious place where the characters live. 

"SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland," Barker wrote.

What the fuck is going on here? Well, one look at the "professor" will tell you everything you need to know

Yes, that's the mad bitch on the right. This is the kind of crappy, low-IQ parasite that infests modern academia these days, making it into a mockery. 

This is why you should keep your children as far away from academia as possible. These people are the real mutants and totally fucking insane.

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