BUMBLING BRITISH MAN LEAVES BREXIT ON A BUS

A bumbling British man, whose privacy we will protect by simply calling him "Boris Johnson" (an entirely fake made-up name), apologised for not delivering the Brexit in time for Halloween, as promised, saying that he may have left it on a bus that he was travelling on at the time.

"It was definitely in my pocket when I boarded the bus on my way to the House of Commons," he mumbled as he rubbed the top of his head, "but it looks like it just slipped out."

Another possibility is that one of London's notorious fraternity of light-fingered pickpockets may have distracted the bumbling British man and relieved him of his Brexit.

A police artist's reconstruction of what might have happened on the upper deck of the London omnibus on which Mr. Johnson was travelling.

If that is the case, it is quite possible that the Brexit may never be seen again. In fact it could be in some Third World country by now, where it will probably be broken down to provide spare parts for minor secessionist struggles in developing countries in Africa and the Middle East.

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