SEX N' DRUGS N' "NAZI" TATTOOS - DEMS WORKING HARD TO WIN THE MIDDLE GROUND IN U.S. POLITICS

The US political spectrum is basically divided into three. 

First there is the sanctimonious Left, forever banging on about "Muh environment," "Muh gay rights," and "Muh racism." 

Then there is the cringey Right forever banging on about "Muh Israel," "Muh jobs growth figures," and "Muh Dems are the real racists." 

Finally, between these two insufferable groupings you have people who don't give a fuck about most shit, vote intermittently, and just like having a good time. We'll call them the funster middle. 

It is this third group that the Left or the Right have to win over to some degree in order to win elections. 

Traditionally the Democrats have been good at this, with a wide range of supporters from Hollywood and the rock n' roll world to boost their dowdy image. But in recent years they have become entirely associated with boring killjoy school-marmy and librarian-type politicians, like Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren, which has turned off the funster middle.

But now the Dems are clearly upping their game with the recent revelations -- and photographs -- of Congresswoman Katie Hill, showing her as a bi-sexual, bong-toting fun-loving slut with an actual "Nazi" tattoo, according to the ADL. 

As reported by Britain's Daily Mail, which is really, really concerned about US politics:

Shocking photographs of Democrat Katie Hill posing naked with a tattoo of what appears to be a Nazi-era Iron Cross on her bikini line while smoking a bong and making out with her young female aide have been obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com

The congresswoman, 32, was also pictured naked brushing the young woman's hair, who DailyMail.com can identity as Morgan Desjardins, 24, from Santa Clarita, California.

Desjardins began a relationship with Hill and Heslep shortly after she started working for Hill in 2017, before the three-way affair broke down this summer when Hill told both her husband and her lover that she wanted to focus on her work.

Hill's wild lifestyle has been laid bare in a cache of texts and intimate photographs obtained by DailyMail.com, as sources revealed Hill and Heslep also posted her naked photos online under a thread called 'WouldYouF**kMyWife'.

Here are some of the "choicest" photos...purely for reference purposes, of course:

Yes, these people are clearly rancid, scum-sucking degenerates, but tut-tutting Right-wingers boosting this story because they think it discredits the Dems are clearly barking up the wrong tree, as it just makes them appear as a "fun and exciting" party to the funster middle. In fact this is probably worth anywhere between 5 and 10 points on election day.

If the Republicans were smart they would drop this story like a hot bag of shit and focus again on the boring and censorious old-cunt-wing of the Democratic Party. That way they can't lose in 2020.

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