Thursday 17 October 2019

BAD NEWS: ANDREW ANGLIN CUCKS AND CHANGES HIS NAME TO ANDREW OYABUN


Recently we covered the tragic story of young African American actor Andrew Anglin whose promising career in show business was being blighted by unfortunately sharing a name with an evil internet Nazi. 

After being contacted through Backstage by a kindly member of the public, actor Anglin at first refused to change his name, insisting that he was the real deal and that the evil internet Nazi and probable Deep State shill had better change his.


This was the view we took, even suggesting an alternative name for the short, slap-headed hatemonger of "Brian Shitstain" so that our Andrew Anglin could get on with his life and break into Hollywood.

However, it now appears that our young actor has given in and gone and changed his name to Andrew Oyabun, as you can see from his recently updated Backstage profile page


Let's be honest, this is not the best outcome. If this were a Hollywood movie, this wouldn't be how it ended. Instead, in that celluloid masterpiece our young hero would probably track down his evil namesake to his lair in the Philippines and say something like "There can be only one," before finishing him off with some cool kung-fu moves, as the evil Anglin scuttled around hiding behind his half-Filipino children who are taller than him. 

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