Wednesday, 7 November 2018

TAYLOR FANS STAY AT HOME AND LISTEN TO HER CRAPPY ALBUMS INSTEAD OF VOTING


One of the positive developments of the past few years is how little value is now placed on the opinions and endorsements of shallow-minded celebrities like Richard Spencer, Jodie Foster, and Cher. 

Let's face it, this is probably a good thing for democracy.

Another case in point is pop singer Taylor Swift. She is supposedly the most famous female celeb in the world, thanks to generally crappy tastes in music and having a lot of guys write and produce her songs for her.

But last month, listening to the ticking time bomb of her drying up ovaries, she decided it was time for her to transition into a mad, screeching, cat lady hag like Cher, and get all political. 

Breaking her longtime silence on politics, she endorsed her local shitlib Democrat, someone by the name of Phil Bredesen in the Senate race, while condemning the Republican Marsha Blackburn.

Writing on Instagram, the correct medium for all attention whores, she sanctimoniously wrote:

"As much as I have in the past and would like to continue voting for women in office, I cannot support Marsha Blackburn. Her voting record in Congress appalls and terrifies me. She voted against equal pay for women. She voted against the Reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, which attempts to protect women from domestic violence, stalking, and date rape. She believes businesses have a right to refuse service to gay couples. She also believes they should not have the right to marry. These are not MY Tennessee values. I will be voting for Phil Bredesen for Senate..."

Well, it looks like Taylor's fan base just couldn't be bothered to get out the front door. Blackburn romped home by 11 points. 

Here's my prediction of where Taylor Swift will be in ten years time:



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