If you didn't already have a hundred reasons not to visit Paris, the city authorities have come up with a new one -- boxes of straw, placed on the streets, into which the city's increasingly Third World population is being encourage to openly piss.
As reported by the BBC:
Bright-red, fully exposed, urinals have been placed across the city to reduce peeing on the streets.
But the eco-friendly devices, which are filled with straw and designed to be odourless, have left many unconvinced.
Furious residents are calling for the urinals to be removed and are planning to submit a petition.
One particular urinal, which has been placed near Notre Dame cathedral and overlooks passing tourist boats, has been singled out for criticism.
"There's no need to put something so immodest and ugly in such an historic spot," Paola Pellizzari, who owns a nearby art dealership, told Reuters news agency.
What we are seeing here is an admission by the city authorities that simple policing of the inhabitants is no longer possible and that civilisation is breaking down.
The best that can be hoped for is to minimise the dysfunction as much as possible. The only problem here is that these badly designed devices are not going to work. Paris no longer has the high-functioning work force needed to properly maintain these devices. Plus, even if they did, nobody, even a Third World migrant, wants to piss into a stinking box of piss-soaked straw.
These piss boxes will also encourage perverts and potential rapists to flash their private parts at the city's female population without fear of punishment, to say nothing of how this will impact on the behaviour of homosexuals. Really, who designed them and what sort of sexual hang-ups does he have? I'd like to know.
The street pissing will continue and will get worse because cracking down on it will inevitably affect certain religious and racial groups more than others, and thus look like "racism." Once you can stick that overused term on anything, nothing positive is possible.
This is why multicultural societies only ever move in one direction -- downwards into savagery and chaos. Expect to see Paris continue its sad decline from former tourist paradise to Third World shithole.
If only they could move the nice buildings out!
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These piss boxes will also encourage perverts and potential rapists to flash their private parts at the city's female population without fear of punishment, to say nothing of how this will impact on the behaviour of homosexuals. Really, who designed them and what sort of sexual hang-ups does he have? I'd like to know.
The street pissing will continue and will get worse because cracking down on it will inevitably affect certain religious and racial groups more than others, and thus look like "racism." Once you can stick that overused term on anything, nothing positive is possible.
This is why multicultural societies only ever move in one direction -- downwards into savagery and chaos. Expect to see Paris continue its sad decline from former tourist paradise to Third World shithole.
If only they could move the nice buildings out!
Magnifique! Oui! Oui! For gay Paree! Every morning I, Pierre LaRoque, whip my very manly boner out in front of all the lay-dees! It is long and hard like ze Eiffel Tower, and glistens like a sword! And the lay-dees admire it so, even as I jacque off into these new, how do you say, piss boxes? We French are ze most inventive pee-pell on Earth! Well, I must go! There is a young Muslim wanted to show me his new knife! Oui! Oui! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Sacre bleu! My precious wee-nurr has been lopped off!!!
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