MARILYN MANSON "PISTOL WHIPPED" AT GIG

"Please be shocked by me. I'm really shocking...honest"

Goth-metal superstar Marilyn Manson has been rushed to hospital following an accident at a gig in New York city. 

According to washed up boomer mag Rolling Stone this happened:

"The incident occurred roughly an hour into Manson's concert, the third date on the North American leg of Manson's Heaven Upside Down tour. During 'Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These),' Manson made his way toward the back of the stage, where a prop featuring two giant pistols suddenly fell forward onto Manson. Video from the concert shows Manson grappling the prop before it comes crashing down to the stage. After the stage crew lifted the prop back up, Manson lay on the ground for several minutes. EMT workers also rushed to the backstage area as venue workers yelled 'Ice! Ice!' repeatedly."

It seems Manson has not been at his best recently. At a show in Pittsburgh on Friday (29th Sept), the gangly rocker fell off the stage and told the audience that he had broken his ankle because his tour manager was a "fascist," according to a report by Loudwire.

The latest incident is ironic because Manson was heavily involved in toxic leftist and Jabba the Hutt impersonator Michael Moore's anti-gun documentary "Bowling for Columbine." 

Who knew that giant gun-shaped stage props obeyed the laws of karma? Well, they do.

The hero of this story.

Another possibility is that this was just a stunt in order to get the media to focus on Manson, who has sadly been out of the limelight since as far back as I can remember. He has a new album coming out in a few days so this story, whether accidental or self-inflicted, will work out well for him.