SACRILEGE -- CANADIAN TV CUTS TRUMP FROM "HOME ALONE 2" Colin Liddell December 26, 2019 Cut Trump Derangement Syndrome is a bottomless pit for those afflicted with this rampant form of hysteria. The latest notable example ... Read more »
BOREDOM FROM TRUMP IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS GENERATING GIANT GREY "SPACE BLOB" ABOVE USA Colin Liddell December 12, 2019 A giant grey "space blob" has apparently materialised above the United States after 79 days of the Trump impeachment hearing... Read more »
PLASTIC FACE THING INSANELY WARNS OF TRUMP GAY GENOCIDE Colin Liddell June 02, 2019 A strange entity -- half composed of plastic and half (de)composed of mouldy human flesh (much of it relocated from her skanky ass) --... Read more »
STEPHEN KING FINALLY ADMITS HIS "HORROR" STORIES ARE NOT SCARY AT ALL Colin Liddell May 12, 2019 Literary critic with a hammer finally tracks down Stephen King, whose hand is worn out from writing crap. Horror author Stephen King... Read more »
U.S. JUDGE ISSUES INJUNCTION AGAINST TRUMP ACTUALLY EXISTING, EFFECTIVE FRIDAY Colin Liddell April 08, 2019 As the injunction takes effect, Trump's face is expected to be the first part of his corporeal presence to disappear. A federal... Read more »