FINAL REVENGE: SPENCER VOWS TO PAY HIS CHARLOTTESVILLE DAMAGES IN RUSTY PENNIES

The final revenge of Richard Spencer on the "evil establishment" that has crushed him will be to pay his Charlottesville damages entirely in rusty pennies.

After a jury ruled that Spencer and the other defendants in the "Unite the Right" court case would each have to pay $500,000 in damages to the Left-wing counter protesters injured at the event, the former Alt-Right leader ranted in a private meeting that he was of noble Apollonian stock "through the Dickenhorsts twice removed," and that he would "crush the Octaroons who had dared harness their chariots against him" by paying his damages in rusty pennies. 

According to the source, Spencer, whose name actually includes the word "pence" in it, intends to deliver the approximately 125 tonnes of pennies in a stream of 600 wheelbarrows pushed through the streets of Charlottesville in a torchlight parade, even though the court building's opening hours are only from 10am to 4pm (with a two-hour break for lunch).