WOES FINALLY LAUCHES "SEX PEST" DEFENCE AFTER EVERYBODY HAS LOST INTEREST

Neo-Nazi YouTuber Millennial Woes has finally gained permission from his army of lawyers (there are 4, FFS!!!!) to make an audio statement to "set the record straight" regarding the "sex pest" allegations that saw him kicked out of the Patriotic Alternative party.

In the statement, released on his soon-to-be-deleted YouTube channel as a blank video, Woes recounts the nights of hot sex he had with his accuser, an unnamed 20-year-old woman, and makes the case that all he was guilty of was a simple pump n' dump, like any rock star.

This questionable PR damage control comes almost eight months after the allegations of sexual assault and/or sex pestery, and long after Woes's closest Nazi friends, Mark Collett and Jason Kohne, had thrown him under a convoy of buses.

It also comes long after everybody had already forgotten about this seedy case, and was starting to wonder if Woes would ever make another video again, let alone do his full "Millenni-yule" end of year thingee, where he interviews all his friends. 

The fact that he released this video now is a clear signal that he is gearing up to do another Millenni-yule later this month, and we can understand why -- as it is his main cash cow when it comes to donations -- and getting four lawyers to read through his sex texts doesn't come cheap!

For the record, here at Trad News we always thought that Woes was totally innocent of sexual assault against a woman because of his history of being a gay and the earlier "hover-hand" scandal, when he posed with some e-thot but was too scared to touch her.

This revealed Woes to be overly deferential to the female sex.

In fact, if he had just acted more like a typical alpha with this confused pump-n'-dump fan/ accuser, she would have gone away quite happy and left him alone. But Woesy's weak, simpy nature apparently just brought out her killer instinct.