MEN AROUND THE WORLD CRY IN HAPPINESS AS THEIR LONELINESS IS FINALLY SOLVED BY ROBOT HAND

 

Men around the World have taken to social media to share photos of themselves crying tears of joy, after Japanese scientists developed a solution for their crushing loneliness.

The solution is a robot hand designed by engineers at Gifu University in Japan to simulate the sensation of holding a woman’s hand while you walk around.

The device, which is only a prototype at the moment, squeezes your palm as you stroll and even secretes small amounts of moisture to imitate sweat. 

Also, if you walk too fast or pass shoe shops without pausing, the device is programmed to gently tug on your hand.

Male loneliness is a growing problem in our heartless modern day society. But now, thanks to this breakthrough in incel technology, there is hope for these men. This has caused many of them to burst into needy tears of ecstasy now that their long winter of heartache and solitude is finally over.

Holy motherfucking...

...tears of...

...JOY!!!