SERIOUS MEDICAL NEWS: "DREADED" CORONA VIRUS CAN BE EASILY CURED

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Good news for people with elderly Italian relatives and people who like to chow down on bat soup, bad news for Alt-Right doomsdayers and Boogaloo blackpillers -- it seems that the "dreaded" corona virus can be easily cured by a combination of two already existing medicines.

As reported by Tech Startups:

A study commissioned by the French government, now confirms the story we reported on Wednesday, that a combination of anti-malaria drug Hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) and Azithromycin are effective in treating COVID-19 patients. According to the study published in the International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, the combination therapy shows significant and promising results in treatment of coronavirus on 36 COVID-19 patients.

The study, which was conducted and led by Philippe Gautreta, et. al in Marseille, France, showed that 100% of patients that received a combination of HCQ and Azithromycin tested negative and were virologically cured within 6 days of treatment. “Among hydroxychloroquine-treated patients six patients received azithromycin (500mg on day1 followed by 250mg per day, the next four days) to prevent bacterial super-infection under daily electrocardiogram control,” the team said.

The study treated 20 coronavirus patients with 600 milligrams of hydroxychloroquine daily between early and mid-March. Depending on their symptoms, the patients received a combination of HCQ and Azithromycin, an antibiotic that fights bacteria and is used to treat many different types of infections caused by bacteria. Another 16 coronovirus patients were not given the drugs as a control. Instead they had a Lemsip and a wet wipe from a pretty nurse:

Not effective against Coronavirus, apparently.

Strangely, this control group didn't do so well as this graph demonstrates:

Ok, that's that panic over and done with. I hope you managed to put some money into the stock market like I did when everybody was losing their shit.

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