MEME UPDATE: WHOLE LOT OF SHAKING GOING ON

FEDERAL BUDGET TO INCREASE AFTER COMEDIAN WINS $4.1 MILLION LAWSUIT AGAINST ANGLIN

The Feds will have to dig even deeper into their deep state pockets after one of their undercover operations, The Daily Stormer, run by two of their undercover agents (((Andrew Anglin))) and (((Weev))), was hit with a $4.1 million lawsuit judgement last week.

The comedian, Dean Obeidallah, won the award after suing the Stormer for publishing a false article about him in 2017. 

Tbh, it just sounds like a bit of moronic satire...

As reported by the New York Times:

A federal judge ruled last week that Andrew Anglin, the website’s publisher, and his company “acted with actual malice when they published false statements, with knowledge of the falsity of those statements or with reckless disregard for the truth,” according to court documents.

The ruling was about a June 2017 article in The Daily Stormer that claimed Mr. Obeidallah was a terrorist who had masterminded the deadly bombing in Manchester, England, after an Ariana Grande concert in May 2017. The judgment last Wednesday came as a default because Mr. Anglin never appeared in court during the case, according to Mr. Obeidallah.

In an interview Sunday, Mr. Obeidallah, who is also a SiriusXM radio host and a political commentator, said the article was apparently in response to a column he had written for The Daily Beast about several killings committed by white men who had made racist statements or identified themselves as white supremacists.

“Trump refuses to call these acts what they are: white supremacist terrorism,” Mr. Obeidallah wrote. The column did not mention Mr. Anglin.

The next day, The Daily Stormer published an article by Mr. Anglin that falsely said Mr. Obeidallah had bragged about perpetrating the bombing in Manchester. The article included images of tweets that had been doctored to look as if Mr. Obeidallah had written them.

“He’s still tweeting in response to trolls, if you want to go confront him,” Mr. Anglin’s article said.

Some readers of that article threatened Mr. Obeidallah via social media and in the comments under Mr. Anglin’s story. “Dean better pray that he dies of natural causes before we get there,” said one comment, according to court documents.

“It was scary,” Mr. Obeidallah said Sunday. “It really was scary, and I was worried for my friends. I was worried for my co-workers.”

Although it could be costly to the Federal government, the lawsuit against Anglin could also be used as a convenient excuse to shut down the now superfluous Stormer website,  which has served its purpose with distinction. 

The site was first set up as a psy-ops and disruption operation to Nazify and stigmatise the then rising Alt-Right back in 2013. 

Thanks to other shills in the movement, as well as useful idiots like Richard Spencer and Greg Johnson, the potent metapolitical identitarian movement became associated with toxic Naziism and basically crashed and burned as a result. 

So, from a Deep State perspective, the $4.1 million -- along with any other chickenfeed needed to bankroll Anglin and his low-rent associates -- was money well spent. 

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ROGUE STATE AMERICA PLANTS MALWARE IN RUSSIAN ELECTRICITY GRID TO THREATEN CIVILIANS

America, under the control of its billionaire political donors, the Deep State, and the military industrial complex, has increasingly become a rogue state that routinely ignores international law to interfere in the internal affairs of other countries and perpetuate acts of terrorism around the World.

In the latest example of such criminal behaviour, it has been revealed that America has now planted malware in the systems controlling Russia's electric power grid, threatening hospitals, nuclear power stations, and public transport, while placing millions of lives in jeopardy.

As reported by The New York Times:

The United States is stepping up digital incursions into Russia’s electric power grid in a warning to President Vladimir V. Putin and a demonstration of how the Trump administration is using new authorities to deploy cybertools more aggressively, current and former government officials said.

In interviews over the past three months, the officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia’s grid and other targets...

The cyber attacks are being justified by claims that Russia has done the same thing to America. But this is questionable and is probably a Deep State meme to stoke up the usual paranoia. 

Russia has mainly concentrated on inserting spyware into American systems to gather intelligence information, not malware that is designed to shut down hospitals and systems necessary to the preservation of human life. 

Intelligence gathering is a duty of all governments, especially when facing threats from rogue states like the US. However, the move by America is a clear escalation:

Since at least 2012, current and former officials say, the United States has put reconnaissance probes into the control systems of the Russian electric grid.

But now the American strategy has shifted more toward offense, officials say, with the placement of potentially crippling malware inside the Russian system at a depth and with an aggressiveness that had never been tried before. It is intended partly as a warning, and partly to be poised to conduct cyberstrikes if a major conflict broke out between Washington and Moscow.

On the 11th June, President Trump’s national security adviser, John R. Bolton, said the United States was now taking this more aggressive and threatening approach to intimidate Russia: 

"To say to Russia, or anybody else that’s engaged in cyberoperations against us, ‘You will pay a price.'"

Stop talking in code, John. Just say you want to kill everybody in the World who isn't a slave of the Neocons. Just be honest. We'll respect you more.

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NETANYAHU CALLS WIFE A "CRAZY WITCH" AFTER SHE IS CONVICTED OF MISUSING PUBLIC FUNDS

The wife of Israel's embattled Prime Minister Bibi Nentanyahu has been convicted by an Israeli court of misusing public funds, after "putting her nose in the trough" to the tune of $100,000. 

Mrs Netanyahu spent the money on meals at the country's top restaurants between 2010 and 2013 and then claimed it back on "expenses."

Sara, Netanyahu’s third wife, was ordered to pay $15,210 as a fine and compensation on Sunday after agreeing a plea bargain four days earlier. Under that deal prosecutors agreed to hold her accountable for only half the amount. 

As the Israeli PM's residence has a full-time chef, spending money in expensive restaurants and making the taxpayer pick up the tab is not regarded as kosher. But the defence claimed that the case was politically motivated. 

“This is one of the most severe and hurtful punishments that a person I know has received," her lawyer Yossi Cohen said. "This is the result of four years of ugly, tendentious, libelous leaks that spilled my client’s blood. They forgot she is also a mother, a wife. I stood here astonished at the lengths our society is willing to go to hurt a person. And of course nobody wanted to hurt Mrs Netanyahu. The goal was to hurt her husband, topple the government.”

Pretty good stuff. I wonder what his hourly rates are. 

The PM responded to the case against his wife by literally implying that she was a "crazy witch." As reported by Haaretz:

Netanyahu said that Sunday marks the end of a four-year "crazy witch hunt" over "catered meals." 

After failing to secure a clear victory in April's election, Netanyahu is preparing for another election in September, in which he is not expected to do well. This may be one reason he is pushing hard for a US-led war with Iran.  

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KANGZ MYTH BTFOed AFTER KING TUT'S GREAT GRAN REVEALED TO BE A STRAWBERRY BLOND

Kangz the world over were in despair following yet more revelations that the ancient civilization with which they identify was probably as White as Iceland.

The latest blow to the Kangz myth, much cherished by members of the African-American community in the US, was the discovery that Tutankhamun's great grandmother, Princess Tjuyu, was a slender thin-lipped woman with strawberry blonde hair.

As reported by the Daily Star:

Egyptian noblewoman Tjuyu – who is believed to have died in 1375 BC – is most widely known as being the great-grandmother of legendary pharaoh Tutankhamun.

Her tomb was found in 1905 – 18 years before Tut’s – but it has rarely been opened.

In Channel 5 documentary The Nile: Egypt’s Great River, historian Bettany Hughes was given the chance to witness such an occasion at the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.

Footage from tonight’s episode shows experts lifting the lid off Tjuyu’s tomb to reveal her incredibly-well preserved body.

“She’s so tiny and so perfect,” Bettany exclaims.

The presenter then notices something strange, the “strawberry-blonde” hair of the mummified body.

Ancient Egyptians have historically been portrayed as having brown hair.

The Kangz myth is vital to the self esteem of many African-Americans keen to show White Americans that Blacks have made an important contribution to high civilisation as well.

Kween Tjuyu

According to psychologists, high self-esteem derives from narrowing the gap between one's actual self and an idealised self. In the case of the Kangz myth this means narrowing the gap through self delusion between one's actual ancestors and a fantasy of Black ancient Egyptian ancestors who supposedly pioneered civilisation. The revelation that Princess Tjuyu was in fact White, however, makes this extremely hard to do, striking a deep blow at the self esteem of African Americans and the Kangz myth. 

But there is still a sliver of hope left. Although Princess Tjuyu is a blond, Egyptologist Salima Ikram pointed out that there is a chance that her hair could in fact be fake -- rather like Beyonce or Nicki Minaj.

“We’re not 100% sure [if that is her original hair],” she said.

“But when you use natrons for mummification, it acts like a bleach.”

This substance could mean her true hair colour was lightened to give it a blonde-look."

Kween!

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POPE FRANCIS URGES PEDO TAX TO AVERT CLIMATE CATASTROPHE

Pope Francis demonstrates his world famous 
'pedo grip' which he claims can save the World.

Pope Francis warned of disastrous consequences if humanity does not immediately impose a "pedo tax" to raise money to save the environment and avert the danger of climate change. He also warned that the world has reached a “critical moment” and there is no time to waste.

“Dear friends, time is running out!” the pope told a group of shifty-looking clerics. “We cannot afford the luxury of waiting for others to come forward or of prioritizing short-term economic benefits. The climate crisis requires decisive action from us, here and now.”

Francis told the meeting that the science was in, and global warming would make it harder for priests to lure children with ice cream. 

“Today’s ecological crisis, especially climate change, threatens the very future of the human family, and this is not an exaggeration. For too long we have collectively ignored the fruits of scientific analysis, and catastrophic predictions can no longer be viewed with contempt and irony.”

The pope’s words Friday went beyond sounding a general alarm and scorning climate-change skeptics. They also urged specific political action -- namely a pedo tax.

"A carbon pricing policy is essential if humanity wants to use the resources of creation wisely," he said. "But I have a much better idea if we want to raise the necessary funds to save the environment immediately. Only a pedo tax can do this."

The Pontiff then offered to be the first to pay.

"Almost everybody I know is a pedo," he added. "Stopping us doing our pedo shit is an impossibility because a pedo's gotta pedo. But if we all had to pay a pedo tax every time we pedoed, then there would be an enormous reservoir of wealth that could them be pumped into rebuilding the Amazonian rain forest and mass producing glaciers. We could also pay for China to manufacture a new Ozone layer and a fresh Pacific Ocean -- one that isn't full of used condoms, plastic, and dead sharks floating about without any fins on them."

Shark with the face of a pedo.

Additional reporting by Breitbart.

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MEME UPDATE: JOHN BOLTON PROVES IRANIAN INVOLVEMENT IN OIL TANKER ATTACKS

JORDAN PETERSON ANNOUNCES NEW "WRITTEN WORD" BLOGGING PLATFORM "INKSPOT"

Following Jordan B. Peterson's announcement of a free speech video platform to be called ‘Thinkspot’ to challenge YouTube's increasing censorship of the internet, the Canadian free speech activist and psychologist has now announced the creation of a free speech blogging platform for people who prefer the written word. It will be called "Inkspot."

   

The plaform promises to provide users with the best features of other blogging sites like Blogger, Live Journal, and MySpace but without any of the now traditional censorship and low reader counts. 

The subscription-based blog platform is being created by the popular but harmless gatekeeper figure to lighten the load on Big Tech's overworked censorship algorithms, many of which are now breaking down through overuse, and banning anything with the letter "H" in it or the numerals 1, 4, and 8.  

Peterson discussed Inkspot with podcaster Joe Rogan on a recent show, emphasizing the radically pro-free-speech Terms of Service. 

"Even if you use the letter 'H' near the numerals 1, 4, and 8, and even repeat the third of these numerals twice, we won't take you down unless I get a phone call from my lizard overlord Mark Zuckerburg."

That will be a profound contrast to platforms that ban users for correctly gendering misgendered people or for tweeting "learn to cod" at fired fishmongers. 

The only other major rule, according to Peterson, is that all content will have to be typed on brand new, shiny "freedom computers" placed in rooms that have been spotlessly cleaned beforehand, like this one:

"I'm free not because of what I say but because of what I do."

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TWO OIL TANKERS BLOWN APART IN THE GULF - NO ONE GIVES A TOSS, OIL PRICE HARDLY MOVES

Yawn, nobody cares.

Two oil tankers have been blown to fuck in the Gulf of Oman, near the Iranian Coast, and strangely no one really gives a fuck.

As reported by Reuters:

Two oil tankers blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blahhdy blah blah.

Most people are just assuming it was some sort of stupid false flag bollocks, possibly by Mossad or part of the American Deep State. Or maybe it was ISIS trying to stir the shit or the Houthis, or even Iran. But the main point is that it's no biggie.

This was clear on the oil markets where prices barely shifted -- up 2%, LOL.

Nowadays the World is not so dependent on oil passing through the Gulf of Oman. This is thanks to fracking and its peaceful influence upon geopolitics. America is now an exporter of oil rather than an importer, so a few more oil tankers can be blown up in the Gulf without it having any impact back home, or in fact anywhere.

Maybe this incident will be used as a pretext to bomb Iran a bit. That's possible. After all, Trump has to do something to show his Jewish and Christian Zionist friends that he cares about "Muh Israel." 

But there is no way that this would go any further to, say, sending in ground troops. If that happened a lot of them would get killed, and nobody wants that. Plus it would scare the local goats.

Yup, geopolitics has really gone downhill. Nobody can be arsed anymore. Not like 1914 when some Duke getting shot led to four years of total war and the total reshaping of the World.

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BOOST FOR BORIS: POLLS SHOW HE IS BEST CANDIDATE TO BEAT MADMAN CORBYN

Conservative leadership candidate Boris Johnson got a major boost today from an opinion poll, which showed he is the best candidate to prevent insane Leftist Jeremy Corbyn from becoming Prime Minister of the UK.

The poll by ComRes for the Daily Telegraph asked respondents how they would vote if each of six leading Tory candidates were Prime Minister. 

Boris did best, gaining 395 seats and a majority of 140 seats.

Blue = Conservative/ Red = Labour/ Orange = LibDems/ 
Light Blue = Brexit Party/ Yellow = SNP 

Most of the other candidates did poorly, with only one -- Dominic Raab -- beating Labour, but 57 seats short of a majority.

The weakest candidate by far was former soldier Rory Stewart, whose position on Brexit is softer than Theresa May's. Under his leadership the Conservative Party would be utterly destroyed, with the Brexit Party becoming the biggest party in Parliament. 

Unfortunately the poll was not comprehensive as it failed to include Anglea Leadsome. Leadsome is very popular with Conservative grassroots as well as general voters, so she could possibly have matched Boris's performance in the poll.

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IS THERE AN ATOM OF SUBSTANCE IN TRUMP'S LATEST MIGRANT DEAL WITH MEXICO?

We could have wasted a lot of our time and some of your time reporting on the ups-and-downs and ins-and-outs of Trump's latest migrant-related stand-off with Mexico -- the one where he threatened 5% tariffs if Mexico failed to staunch the flow of migrants to the US border.

We thought why bother. Trump generates plenty of heat and noise but very little in the way of results. The guy is fake news personified.

We're not even saying its his fault. 

But the fact is that getting excited by something Trump tweets out on Twitter is retarded. As a serious news organisation we are only interested in hard facts and clear results. So, what exactly is the substance of this latest migrant story?

Apparently Mexico was brought to the table and cut a deal, which Trump is being a little vague on. But thanks to Mexican sources and a document that Trump unwittingly allowed to be photographed while he was waving it around in his hand, we now know the gist of it.

As reported by the Guardian, one of the sources we let do our journalistic grunt work:

The document says the agreement reached last week includes a regional asylum plan and that Mexico agreed to examine its laws and potentially change them in order to implement the deal.

Mexico’s foreign minister, Marcelo Ebrard, said Mexico also agreed to a 45-day timeline to show increased enforcement efforts were effective in reducing the people flows. If that fails, Mexico has agreed to consider a longstanding US demand that Central American asylum seekers crossing through Mexico apply for refuge there, not the United States, making Mexico a “safe third country”, a demand that Mexico has long rejected.

“Safe third country could be applied if we fail, and we accept what they say,” Ebrard said on Tuesday evening, noting that Mexican legislators would then give consideration to accommodating a change in migration law.

Really, there is nothing solid in this agreement at all!

Mexico agreed to examine its laws and potentially change them...

Whoopdeedoo! OK, send some balding Mexican bureaucrat guy to the look at a few Mexican law files. DONE!

Mexico also agreed to a 45-day timeline to show increased enforcement efforts were effective...

No indication of what is meant by "effective." The only number mentioned is 45 days. This is called kicking the can down the road.

If that fails, Mexico has agreed to consider a longstanding US demand that Central American asylum seekers crossing through Mexico apply for refuge there...

Consider is a nice word for sitting on your ass looking out a window, possibly at the long columns of Third World migrants -- including Congolese now FFS! -- snaking their way to the US border where they must of course be let in. 

Also, assuming Mexico could even be economically blackmailed into accepting "safe third country" status, which Conglolese migrant with a choice of applying for refugee status in Mexico or the US is going to choose Mexico?

Basically Trump's latest deal is just the usual globalist doormat, allowing ever more rapid demographic, racial, and cultural changes to America, while he continues to bat for Israel.

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TREEHUGGERS IN "DEATH TRAPS" AS E-CARS ARE RECALLED

Major signalling fire.

One of the best ways to signal how "green" and "in touch with the planet" you are is to get an e-car, even though you are thereby supporting toxic mining and child-slavery practices.

As they are expensive, it is also a subtle way to let people know how loaded you are. Prices start at $74,800.

But now it seems that being a "well-healed greenfag" has its risks as well, after it was revealed that luxury German carmaker Audi has now recalled its first all-electric vehicle due to the risk of deadly battery fires, which would also release vile, toxic fumes into the all-important environment.

As reported by a politely-worded article in Fortune magazine:

The company issued a voluntary recall of approximately 540 E-Tron SUV models sold in the U.S. because of a risk that moisture can seep into the battery cell through a wiring harness glitch, spokesman Mark Dahncke said. The company isn’t aware of any fires or injuries because of the flaw, which affects a total of 1,644 models, he said.

Yeh, not yet anyway, or maybe someone just conveniently mislaid all the death reports. 

The E-Tron, which went on sale in the U.S. in April, is Audi’s first fully-electric car and one in a wave of contenders from traditional automakers looking to challenge Tesla Inc.’s dominance of the segment. While electric vehicles are no more prone to accidents or fires than gasoline-powered cars — and might be less so, according the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration — the lithium-ion battery technology that powers them is still evolving, and there is no consensus on safe system design.

Even more ironic, Audi is now providing its e-car owners with gas-guzzlers and $800 dollars in free gas, while the e-cars are fixed:

Audi said it’s offering E-Tron owners loaner vehicles and an $800 cash card to cover gas or incidentals during the recall period, as well as free roadside assistance.

Really, I would have thought providing sedan chairs would have  been more environmentally friendly. 

We have the technology to make this happen.

I guess Audi just don't give a toss about the environment after all.

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CAOLAN ROBERTSON SCANDAL REVEALS PISS POOR JUDGEMENT OF ALT-LITE FIGUREHEADS

The Alt-Lite is now as big a shit-show as the Alt-Right.

The notoriously gay-friendly Alt-Lite may now be more anti-gay than ISIS, following revelations that a couple of gay guys have been taking it for a ride for the last couple of years by stealing donations and endangering its leading personalities by actually working with antifa group HateNotHope. 

The scandal centres on Caolan ("Kay-lin") Robertson and his "boyfriend" George Llewellyn-John, who is actually a woman who identifies as a man -- FFS! 

According to a rather overlong article by fellow gay, Milo Yiannopoulos on his Dangerous.com site, the pair: 

‣  Stole Bitcoin worth $20,000 from Tommy Robinson, while the activist was in jail, to fund their jet-set lifestyle
‣  Booked a luxury Airbnb and bought six bottles of Dom Pérignon champagne on Tommy Robinson’s wife’s credit card
‣  Swapped camera equipment worth thousands of dollars for second-hand models they found on eBay
‣  Worked with Hope not Hate, an Antifa-affiliated far-Left organization, for years
‣  Defrauded Alex Jones with inflated expense claims
‣  Risked the life of Tommy Robinson by sharing his location with Hope not Hate
‣  Risked the life of Gavin McInnes by sharing his travel itinerary with the same group
‣  Circulated a fake “email leak” about Milo Yiannopoulos, doxing his husband—while being paid by Yiannopoulos’s tour operator for PR work
‣  Defrauded Lauren Southern with inflated invoices—while being paid by her to produce a documentary
‣  Defrauded rental companies by failing to return equipment and returning inferior models and broken units
‣  Made a fake rape claim against a far-Left activist
‣  Bragged about having TV shows canceled with bogus suicide threats
‣  Doctored their clients’ videos to embarrass them, including pitch shifting male voices upward
‣  Gloated about their exploits while showering far-Left activists with gifts, food and drinks at London’s most expensive hotels—paid for by the conservatives they were working with
‣  Shared their misdeeds with Lauren Southern, who laughed and egged them on
‣  Disavowed Southern and Robinson when we challenged them about their crimes, claiming they’d been ‘radicalized’ by the far right online

But none of this is really surprising. Robertson and Llewelyn-John, regardless of their gender confusion, have always looked like a couple of glib little shits. 

What is surprising, however, is that their bad behaviour was covered up or ignored by senior Alt-Lite figures, like Jewish Alt-Lite mogul Ezra Levant and top tradthot Lauren Southern, both of whom had detailed, inside knowledge of the pair's toxic and unhinged behaviour, but kept it to themselves. 

The pair's main selling point in the Alt-Lite was having basic film-making and production skills. Because of this they were given a step up the ladder by Levant, who employed them in 2016 as the London branch of his Rebel Media outfit. 

Levant obviously knew all about their underhanded dealings and major character flaws when he fired them the next year, but did little to bring this to wider attention, even within the Alt-Lite. This meant the pair could use their experience with Rebel Media to leverage new connections with important Alt-Lite figures like Southern and Tommy Robinson.

Levant either gave them good references to get them out of his hair -- and possibly sabotage rival Alt-Liters -- or else just passed the problem onto other people without a thought.

Strangely, Lauren Southern also seems to have done exactly the same thing, but with even less judgement than Levant:

As reported by Dangerous:

Those close to the pair say that their most recent full-time employer, Lauren Southern, knew about a lot of what they were up to—and even met with Hope not Hate herself. Former friends of the couple claim that Southern kept Robertson and Llewelyn-John on her payroll, even after she suspected they may have defrauded her to the tune of thousands of dollars. Astonishingly, she even allowed herself to be drawn in to their subterfuges. Southern met secretly with representatives of Hope not Hate, as leaked audio of a phone call with Tommy Robinson, published here for the first time, confirms.

While Southern has made great content with potent normie appeal that raises vital issues, her naivety, stupidity, or willingness to turn a blind eye in this case was a serious mistake and reveals the weakness inherent in young women in dissident politics and activism. This puts her recent decision to retire from the Alt-Lite activity in a clearer light.

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THE HONK HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Honk is now "hate speech" after Facebook banned a post consisting of just the word "honk." 

As reported by Summit News:

Facebook removed a post which consisted simply of the word “honk,” asserting that it was a violation of their community standards.

Yes, really.

The use of the word stems from the ‘clown world’ meme – a nihilistic position many on the right are taking in light of a society in the grip of ‘progressive’ degeneracy run amok.

Apparently, it’s now verboten to even allude to the meme on Facebook.

Really,  I don't know how they're going to  justify this. 

Maybe they won't even bother.

But that might be a bit tricky, because sooner or later Facebook and other social media giants are going to have to face the question of whether they are public platforms, allowing people to express themselves freely within the law, or else publishers, responsible for every word, thought, and image they carry.

Maybe when they are called up before some senate committee to justify their constant Orwellian behaviour, they'll say that "honk" is hate speech because H-O-N-K stands for:

Hitler

Orange man bad

Nazis

Kkk. 

Really, I wouldn't be surprised. 

One thing you can be sure of -- in clown world there is never a peak, plus it's honks all the way down.

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MEME UPDATE: ANOTHER LIBERAL TRAIN WRECK

GOVE NOW CERTAIN TO BE NEXT PM AFTER HE OUT-BORISES BORIS WITH DOPE REVELATIONS

Unlikeable high-IQ wonk Michael Gove is now on course to become Britain's next Prime Minister after he "corrected" his boring public image with revelations that he was once a coked-up wild man, and not just some pixie-faced geek with about as much charisma as a pocket calculator. 

As reported by the Daily Mail:

Michael Gove last night admitted taking cocaine on ‘several social occasions’.

The Tory leadership candidate said he used the banned substance when he was younger and deeply regrets it.

He told the Daily Mail: ‘I took drugs on several occasions at social events more than 20 years ago. At the time I was a young journalist. It was a mistake. I look back and I think, I wish I hadn’t done that.’

‘It was 20 years ago and yes, it was a mistake,’ he said. ‘But I don’t believe that past mistakes disqualify you.’

The drug revelations were also the focus of an interview with Gove on the BBC's main weekly political show, the Andrew Marr Show yesterday (June 9th), where he said: 

"I was fortunate in that I didn't [go to jail], but I do think it was a profound mistake."

While Gove is going through the motions of pretending to be sorry that he dusted his nose with snow, the fact is that in modern Britain such an admission is probably the best way to humanise yourself and become "relatable" to the average degenerate British and Conservative voter.

Before the revelations, Gove was viewed as a genius-level brainbox who would probably run the country efficiently, but whose dull, strait-laced image simply left the voters cold. The favourite Boris Johnson, by contrast, was viewed as a gaff-prone idiot, whose popularity with voters was largely based on his frequent appearances in the tabloids and scandal sheets. 

Now all that could be turned around, with voters seeing Gove as a charismatic Tony "Scarface" Montana figure, while Boris is regarded as something of an old maid having tea and crumpet with the vicar.

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