DOES BABY ARCHIE HAVE A BLACK TWIN WHO HAS BEEN LEFT INSIDE?

I am not one for conspiracy theories, but ever since Princess Diana was conveniently smashed to a pulp inside a tunnel in Paris, I try to keep an open mind on anything I hear about Britain's Royal Family. 

Let's face it, these people did not get where they are today by "playing nice" and eating cucumber sandwiches.

Recently a joyful nation witnessed the birth of Archie, the son of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex (better known as Meghan and Harry), and of course this is a happy occasion. But there are some odd details that don't quite fit. 

For example, even though the Duchess is Black, her new son appears to be entirely White. 

Probably can't dance

In fact, he is so White he is even Whiter than most prominent White nationalists. Like this guy:

And this guy:

And this guy and his Chinese wife:

And of course Striker:

I won't even show a picture of Alex McNabb as it is clearly redundant.

Even stranger -- even though the Duchess has now given birth, all the latest photos show that she still has a rather large baby bump, as if she were shoplifting a melon from Harvey Nichols. 

In the recent photos she was photographed wearing a long, loose flowing smock. But even that failed to hide the huge bulge.

Shoplifting a melon?

Really, WTF is going on here? I mean having a baby is exactly like letting air out of a balloon. The bump shouldn't be there afterwards. 

Unless, of course, something -- or rather someone -- has been left inside!

This awkward fact is generating theories that actually the Duchess created two separate twin children, one containing her Black DNA and Black like herself, and another containing Harry's White DNA and White like him -- a form a "natal Apartheid."

The Royal Doctors then only decided to take out the White one to show to the World, leaving the other one, so to speak, "at the back of the bus," because the Royal Family, which is of German ethnicity, is racist and colonialist in its views. 

In the past Prince Harry has been known to dress up as his hero Adolf Hitler, who famously killed six million Jews because Churchill wouldn't give him Poland. This has been well documented by Britain's press:

The possibility that there is still a small Black baby in Meghan's womb is deeply troubling. It raises the question of just what they are intending to do with it. 

Will Archie's Black twin be born secretly later, and then "farmed out" to foster parents to become a normal member of society, unaware of his or her Royal lineage, or is something darker and more evil envisaged like human sacrifice or organ harvesting?

Yes, the people who now occupy Britain's palaces didn't just get there by raising their pinkies when they drink tea and pronouncing their vowels properly. These are people who make the mafia look like boy scouts.