ALL NZ WOMEN TO BE "GENITALLY MUTILATED" IN GESTURE OF SOLIDARITY WITH MUSLIMS

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern at a recent Muslim-hugging orgy

In an attempt to save multiculturalism, following the tragic mosque attacks in Christchurch a week ago in which 50 Muslims died, New Zealand's government yesterday called for all women in the country to have their genitals "modified" in accord with ancient Muslim practice. 

This follows guns being banned, the Muslim call to prayer being broadcast nationally on New Zealand TV, and the age of marriage being lowered to six, the age at which the Prophet Mohammed married his favourite wife Aisha. 

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced the new measure to "reassure" Muslims that New Zealand was "their country" at a press conference held at the mosque where the incident appears to have happened.

"As a Leftist whore my cock squeezer is already riddled with cunt rings," Ardern told the press, "so unfortunately I can't have my twat sliced up any more in solidarity with the Muslims, as it would fall apart. But I'm pretty sure there are plenty of other Sheilahs whose rubbery rafts can put up with a bit of Muslim-friendly minge modification."

The meat-curtain-mangling measures have been greeted by the globalist-controlled press as a heart-warming way to bring a country, riven by the horrific shooting, back to a state of multicultural harmony, in which Muslims do what the fuck they want, while White people walk around on egg shells, hoping they haven't said the wrong thing.

"We really mustn't let this act by a solitary, deranged, hate-filled madman, backed up by the entire Deep State apparatus of the Western world divide our country," Ardern added, "even if the cost is forcing all NZ sheilahs to have their pie corners trimmed in accord with holy Islamic tradition."

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