GAYS "LOSE THEIR SHIT" AFTER HETEROSEXUAL MAN PREFERS BOOBIES TO BUTTHOLES

Roosh V "milking" gay outrage for all its worth.

The secret of the internet is that you don't have to watch, see, read, or listen to everything on it. 

Especially if it's something you don't like. 

But I guess people just like being triggered. Because why else would a lot of gay guys tune in to watch a livestream by a heterosexual dude and then kvetch when he said something completely normal like: 

"I prefer boobies" and "There's doo-doo in them thar buttholes"?

This is exactly what happened with Roosh V's latest livestream, broadcast yesterday.

Following Roosh's onscreen monologue in which he talked about a wide range of topics, gay publication Pink News pounced because Roosh didn't defer to the doo-doo or kow-tow to the cocksucking. They even went as far as calling Roosh's now moth-balled site Return of Kings a "hate group." 

Looks like all the hate here was on the side of Pink News who can't seen to live with the fact that not everyone is into butthole plunging:

Roosh V, the founder of anti-gay hate group Return of Kings, has said that enjoying female butts is “a gateway to homosexual activity.”

The self-described ‘pick-up artist,’ whose real name is Daryush Valizadeh, has been ridiculed for posting a Twitter video on January 27 in which he tells viewers:

“I officially declare myself a boob man.

“I am now all about the boobs, because being a butt man is just a gateway to homosexual activity,” continues the American, whose video has been viewed more than 2.8 million times.

He proceeds to call anal sex “gross,” telling his audience: “I say no to the back hole. I’ve never done anal sex in my life, I swear. I’ve never done it.”

“A couple of girls have gently enquired if I wanted to. I said: ‘No way.’ I know what comes out of that hole, that back hole, ’cause I got a back hole too,” Roosh V added.

“It’s gross. There’s doo-doo there. What, did you use a plunger or whatever, a scrubber to get all the faecal matter there? You didn’t do that, so why am I gonna put my penis in there?” he asks.

“I’m not stupid. I shower every day, I’m clean. Why would I put my penis in a butt? That’s crazy. Well, if I was watching anal sex porn all day, maybe I would do it. But I don’t.”

LOL, both Pink News and Roosh are winning here, cooking up a little controversy and getting lots of hits. 

Homophobic calculator?

Pink News is probably tottering on the brink, like a lot of Leftist media companies, and getting ready to downsize its staff. They probably need all the clicks they can get while they get up to speed on their coding skills. As for Roosh, he has a new book out soon, this one aimed at the ladies. 

Who knows, maybe he'll write one for gays next. I'm pretty sure Roosh has some ideas that could make gays rethink all those weird life choices they made earlier in their lives. Who knows, maybe he could even "straighten" some of them out, if that isn't a too homophobic thing to say. 

I mean, what have they got to lose?

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