MILLIONS OF LIBERAL HEADS EXPLODE AFTER KAVANAUGH CLOSES IN ON SUPREME COURT

Millions of liberal heads exploded across the USA today after the last chance of stopping Judge Brett Kavanaugh's appointment to the Supreme Court faded. 

Up until today Trump-hating liberals still thought they could persuade a handful of Cuckservative Republicans to side with them to prevent the mildly conservative judge from becoming a Supreme Court Justice. Key to their fading hopes was the Republican Senator for Maine, Susan Collins (below).

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Collins is a "moderate" who has split with her party, especially on abortion issues. Because the Liberal media has presented Kavanaugh as a major threat to "Roe vs. Wade," the 1973 Supreme Court decision to legalise baby killing, it was hoped that Collins could be persuaded to stick the knife in Kavanaugh. 

But, following a long, rambling speech, it became clear that Collins was not going to betray her party, like the Republican Senator for Alaska Lisa Murkowski. Instead Collins made the points that there was no real evidence of sexual misconduct against Kavanaugh and that, actually, he is a pretty mild centrist anyway, who isn't likely to overturn Roe vs. Wade. Unfortunately, that is probably true.

Despite this, Liberal heads could still not cope with a second Trump nominee getting on the Supreme Court. Shortly after Collins's speech ended, liberal heads across the land started to explode, sending fecal matter flying out in all directions in coffee shops and university campuses. 

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