NATIONALIST-HATING OLD "QUEEN" DENOUNCES EUROPE BECOMING MUSLIM

World famous fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, who is an old gay "queen" who said he would like to "marry" his pet Burmese cat if it were legal, has hit out at the demographic and cultural changes in Europe while also idiotically bashing the nationalists who want to prevent or reverse these trends.

Speaking to the French newspaper Le Figaro, the 84-year-old German citizen who has lived in Paris since the 1950s and who frequently lies about his age, says he may renounce his German citizenship over Merkel’s handling of the migrant crisis. 

In particular, the elderly homosexual cat lover is angry that Merkel's immigration policy has allowed in millions of migrants who don't share his "enlightened views" on gay sex or his nostalgia for the Paris of his youth, where he first started his career designing sluttish frocks for rich tarts. 

"Did she really need to say it was necessary to welcome one million migrants?" he moaned to Le Figaro. "We must remember the past we have in Germany. I hate Ms. Merkel for having forgotten."

His comments referred to the adverse effects that mass migration would have on Germany's Jewish population, which holds a special place in Mr Lagerfeld's heart. But while hating on Muslims, Lagerfeld, who is the creative director of Chanel in addition to running his own label, also took the opportunity to blast the German nationalist AfD party.

"The AfD was non-existent," he shrieked, "and in one sentence she made it exist by alienating two million voters and sending 100 of these Neo-Nazis to Parliament! If it continues, I will give up my German citizenship."

Lagerfeld has a history of decrying demographic change -- in a less gay-friendly, Muslim direction -- while also frothing at the mouth about the brave nationalists and identitarians who are actually doing something to reverse these trends.

In 2016, the fashion icon hit out at Paris, saying it had become "a nightmare" due to mass Muslim migration.

"Paris at night is a nightmare right now, it’s no longer a postcard," he said at the time. "I must admit that all my life, I’ve never seen Paris so dark... I feel like I have lived in a world that no longer exists."

I hate the Islamification of the West as much as anyone, but if there is one thing that could reconcile me to it, it would be seeing how triggered gay "fashionista" bugmen like Lagerfeld are by it.