SHADOWY NGO LAUNCHES MIGRANT INVASION OF U.S.

Just over a week after Trump failed to get proper funding for his border wall, he is facing a new challenge to his border security agenda. Scenting the President's weakness, a shadowy NGO has organised a "Caravan" of Central American migrants, who are marching unopposed through Mexico in order to cross the border.

The group of 1,500-2,000 mainly Hondurans is clearly designed as a litmus test of Trump's resolve to uphold the main issues he ran on, namely migrant control and border security. 

The exodus has been organised by the mysterious group Pueblo Sin Fronteras (People Without Borders), which appealed for money and volunteers on Facebook. Marching under the slogan "Migrants in the Fight," the group has already been marching for 6 days but is still south of Mexico City. 

"We want to become one, supporting us shoulder to shoulder and show that together we can break down borders," say the group.

The march to the border will likely take several more weeks and build up into a major media circus, in which attempts will be made to present Trump and US border guards as the villains. 

From images posted on social media, the group includes plenty of women and children, who can be used as "human shields" if border guards try to use any kind of force to prevent them crossing. 

The operation appears to be a carefully planned assault on the concept of borders by sinister globalist interests. It combines elements of DACA, "March for Our Lives," and the mass migrant of invasions of Europe in recent years, along with astroturfed media and social media manipulation, backed up by lawfare tactics. 

What we are seeing is the realisation of French writer Jean Raspail's dystopian novel "The Camp of the Saints," in which Third World hordes turn up on Europe's borders and are allowed in unresisted by border guards and military forces to cucked to use violence to stop them. If this group can succeed in crossing the border, then larger groups will start moving towards the US border, numbering in their millions.

Meanwhile in the Middle East, Palestinians marching on the Israeli border have been shot in their hundreds, with at least 17 killed, mainly by snipers. 

It is not impossible that the march on the US border may be designed to serve as a distraction from the events in Israel. More details of Pueblo Sin Fronteras's finances might provide some clues.

"ANN COULTER 2020" HAS DESTINY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

Anime is just about to get real again.

It's now universally admitted that Donald Trump's presidency is an abject failure -- at least among anyone whose brains haven't been eaten by MAGA maggots. 

No wall, no end to chain migration, no clamp down on sanctuary cities, Democrats poised to retake Congress, and the appointment of pointless warmonger John Bolton as Israeli ambassador to the US chief US security adviser.

Now is the time to look beyond Trump to any candidate who can take up the torch that voters handed Trump and which he dropped. Admittedly, as media circus, he is a hard act to follow, but one woman clearly has what it takes -- namely political pundit Ann Coulter. 

According to the Washington Examiner, it all makes perfect sense:

Concerns that President Trump is going soft on his campaign promise to fight illegal immigration are sparking a new call for hardline columnist Ann Coulter jump into the 2020 race for president, if only to steer him back to his 2016 agenda.

The call for Coulter to run for president went public this week when a leading immigration voice blogged a memo to supporters that said Coulter “would be our best bet to pressure Trump to stop breaking his campaign promises in the remainder of his term.”

William Gheen, president of Americans for Legal Immigration PAC, noted Coulter’s concerns about Trump’s policies and said she should do more than just speak out against them.

“If Coulter truly believes Trump's failure to deliver on his Make America Great Again promises means the end of America, shouldn't she run in a last-ditch effort to save our nation from the perils she perceives and describes?” wrote Gheen.

Coulter hasn't yet responded to such calls, but, let's face it, if this ball gets rolling, why should anyone stick with Trump? The guy clearly has drawbacks and Coulter is more hard-line on the issues that concern real Americans, like deporting DACA schemers, protecting the borders, and avoiding military shitshows in the Middle East.

Also, as a woman, she would also be much harder for the media to attack. Just look at Europe where shitty women politicians are allowed to stay in power no matter how much they fuck up, and of course, Ann would never fuck up or betray the voters the way Trump has.

It's becoming clear that "ANN COULTER 2020" has Destiny written all over it.

IS TELFORD GETTING £312 MILLION IN "RAPE BENEFITS" WITH MASSIVE PUBLIC SPENDING BOOST?

Were the Telford child rapists behind a massive £312 million cash injection for the town.

Telford is now notorious as the worst centre in the UK of Muslim paedophile grooming rape gangs. The toll is put at around 1,000 girls groomed and raped out of a town with a population of 155,000 over a 40 year period. 

But it's not all bad news, it seems, as it looks like the Shropshire town is to receive a major boost with the announcement of £312 million in new medical spending and job creation centred on the town:

"...the massive shake-up of Shropshire's health services, is set to go ahead after £312 million of funding was confirmed. if approved following consultation it would mean the creation of one emergency centre covering the whole of Shropshire and parts of Mid Wales, supported by urgent care centres at Royal Shrewsbury Hospital and Princess Royal Hospital in Telford.

Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced the capital investment of up to £312 million so the plans can progress to the next stage.

More than four months ago Shropshire and Telford & Wrekin clinical commissioning groups (CCGs) signed off on the pre-consultation business case and consultation documents. But the proposals were hit by a delay in December when NHS England wanted to know the funding was available....

Since then, the Telford paedophile grooming rape gang scandal broke. In the light of that, the government deciding not to boost Telford's economy by over £2,000 per person was clearly a non-starter, with the result that funding was immediately green lighted with the announcement made today. The funding is the largest single amount in a £760m allocation to the NHS across 40 NHS hospitals and community services.

Shut up about the raping, 
we're all making money

The town's Conservative MP, Lucy Allen, greeted the news by saying in Parliament that the decision "would make every one of my constituents richer." 

Of course, there's a tiny possibility that this decision might have been made without the rape scandal breaking. But given the severe financial pressures on Britain's National Health Service, it's hard not to conclude that the town is perversely benefiting from its Muslim rape gang experience, as not only will healthcare improve, including that of rape victims, but there will also be an influx of jobs and businesses, as well as a major boost to the property market.

Perhaps when they are released after serving less than half their sentences, the fat burghers of Telford can show their appreciation by granting them the Freedom of the Town, although it has to be said they were pretty free with it in the past anyway.

DETROIT, BEEHIVE YOURSELF!

Basically this.

In yet another glaring example of how majority Black populations "have extreme difficulty" maintaining high-functioning urban centres, the city of Detroit (82.7% Black) is turning over land in the city to actual bee farmers funded by an NPO -- effectively using charity money raised from White liberals and guilted out of public funds to run a "feels" project.

Once a HIVE of INDUSTRY that helped win the Second World War, Detroit has been reduced to a few pathetic bee hives among the ruins and urban degradation. What a glaring damnation of Leftism and so-called Black empowerment! Naturally the Huffpost, which broke the story, can't see the deliciously sweet irony:

A pair of Detroit natives have decided to combat neighborhood blight in a pretty sweet way — by transforming abandoned vacant lots in their city into honeybee farms. Detroit Hives, a nonprofit organization founded by Timothy Paule and Nicole Lindsey in 2017, purchases vacant properties and remodels them into fully functioning bee farms.

“These properties are left abandoned and serve as a dumping ground in most cases,” Paule told HuffPost. “The area can be a breeding ground for environmental hazards, which creates a stigma around the city.”

Paule, a photographer, and Lindsey, a staff member for the health care provider Henry Ford OptimEyes, had been dating for some time before launching the nonprofit. Paule attributes their inspiration to a cold that he just couldn’t get rid of.

“I went to the local market that I normally go to, and he suggested that I try some local honey for my cough,” Paule said. “He said you consume local honey because it has medicinal properties.”

After he started to feel better, the couple also began to think about how urban blight contributed to allergies through overgrown ragweeds in abandoned areas. They put producing local honey and erasing urban blight together, and Detroit Hives was born.

Nice story, bro -- social conscience BS mixed with a health angle. No wonder Huffpo's ditzy staff of stressed-out, undersexed, and non-impregnated women are falling over themselves to plug your venture. I would too, if my lovelife centred round a dildo.

Huffpo's "diverse" editorial board deciding to run a story unwittingly exposing the total and absolute failure of all their liberal values. 

ANTI-GUN ACTIVIST AL SHARPTON'S BROTHER ON FATAL SHOOTING CHARGE

Those anti-gun protesters really care about you, don't they? I mean the only reason they are taking to the streets and trying to take away your guns is sheer love for all humanity, rite? 

Erm...maybe not. 

One day after his activist group participated in the anti-gun "March For Our Lives" rally, Al Sharpton’s brother Kenneth Glasgow of Dothan, Alabama, has been charged with murder in a fatal shooting.  

Dothan police said that Rev. Kenneth Glasgow was the driver in a car linked to the murder of 23-year-old Breunia Jennings of Dothan by passenger Jamie Townes, 26.

Dothan Police Chief Steve Parrish said that Glasgow and Townes allegedly searched for Jennings, who they believe had stolen Townes’ car. When they found her, Townes allegedly shot Jennings as she drove, hitting her in the head. She died later.

While police do not believe Glasgow, 52, was the triggerman, under Alabama’s aiding and abetting law, he is is culpable for murder.

Nice! I mean, top prize for timing at least. 

But what exactly was this upstanding citizen and peace activist doing driving around shooting ho's in the hood for?

Glasgow and friend.

Basically Glasgow is an ex-convict, who realised, once he got out of jail, that calling himself a "minister," guilting Whiteys, and getting on the donation and grant money bandwagon was a far better way to get rich than hold-ups or muggings or whatever shit got his Black ass in jail in the first place. 

The example of half-brother Al was no doubt an inspiration. Accordingly, he set up a ministry called The Ordinary People Society and played the part of the reformed criminal. 

The money started rolling in, as community organising brought in the donations, grants, and so on. 

His group participated in the local anti-gun march in Dothan on Saturday. No doubt they had certain "expenses" that were taken care of by somebody. 

The fact is that this massive astroturfed anti-gun lobby is a gravy train, for those like David Hogg, the lying student at the head of it all, as well as for those "community leaders," like Glasgow, who can swell a protest by putting a few bodies on the street.

Funny how he helped put yet another body on the street the very next day -- a dead one. 

But it gets even better. In 2013, Glasgow teamed up with his brother Sharpton to protest the murder of Trayvon Martin in Florida. 

Yes, he literally hated guns so much and cared about "Black Lives" so passionately that he helped shoot dead a young Black woman one day after "March for Our Lives."

WILL PORNHUB REPLACE YOUTUBE AS MAIN PLATFORM OF FREE EXPRESSION?

YouTube wants to stop good folks like this from shooting their loads.

YouTube, with their constant shadow banning, demonetization, and deplatforming are skating on thin ice, especially when other easy-to-upload-to video platforms exist, which can handle the amount of traffic YouTube does. Yes, I'm talking about top porn sites, like Pornhub, which like YouTube, allow users to upload content.

With YouTube going all "church lady" and PC at the same time, creators are itching to leave the irritating platform, and looking at porn sites like Pornhub as a possible alternative.

Ironically this push began after the censorious video platform, which is owned by Google, started to stop gun enthusiasts "shooting their loads" on its platform in the wake of the mass media, anti-gun gaslighting stirred up after the Parkland shooting.

Gun enthusiasts and others who face constant meddling from YouTube, like conspiracy theorists, have already started uploading their videos on Pornhub. Now there is literally no knowing where this trend will stop:

YouTube’s crackdown on hate speech, bullying and conspiracy-theory videos has sent some in search of alternatives, and it looks like PornHub might be their answer.

The search began when people began posting screenshots of gun videos — content that YouTube recently announced it was placing stricter restrictions on — that ended up in PornHub’s safe-for-work section. Gun videos are now part of a YouTube policy prohibiting certain kinds of content that are strictly prohibited, and will be removed from the website...

While YouTube is taking action against firearms content on its platform, PornHub doesn’t have similar rules."

While some might see PornHub as a libertarian solution to YouTube's creeping crackdown on free speech, they should be wary. 

The porn site also has terms and conditions that prohibit "content that is obscene, illegal, unlawful, defamatory, libellous, harassing, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive, or encourages conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, violate any law, or is otherwise inappropriate." Why not just "illegal"?

Obviously these terms could easily be used to shut down free speech and gun worship whenever it suited Pornhub to do so. 

Also, Pornhub has similar aspirations as YouTube to appeal to advertisers, who also in general loathe free speech. Pornhub runs an ad revenue concept similar to YouTube’s. The company's vice president, Corey Price, outlined this in September 2017 during an Ask Me Anything session on tech site, The Next Web:

"Our offering is actually quite similar to YouTube’s. We recently renamed our amateur program to the model program to be more encompassing of all our amazing content creators uploading their self-made content for ad revenue and promotion to cam shows and paid clip sites... Our program boasts some of the highest payouts across the entire industry, paying out approximately 90% of the ad-revenue earned."

So, basically Pornhub is just a smaller version of YouTube but with bigger tits and more interracial cumshots, and thus hardly a suitable free speech substitute for YouTube. 

Instead, I recommend BitChute and anything that Gab come up with, as these sites have an explicit commitment to free speech.

KREMLIN PUPPET TRUMP EXPELS 60 RUSSIAN DIPLOMATS, CLOSES DOWN RUSSIAN CONSULATE

In a typical move of abject submission to his master in the Kremlin, US President Donald Trump has decided to kick out 60 Russian diplomats and close down the Russian consulate in Seattle. 

This is in response to the UK's claim that Russian agents used a poisonous chemical substance to attack an ex-Russian spy living in the UK, who is now seriously ill in hospital:

President Donald Trump on Monday ordered the expulsion of 60 Russian diplomats the US identified as intelligence agents and the closure of a Russian consulate in Seattle in response to Russia's alleged use of a nerve agent in the United Kingdom.

Of those being expelled, 48 of the alleged intelligence agents work at the Russian embassy in Washington and 12 are posted at the United Nations in New York, senior administration officials said. The US is taking the action after joining the United Kingdom in accusing Russia of being behind the attempted murder earlier this month of a former Russian spy living in the United Kingdom.

The United States takes this action in conjunction with our NATO allies and partners around the world in response to Russia's use of a military-grade chemical weapon on the soil of the United Kingdom, the latest in its ongoing pattern of destabilizing activities around the world," White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said in a statement."

Although Trump is expelling more than double the number of diplomats kicked out by the UK, the actual place where the attempted spy murder took place, this is obviously a transparent move by Trump to hide the fact that he is merely Putin's puppet. A real American President, who was only controlled by Israel, would have expelled at least 61 diplomats. 

WAS STORMY DANIELS ON DRUGS DURING LATEST PERFORMANCE?

Porn star Stormy Daniels' appearance on 60 Minutes to spill the beans on her supposed fling with President Donald Trump may have been drug assisted, according to freeze frames showing her eyeballs.

The images, taken from her interview with ex-CIA spook Anderson Cooper, show Daniels' eyes to be extremely dilated in contrast to those of Cooper. 

A look at the video shows that Daniels was even more brightly lit than Cooper, which should have made her eyes less dilated. Yet as the images show, her eyeballs are much more dilated than Cooper's. Dilated eyeballs are an obvious sign of drug taking.

Porno performance with clothes off.

What does this mean? That is anybody's guess. 

On the surface, Daniels's story does not seem implausible, and it certainly doesn't tell us anything new about Trump, who was a well-known "pussy grabber" until comparatively recently. But it is extremely suspicious that this story didn't emerge during the election, when it would have had more impact. 

This fact, combined with what looks like clear drug use by Daniels during the telling of her narrative, should make us suspicious of it. By the way, porno actresses routinely take drugs to help them cope with the humiliating degradation of what they do.

Porno performance with clothes on?

Also suspicious are what look like recycled elements of other attacks on Trump. For example, one early line of attack on Trump during the election campaign was to imply an incestuous interest in his own daughter. This was clearly recycled in Daniels's story:

Yeah. He was like, "Wow, you -- you are special. You remind me of my daughter." You know -- he was like, "You're smart and beautiful, and a woman to be reckoned with, and I like you. I like you."

I don't know about you, but if I was going to try and shag a potentially STD-infested porn star, comparing her to my daughter would not be the first thing that would pop into my head. 

The part where Trump supposedly let her spank him, also, was less than convincing:

Stormy Daniels: Ummm (LAUGH) it started off-- all about him just talking about himself. And he's like-- "Have you seen my new magazine?"

Anderson Cooper: He was showing you his own picture on the cover of a magazine.

Stormy Daniels: Right, right. And so I was like, "Does this-- does this normally work for you?" And he looked very taken-- taken back, like, he didn't really understand what I was saying. Like, I was, "does, just, you know, talking about yourself normally work?" And I was like, "Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it." (LAUGH) And I'll never forget the look on his face. He was like--

Anderson Cooper: What-- what was his look?

Stormy Daniels: Just, I don't think anyone's ever spoken to him like that, especially, you know, a young woman who looked like me. And I said, you know, "Give me that," and I just remember him going, "You wouldn't." "Hand it over." And-- so he did, and I was like, "turn around, drop 'em."

Anderson Cooper: You-- you told Donald Trump to turn around and take off his pants.

Yes, nice story, but sounds kinda made up. It might be true but personally I don't buy it. But even if it's true, so what? It just reinforces Trump's alpha male image as a pussy grabber, despite the playful spanking nonsense. 

What we have to remember here is Daniels' occupation. She is a porn actress. Whatever she does, she does for money. The only interesting question here is not the truth or lies of this story, but who is paying her for pushing it and why.

ROCKY ROAD TO CATALAN INDEPENDENCE: LEADER PUIGDEMOT ARRESTED

All great independence struggles require their leaders to be arrested or otherwise martyred, so the recent arrest of exiled Catalan leader Carles Puigdemont may not be such a big victory for the Spanish government as many think. 

As reported by the Wall Street Journal:

In a dramatic end to a sobering week for Catalonia’s pro-independence forces, former Catalan leader Carles Puigdemont was detained on Sunday by German police who were acting on an international arrest warrant issued by a Spanish judge. The judge wants to force Mr. Puigdemont to return to Spain from his self-imposed exile to stand trial on charges of rebellion against the state for his push to see Catalonia secede. Five other pro-independence leaders who remained in Spain were sent to jail on Friday on rebellion charges, joining other separatists who are also awaiting trial...

He was arrested in Germany on Sunday while driving back to Belgium from a conference he had been attending in Finland. The Spanish National Police force said it coordinated with Spain’s National Intelligence Center to help German police locate Mr. Puigdemont. Separatists say the judicial investigations and arrest warrants are politically motivated and an attempt to weaken their movement rather than uphold Spanish law.

Puigdemont's mistake was staying within the EU, which is of course an increasingly totalitarian collection of states under the control of Germany. In fact it was only a matter of time before this happened. 

The big question is how will this effect the struggle for Catalonia's independence from Spain? Will Puigdemont's imprisonment create a "martyrdom effect" or not? 

The Catalan population can be divided into three groups, namely a hard core of Independence supporters who will never change their views (this group is North of 30%); a group of people who want to stay with Spain (this group is South of 30%); and around 30% of floating voters, who split both ways. 

Back in October 2017, more than 2 million of Catalonia's 5 million voters voted for Independence in a referendum that was not recognised by the Spanish government. 

Right now the third group -- the floating voters -- is a bit sick and tired of the push for independence, but the first group is sticking to its guns and isn't going anywhere. This group is likely to be angered and thus energised by any state repression of Catalan independence leaders that they perceive as unjust. Getting unwittingly arrested may thus be the smartest thing that Puigdemont has done. 

Another key factor will be the general health of the Spanish economy. Right now things aren't too bad, with a reasonably competent right-of-centre government keeping things on track. But if or when Spain enters a period of economic downturn, then it is highly likely that the pro-Independence movement will flare up again. 

NEIL YOUNG HINTS TRUMP SHOULD BE ASSASSINATED OR REMOVED BY A COUP

Prime Boomer cuck Young

Boomer 60s rocker Neil Young, who is now 72, has launched an astounding attack on President Trump in a recent interview with the Daily Beast. The Canadian musician called Trump a "lowlife" and an "animal," and blamed him for what he describes as the chaotic situation of America.

"I don’t see how it can go on," Young moaned. "The man—Trump, the president of the United States—is a mess. He has no balls. He hasn’t got one ball. He literally has nothing. All the bravado, all the you’re fired, you’re fired, all that shit, he doesn’t have the balls to look anybody in the face and tell them anything."

In addition to speculating on Trump's testicular status, he also blamed Trump for harming the environment, and then appeared to call for Trump's assassination:

"That’s my biggest problem with Trump. None of this other shit matters as much. He is an animal. He’s got to go. But you know, the system will take care of him. What a lowlife. No respect for that guy. Every day when I look at the news, I’m hoping somehow he’s gone. That’s the story I’m looking for. I don’t care how it happens. I wouldn’t wish any ill on anybody, but I’d just like to see him out of that office."

Let's be clear here. What Young's words literally mean is that he wants Trump to stop being President well before his term ends. 

There are a limited number of ways in which that could happen. One is assassination, another is a coup d'tat. This is exactly what people are going to think from these words. 

Anyway, what can be said with certainly is that Young is calling for the will of the American public, who voted Trump in, to be ignored, all because they didn't ask him, a renowned Canadian junkie, for his opinion first before voting. 

Really, how much coke does someone have to shove up their nose to have such an inflated sense of their own self importance? If Democracy means anything, it probably means wishing that Neil Young would garrote himself with his own guitar strings.

Here he is counter-signalling the White race in one of his drugged out, historically illiterate choons from the mid-70s:

BRAINWASHED MOBS OF ZOMBIES DESCEND ON WESTERN CITIES

Dead-eyed zombies

Washington DC and other major Western cities around the World ground to a halt yesterday (March 24th) after brainwashed mobs of zombies thronged city centres and shuffled around aimlessly, as their leaders vomited on stage or just stood there.

Vomiting zombie

Just standing there zombie

The zombies held up placards and chanted words, ostensibly about gun control, but really designed to show how totally brainwashed and incapable of independent critical thought they all were.

Taking their cues from the Nuremburg-rally-inspired events, they clapped, chanted, cheered, and cried on cue, like a vast sea of Pavlovian dogs salivating at the ring of a bell.

Zombie Fuhrer David Hogg shortly before the side of his head peeled open to reveal a maggot-infested brain.

Another noted feature of the mass outbreak of zombie activity was the appearance of hand-made signs, clearly made as part of some shitty high school class project, with trite zombie slogans about emotions they never feel and fake facts about gun crime -- also ignoring the obvious racial aspect of most gun violence in America.

Gun crime in America, it should be pointed out here, is clearly on the decline, while limiting guns in any way would greatly weaken basic freedoms at a time when America is heading towards an anarcho-tyranny government, fuelled by mass-imported Third World Democrat voters and constant emotional manipulation of the masses through a gaslighting media.

Teacher approved Zombies.

Towards the end of the day, many of the zombies started to remember they were just walking corpses whose brains had already been eaten away by an emotionally manipulative mass media, and started to lie down so that the natural processes of decomposition could take effect.

TONY HOVATER NOW LEADER OF TRADWORKER PARTY

The Traditionalist Workers Party (TWP) has been leaderless since the skanky scandal that brought down its leader Matthew Heimbach, who may well go to prison. 

But now it seems that the demoralised party, which is notorious in the Alt Right for "bad optics," is attempting to rebuild itself, and even has a new leader.

According to an unnamed source, the new leader is Tony Hovater, a prominent member of the party, who was the subject of a lengthy article in the Mexican-owned New York Times in November last year. 

Hovater is believed to be serving as leader on a provisional basis at present, and it is uncertain whether he will hold the position permanently. Also unknown is how many people left the party following Heimbach's scandal, and whether any of them have come back.

What will be the direction of the new TWP? Will they continue with their "normie-alienating" boot boy image, or will they rush down to Abercrombie & Fitch to invest in some nice polo shirts for the Summer, and start speaking with a Spencerian lisp? 

We don't really know. We only know that anything is possible in the Alt-Right, and that only time will tell.

COMEDIAN RICKY GERVAIS BACKS COUNT DANKULA WITH NAZI CATS

Ricky Gervais, the comic mastermind behind "The Office" and "Extras," has come out in support of Count Dankula, the YouTube Vlogger who was found guilty on Tuesday (20th March) of a "hate crime," for teaching his girlfriend's pug dog to do this:

Not only this, but Gervais has now "mirrored" Count Dankula (real name Mark Meechan) by Tweeting a picture of his own cat, Ollie, engaged in what looks suspiciously like a Hitler salute. 

In fact, Ollie's salute is much more "Nazi-esque" than Buddha the Pug's limp effort.

Gervais's followers responded by posting their own pictures of "Nazi" pets to mock the ridiculous court decision against Meechan. 

Here is a selection taken from the Tweet thread:

Just posting this here might cause another Holocaust.

Why do I suddenly feel like invading Poland?

Don't try this at home.

This means that Gervais, who is internationally famous, is now technically just as guilty of "hate crimes" as Meechan and should share his fate. 

Count Dankula acknowledged Gervais's show of solidarity by Tweeting back with typical Scottish humour:

"Well hello there new cellmate. You got a pretty mouth."

FACIAL ACID NOW AVAILABLE FOR HOME DELIVERY IN LONDON

Previously, to get a faceful of acid in London, one would have to walk around a dodgy part of the city until one of London's many acid gangs rode up on their mopeds to spray you in the face with acid. 

But, now, thanks to a yet another expansion of Britain's dynamic service economy, it is possible to get a faceful of acid from the comfort of one's living room chair. As reported in the Evening Standard:

Police are searching for a gang behind a string of violent burglaries after a family was subjected to a terrifying raid...

The armed gang smashed their way into the property on Cookham Dene Close in Chislehurst on March 5 at 6 pm....

The armed attackers squirted the 81-year-old man in the face with what was believed at the time to be a corrosive substance...

Waving hammers and crowbars, the thieves threatened the family with violence if they did not tell them where they kept their jewellery.

The burglars who came up with this innovative home delivery service are thought to be Irish. As for the family attacked, the only clue is that they were known to have had large amounts of jewellery at home, which would suggest a family of Jewish or South Asian origin.   

Luckily for the victims, one of the family was able to phone for help and the gang left before they could commit even worse crimes.

A teenage girl was dragged upstairs during the raid as the thieves demanded to know where the jewellery was. One member of the family was able to call a family member for help who alerted the police. Once the thieves became aware that the police had been called they fled the scene with the girl's black school bag stuffed with jewellery.

This story shows that thanks to a combination of political correctness and the strains of multiculturalism, London's police are completely overstretched, with the result that crime is now becoming rampant.