Thursday, 16 December 2021

OMICRON DRILLS THROUGH SIX INCHES OF STEEL TO INFECT MAN WEARING MASK

After reports that Omicron spread across a hotel hallway from one fully vaccinated traveler in quarantine to another, even though they had no contact, it has now been revealed that the new strain of Coronavirus managed to dig through several feet concrete, before drilling through six inches of reinforced steel to infect a prisoner in maximum security.  

The ability of the new variant to spread regardless of what measures are taken to restrict it is unnerving health authorities.

Closed-circuit television camera footage from the high security detention facility showed that the prisoner, a Mr. Hannibal Lector, had not left his airtight prison cell or received any visitors.

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ccording to a study published in the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases, the only way the virus could have infected him was by breaking through reinforced concrete and bullet proof glass.

Omicron, with an “unprecedented” number of mutations in the spike protein, has raised concern that it could evade vaccine-induced protection, worsen a surge in Covid cases and frustrate efforts to safely store psychotic liver-eating criminals.

Some 450 researchers around the world have begun urgent studies to understand the extent to which omicron’s mutations may affect the World's precious population of serial killers and may yield answers in a few days, a World Health Organization scientist said last week.

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