CANADA AND GERMANY HOLD ELECTIONS BUT NOBODY EVEN CARES OR NOTICES

 

Following the end of the fun times that started around 2015, when Trump decided to run for President, politics has now become so dull, safe, and mindnumbingly boring that even writing about it is sending me into a deep coma from which I may never awake.

In recent days there have actually been general elections in two of the G-7 nations, namely Canada and Germany!!! But I can't say anyone has noticed. 

In fact, despite all the frenzied stuffing of millions of pieces of paper into ballot boxes, not a single thing has changed. It's still the same rack of ugly mugs, mediocre brains, and worthless airheads that are in charge - minus one or two.  

Really, there's fuck all to see or comment on. I'm not going even mention the minor fluctuations in voter patterns. Because there aren't any!

Voters had no choice or, where they did, they simply voted for the same twat as last time. You know, the one who thinks we need more windmills and immigrants, or else the bland centre-right nonentity in a suit who pretends to go to church with his wife and kids but is secretly gay.

If democracy disappeared up its own arse tomorrow would anyone even wake up and notice, let alone shed a tear? Definitely not.

CHARLIE KIRK STEALS ALT-RIGHT'S CLOTHES WHILE THEY ARE HAVING A "GAY ORGY"

Police in the USA are looking for a man described as a "prominent movement Conservative with pronounced Judayo-Christian values" who is reported to have stolen most of the Alt-Right's clothes while the once important dissident movement was having yet another "same-sex" orgy at their favourite bathhouse. 

One Alt-Right leader told the media that he was just climbing into the "pegging chair" when he caught a glimpse of Kirk through the bathhouse window, making off with all their clothes including their much-cherished "race realist" insights and their almost priceless Great Replacement Theory. 

"Now I have absolutely nothing to wear this Winter except my flimsy Savitri Devi saree. I expect I will probably freeze to death this Winter unless some big brawny stormtrooper can come and keep me and my dog warm." 

Kirk, who has formerly dressed himself in dull and unappealing conservative togs, rather like a golfing caddy, is now believed to be openly sporting the radical new "race realist" attire on his popular podcast where he said:

"The other side has openly admitted that this is about bringing in voters that they want and they like, and, honestly, diminishing and decreasing White demographics in America."

This is exactly the same thing the Alt-Right has been saying for years, although in slightly higher-pitched voices.

Another tearful Alt-Righter with an obviously made-up name recorded an hour-long live stream from his "same-sex" wank cave, lamenting that without his race realism undergarments there was really no reason to live.

"But at least I still have my secret love of Hitler. Luckily Charlie Kirk failed to steal that precious family heir-loom."

Staff at the bathhouse insisted that the crime was not their fault as it is the duty of all patrons to safely lock up their clothes in the lockers provided before engaging in their same-sex activities.

"Luckily the thief didn't steal all the clothes," the manager said. "He dropped a pair of cat ears, which we have now reunited with its rightful owner who was extremely grateful."

Reunited!

Alt-Righter leader Richard Spencer was not present at this particular "same-sex" orgy, as he was busy looking after another man's children. 

Nevertheless he was keen to have his say:

TRUE FRIENDSHIP: GATES STILL VISITING EPSTEIN EVEN THOUGH HE IS DEAD

 

It's not known exactly when Bill Gates first met Jeffrey Epstein. What is known is that even after Epstein was convicted of soliciting sex from a minor in 2008, Gates continued to meet the "Pedo Island" billionaire and possible Mossad operative, despite the fact that Epstein was officially a pedo -- and, even worse, a friend of Prince Andrew!

For example it is well known -- and documented -- that the Microsoft founder, 65, met Epstein at his Manhattan townhouse in 2011, and continued to meet him frequently after that, even handing over large sums of money for Epstein's charity interests. 

Gates was even one of the passengers on the so-called "Lolita Express," Epstein's private jet, which frequently took Epstein's guests to various locations, including his island getaway, where underage women were coerced into providing sexual favours to Epstein's friends.  

Journalists have even speculated Gates's connections with Epstein may be the real reason why Bill's wife Melinda announced their divorce this year after 27 years of marriage. 

But despite losing his wife due to his ties to Epstein and the fact that his friend is dead, it seems that Gates is still meeting his old pal, this time by visiting his frozen head, which is kept in a freezer box at an undisclosed location (see photo reconstruction above).

But should we be surprised by this? The fact that Epstein was a pedo clearly did not stop Gates meeting his old friend, so why would a little thing like death get in the way.

It is not known what Gates and Epstein get up to on these occasions, but it is possible that they discuss such matters as Cryonics, the science of preserving dead people until a cure for their death (or suicide, LOL) can be discovered by scientists.

This ongoing friendship is an example to us all of how to stand by your chums through thick and thin. If they weren't both megalomaniac billionaires bent on perverting science to their dark ends, it would be almost touching.

FEARS GROW FOR "FASH-CATHOLIC" PODCASTER TIM KELLY

Fears are growing for Tim Kelly, the host of the "Our Interesting Times" Fashy Catholic podcast, over concerns that he is no longer podcasting and may be ill (or worse!). 

Usually Kelly podcasts regularly each week, dishing up his WASP-n'-Jew-hating, conspiracy-theory-laced fare, and bringing on a wide variety of fashy,  Catholickly, or just plain eccentric guests, like Eric Striker, E Michael Jones, Mike Enoch and Ryan Dawson. But now there has been a gap of 24 days since his last podcast. 

Despite being a boomer, aged anywhere between 60 and 85, Kelly has also taken a strong anti-vax position on his program in recent months. Could it be he has suffered the bitter irony of catching the Coof himself?

Another possibility is that the potatoes he was growing "off grid" in his garden this year to sustain him were hit by a deadly potato blight causing him to starve to death. 

Update (24th Sept., 2021): A new podcast, recorded at an unknown time, was posted on Kelly's channel today.

AUKUS AND EU GANGING UP AGAINST CHINA IN LINE WITH SCHWAB PLAN

The big news in recent days has been the rise of AUKUS (America, UK, Australia) a new Anglo alliance that aims to serve as a backbone to geopolitical "containment" of China.

The centrepiece of this has been a deal to equip Australia with nuclear-powered subs. But AUKUS will also provide a framework for nations in the Asia-Pacific region, like India, Japan, the Philippines, etc. to counter rising Chinese influence. 

The sub deal also saw Australia cancel a $30 billion deal with France for non-nuclear subs. Since then one of the big questions has been how will France and the EU respond.

While France has made a lot of noise about the cancellation of their sub deal with Australia, the EU is taking a different approach, one that appears to align it completely with AUKUS.

As reported by Reuters:

The European Union set out a formal strategy on Thursday to boost its presence in the Indo-Pacific and counter China's rising power, pledging to seek a trade deal with Taiwan and to deploy more ships to keep open sea routes.

The EU's foreign policy chief Josep Borrell insisted the strategy was also open to China, particularly in areas such as climate change, but diplomats told Reuters that deeper ties with India, Japan, Australia and Taiwan were aimed at limiting Beijing's power.

Borrell also said Wednesday's agreement between the United States, Australia and Britain to establish a security partnership for the Indo-Pacific, in which the EU was not consulted, showed the need for a more assertive foreign policy.

Yes, the EU will be "more assertive" by following in the wake of what Britain, Australia, and the US unilaterally decided to do without them.

"We must survive on our own, as others do," Borrell said as he presented a new EU strategy for the Indo-Pacific region, talking of the "strategic autonomy" that French President Emmanuel Macron has championed.

"I understand the extent to which the French government must be disappointed," he said.

The plan points to EU cooperation with AUKUS through increased economic investment in the region and by EU ships joining in Australian patrols through the South China Sea.

"Given the importance of a meaningful European naval presence in the Indo-Pacific, the EU will explore ways to ensure enhanced naval deployments by its member states in the region," the document said.

Also the plan involves strengthening EU ties with Taiwan in a challenge to Beijing's "One China" policy. EU state Lithuania has already taken a lead in deepening ties with Taiwan.

Yes, make no mistake about it, everyone is ganging up against China.

This is in accord with the plan outlined by Klaus Schwab in his book The Great Re-Set, in which the importance of de-coupling the global economy from China is set out:

This process of reversing globalization will not happen overnight; shortening supply chains will be both very challenging and very costly. For example, a thorough and all-encompassing decoupling from China would require from companies making such a move an investment of hundreds of billions of dollars in newly located factories, and from governments equivalent amounts to fund new infrastructure, like airports, transportation links and housing, to serve the relocated supply chains. Notwithstanding that the political desire for decoupling may in some cases be stronger than the actual ability to do so, the direction of the trend is nonetheless clear. The Japanese government made this obvious when it set aside 243 billion of its 108 trillion Japanese yen rescue package to help Japanese companies pull their operations out of China. On multiple occasions, the US administration has hinted at similar measures.

MEME UPDATE: PRITI PATEL ANNOUNCES BRITAIN'S NEW IMMIGRATION PLAN

IS THE ISRAELI AIR FORCE NOW AFRAID TO BOMB SYRIA?

It was't so long ago that Israel could effortlessly invade the airspace of its Syrian neighbour, and bomb WTF it liked. But those days seem to be over, following increased assistance from Russia.

This has seen Syrian air defences upgraded to the point where they can now lock onto and track Israeli F-35 jets -- and shoot them down if necessary. 

Syrian air defences had already become so tight that recent Israeli missile attacks launched by its jets saw over 90% of the missiles launched destroyed in the air. But more recently Syria's ability to track and electronically impede the guidance systems of the jets seems to have increased.

As explained by YouTuber and independent journalist Borzzikman:

According to Borzzikman, in a recent incident an Israeli F-35 jet was tracked by Syria's S-200 Missile Defence system despite the jet's stealth defences.

The Israelis have said this was because it was mounting external fuel tanks. But whether this is true or not, one thing is clear, the military-technology gap between Syria and Israel has sharply narrowed, making it much riskier for Israel's air force to infringe Syrian sovereignty.

MEME UPDATE: THE ULTIMATE HERESY

WHO IS LYING, VAX-HATING RAPPER SLUT OR ORWELLIAN ANTI-FREE SPEECH SITE TWITTER?

Nicki Minaj, a booty-twerking slut rapper, has claimed that she was "put in Twitter jail" after she tweeted doubts and concerns about the effects of covid vaccines. 

The 39-year-old mother-of-one recently tweeted: 

They want you to get vaccinated for the Met. if I get vaccinated it won’t for the Met. It’ll be once I feel I’ve done enough research. I’m working on that now. In the meantime my loves, be safe. Wear the mask with 2 strings that grips your head & face. Not that loose one 🙏♥️

She also tweeted fears that the vax makes men impotent and swells their balls:

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

Minaj then claimed on Instagram that she was suspended from Twitter and vowed never to use the site again: 

However, just as everyone was getting incensed at how evil (a) Minaj was for spreading "medical disinformation" or (b) Twitter was for crushing a "proud Black woman's free speech (Big Tech are the real racists)," the story became a little more unclear, with Twitter claiming that they hadn't in fact kicked Minaj off their platform.

So, who is lying here, the vax-hating Rapper slut or the Orwellian anti-free-speech site? I think we should be told.

BRIT GOVERNMENT ENDORSES UNWORKABLE "PUSH BACK" STRATEGY AGAINST MIGRANT BOATS

Britain's increasingly Indian cabinet is being forced to take a stance against the rising tide of illegal immigration breaking on the Southern shores of the tiny and crowded North Atlantic island. 

Home Secretary (Minister of the Interior) Priti Patel is reported to have endorsed a policy of pushing back the migrant boats that have been dumping a growing number of illegal Third World immigrants on Britain's overstretched welfare system.

As reported by the mainstream press:
   

Priti Patel has sanctioned the use of controversial “pushback” tactics to intercept and turn round migrants’ small boats mid-Channel to prevent them reaching the UK.

The Home Secretary has secured legal advice for Border Force vessels to start redirecting migrant boats away from UK waters and back towards France, where the French will have to return them to shore.

The move puts her on collision course with the French who have consistently refused to intercept or turn back migrant boats and instead escorted them to British waters. They claim such tactics would be a breach of trust, illegal under international maritime law and dangerous to life.

The new strategy, already extensively trialled for months by Border Force at sea, has been backed by Boris Johnson, who told MPs on Wednesday that the Government was going to “use every possible tactic at our disposal to stop what I think is a vile trade”.

Sea training by Border Force, and overseen by the Royal Marines, is due to conclude this month, weather permitting. Sources said that the tactics were ready to deploy as soon as practical and safe.

But don't expect too much as the UK government's hands are tied by all sorts of stupid and undemocratic international treaties, and the French will be a lot better at this sort of game than the humane and compassionate Brits.

In fact, that's exactly why the migrants want to come to the UK in the first place, because Brits are seen as a "soft touch" compared to the French. 

Border Force has told ministers it will be able to deploy “turnarounds” only when they deem them safe to do so. They are likely to be restricted to sturdier, bigger migrant boats and used only in “very limited circumstances.” A source said: “It is a deterrent, not a silver bullet.”

Lucy Moreton, the professional officer for the ISU trade union for borders, customs and immigration workers, said it would be “exceptionally rare” because it was so dangerous and its use potentially so limited that it could be a “waste of time and money”.

Yeh, this story is practically meaningless. All that the migrants would have to do to ensure getting safely to Britain is to jump in the sea for a few seconds -- or just threaten to.

The number of fake refugess invading the UK's southern shores this year is set to pass 14,000 this year, compared with 8,400 for the whole of 2020. The Home Office confirmed 785 migrants on Monday (6th Sept), the second highest daily total this year after 828.

In related news, non-Third-World women continued to have less than 1.5 kids per woman for approximately the 50th year in a row.

Bullshit artists Boris Johnson and Priti Patel

SMOKING GUN: "PLANDEMIC" CONSPIRACY THEORISTS PROVED RIGHT AFTER PSAKI SLIP OF TONGUE

BBC ADMITS IT IS A FILTHY LIAR WHOSE WORDS HAVE THE SAME INTRINSIC VALUE AS POOP

The BBC has been forced to admit that it lied (again) after it pushed the fake news narrative that Syria was inexplicably gassing people so that NATO could bomb the fuck out of it.

As reported by the Daily Mail:
 

The BBC has admitted that a Radio 4 documentary on an alleged chemical weapon attack in Syria contained serious inaccuracies. The Corporation's Executive Complaints Unit (ECU) upheld a protest from Mail on Sunday columnist Peter Hitchens following last November's broadcast of Mayday: The Canister On The Bed. Last week – nearly ten months after the broadcast – the ECU delivered its finding that the BBC was wrong to insinuate that 'Alex' was motivated to go public about his doubts over the attack by the prospect of a $100,000 (£72,000) reward from the whistleblowing website WikiLeaks. No such reward was ever paid, according to WikiLeaks.

The BBC also accepted it had no evidence to back up its claim that 'Alex', a highly qualified and apolitical scientist, believed the attack in Douma, which prompted retaliatory missile strikes by Britain, the US and France, had been staged.

Essentially the BBC has admitted that it is totally full of crap, with zero standards. This is obvious because the "documentary" was put together by this:

Her name is Chloe Hadjimatheou. WTF? Basically a middle class White woman who got her gig at the BBC by (a) being a woman, and (b) filling in an unpronounceable ethnic name on the application form.

 
And these are the kind of lies that led directly to people dying in bombing attacks on Syria.

But that's small stuff compared to the fact that the BBC has always sheltered and promoted paedos.

Don't believe me? Take a look at this building:

Recognize it? Yes, it's the BBC's HQ in London.

Take a closer look at that interesting statue right over the doorway:

WTF, a bearded man holding a naked kid!!! Perfectly innocent, surely?

Carved by someone else, probably yes. In fact, it's supposed to be a wizard and his apprentice. But when you learn that it was carved by an actual pedophile, that puts quite another slant on things, doesn't it? 

The statue is by this man, Eric Gill:

Yes, that's a flute the kid is holding, read into that what you like.

Gill was as weird as they come. Indeed, he was something of a trailblazer for the contemporary Left, which shares a lot of his proclivities.

He is on record as having an incestuous relationship with his own sister and two of his daughters, and did so when they were still children.

And if that's not enough for you, he even sexually abused or possibly raped the family dog.

RICHARD SPENCER STRENUOUSLY DENIES BEING SCARED OF SMALL PUNY JEWISH WOMAN

Following a story in the New York Times that claimed Richard Spencer was terrified of a small woman of Red Sea Pedestrian heritage, the leader of the small damp patch that used to be the Alt-Right has come out with a scathing video claiming he is "just a normal guy" and "can't we just all get along together."

The article "How a Small Town Silenced a Neo-Nazi Hate Campaign" effectively claimed that Spencer skulked around his home town, being booed by angry residents rather in the manner of a Victorian pantomime villain.

"Mr. Muhlfeld [the Mayor] said he had last seen Mr. Spencer in 2019, skiing at the mountain resort. “He walked into the Summit House and summarily was booed by pretty much everyone,” Mr. Muhlfeld said, referring to a restaurant there."

Richard Spencer as viewed by Whitefish residents

It also quoted local Jewish estate agent Tanya Gersh gloating:

“I have bumped into him, and he runs — that’s actually a really good feeling.”

Ms Gersh is a small, plump Jewish woman with an uncanny resemblance to a matzo ball. Don't take my word for it, just check out the picture she selected for the New York Times article. My guess is this is one of her best photos.

But Spencer, the leader of the small damp patch that was once the Alt-Right has hit back at the Mainstream Media onslaught with an Odysee video in which he claims, in a very relaxed high-pitched voice, that he is not afraid of Jews (and does not think that they literally have tails).

The hit piece in the New York Times comes just a few weeks before Spencer goes on trial next month in Charlottesville, Virginia, over the wide range of events, involving multiple parties, that took place on a sunny August day in 2017. In one of these many incidents an obese woman died. The MSM wants everyone to believe that Spencer literally killed her so that the trial will result in the maximum possible penalties for Spencer. 

Nowadays, Spencer likes to pose as an innocent Leftie and Antifa sympathizer who was cruelly used and abused by evil meanie Andrew Anglin, who trolled Tanya Gersh and other Jews in Whitefish with Nazi memes and death threats starting in December 2016. But the reality is that Spencer fully cooperated with Anglin and was fully behind the Nazi-ward trend in the Alt-Right, having promoted it consistently from Heilgate (Nov 2016) onwards. 

Here is Spencer on December 2016 having a cosy chat with evil Nazi Andrew Anglin and oddly Jewish Nazi Mike Enoch.

Then of course there is this:

"RICHARD SPENCER IS A TOTAL NAZI PIECE OF SHIT" - JASON KESSLER

And this:

And not forgetting this: