In the movie "Idiocracy" it takes America a full 500 years to become a country full of morons ruled by idiots. The latest news from the Democratic primaries show that present day America has rapidly outstripped that timeline and could arrive at the point depicted in the movie in less than a year.
Here is Joe Biden:
Yes, he doesn't even know what office he is running for. The man is clinically senile, but no one seems to care.
And to prove it, here are the latest primary results -- almost a clean sweep for Biden:
Biden has also been endorsed by even more Democrats, including the Alt-Right's former favourite Andrew Yang, who has "done the Math":
Former Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang endorsed Joe Biden live on CNN on Tuesday night, calling him "the right man for the job to help us not just defeat Donald Trump, but govern the country in the years ahead."
"I believe that Joe Biden will be the Democratic nominee and I've always said I'm going to support whoever the nominee is," Yang said. "So I hereby am endorsing Joe Biden to be not just the nominee for the Democratic Party but the next president of the United States."
Sanders may soldier on a little longer in the hope that the masses will finally wake up and realise how senile his opponent is, but if they haven't realised yet, then I doubt it's going to happen. Don't underestimate the low-information of the low-information voter.
Long story short, it is now inevitable that Sanders will bend the knee and hand over his war chest to a man who probably doesn't even remember which party he's in, or what he says on a day-to-day or minute-by-minute basis.
Bernie is going to do exactly what he did in 2016.
Long story short, it is now inevitable that Sanders will bend the knee and hand over his war chest to a man who probably doesn't even remember which party he's in, or what he says on a day-to-day or minute-by-minute basis.
Bernie is going to do exactly what he did in 2016.
The really absurd point is that Biden has the entire media behind him, and even has a fair-to-medium chance of beating Trump, who, whatever his faults, is not a deranged, drooling moron.
Yup, right now, even this guy from 500 years in the future would be a better pick than Biden:
But don't worry he'll probably be the VP pick. That's if Hillary isn't available.
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| President Camacho from "Idiocracy" |
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