SHOCK AS SMALL, RAT-FACED MAN WHOSE WIFE CUCKS HIM IS DENIED A PEERAGE

Britain is in shock after a small, rat-faced man, whose wife constantly cucks him, was not automatically elevated to the House of Lords. 

The reason for this is that the small, rodent-featured individual is ex-Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow. 

Usually when Speakers step down they are automatically made Lords, but Bercow is no ordinary ex-Speaker. During his term in office he openly sided with Remainers and constantly tried to derail Brexit in a desperate attempt to get some new "frens." 

As a Conservative MP before becoming Speaker, it is up to Conservative Prime Minister Boris Johnson to nominate him for a peerage, but Johnson obviously thinks "Fuck the little twat, not on my watch." 

Outgoing Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has tried to stir the shit by nominating the slimy little cunt, even though Bercow was never even a member of the Labour Party. But the good news is Johnson isn't budging and is refusing to put the arsewipes's vile name forward to the Queen. 

Making it easier to snub the worthless cockroach is the fact that a former assistant, who is a Lord, has made official charges of "bullying" against Bercow:

As reported by PoliticsHome:

John Bercow has been formally accused of bullying by the man who served as his most senior official.

The Times reports that the former Commons Speaker is the subject of an official complaint to the parliamentary commissioner for standards by Lord Lisvane, who served as chief clerk of the House of Commons until 2014.

But the ex-Speaker, who has been nominated for a peerage by Labour, said the timing of the complaint was "curious".

According to The Times, the complaint from Lord Lisvane details incidents in which Mr Bercow allegedly bullied and "humiliated" staff, including using inappropriate language.

The complaint would make Lord Lisvane the most senior official to file a formal complaint against the ex-Speaker, who has long denied allegations of bullying.

Personally, I'm waiting to see what his lovely wife Sally, comes up with, as she has been cucking him for years. Here's just a sample:

There are also rumoured to be "rude" drawings of her in the toilets of the House of Commons.

Now that the poisoned dwarf is being thrown on the parliamentary scrapheap expect a lot more bad karma to catch up with him and give the little tyke a good kicking. 

"Ordure, ordure!"

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