"DEAL OF THE CENTURY" HITS AFGHANISTAN AS U.S. "BRIBES" TALIBAN TO GET BACK BODIES

The controversy over the downed US spy plane in Afghanistan continues, with different explanations for why the plane crashed. 

What is incontrovertible however is that the plane crashed in Taliban-controlled territory and that it would be extremely dangerous for US forces to go there, whether by land or by helicopter.

Now the Pentagon is claiming that it has recovered the bodies and black box from the site.

As reported by 21stCenturyWire:

Yesterday, US officials announced their successful reconnaissance mission to the crash site for USAF Bombardier E-11A spy plane recently downed over Taliban-controlled Ghazni province in Afghanistan.

U.S. military command in Kabul claim to have recovered the bodies of two U.S. service members on Tuesday of this week, from the site of an American surveillance plane crash in Taliban-controlled territory in Afghanistan.

In addition, they have indicated that to the flight data recorder was also retrieved from the crash site, but that the plane’s remains were destroyed.

The US say the cause of the crash is unknown and deny any Taliban involvement, stating that, “there are no indications the crash was caused by enemy fire.”

However, there seems to be much more to this story than the Pentagon is letting on. The trepidation we’re seeing could be for a number of obvious reasons, either strategic or political…

As 21stCenturyWire points out, there is something not quite right about this story. 

The Pentagon is basically asking us to believe that US forces landed safely and completely unmolested in the area, and then had all the time they needed to recover the bodies. Furthermore, according to a statement from U.S. Forces-Afghanistan, were..."treated with dignity and respect by the local Afghan community, in accordance with their culture."

Oh, yeh, and there were only two people on the plane. This make of spy plane typically has a 4-man flight crew (2 is a minimum crew) and carries 8-19 other personnel.

How stupid do they think the average American is? 

For an intelligent person with some knowledge of the war in Afghanistan, this bullshit is laughable. It is obviously part of a desperate attempt at "narrative control" by the Trump/ Deep State Administration that now runs America. 

With the US trying to face down Iran in Iraq and pushing a fake Palestinian-Israeli Peace Deal that is designed to fail in order to prop up the faltering position of its closest ally Benjamin Netanyahu, the last thing the US needs is a "bad optics" incident in Afghanistan that ups the pressure for a speedy pull-out. 

The most likely explanation here is that the US probably bribed the local Taliban warlord with a shitload of cash -- and possibly weapons too -- in order to be allowed onto the crash site without sustaining even more casualties. 

By claiming to have retrieved the black box, the US military can now cook up a susequent story that the plane wasn't shot down at all, and instead just decided to dive into the ground for no reason whatsoever or through engine failure. 

Yes, nothing to see here. Just the usual skulduggery that the Deep State and US Empire is already world famous for.

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CORONA VIRUS: RAINING CATS AND DOGS IN CHINESE PLAGUE CITY

Shocking photos circulating on the internet appear to show a new, disturbing trend in the disease stricken city of Wuhan, the epicentre of the corona virus outbreak. Many pet owners now appear to be killing their pets as a measure to prevent infection from the virus, which is thought to be carried by cats and dogs in addition to other smaller mammals like bats. 

Even worse -- as many residents in the 12-million-people city live in high rise apartment blocks -- they are simply throwing their pets out of windows and off balconies to land on the streets below where many pets are killed and injured.

The above photo shows where several pets have landed and are either dead or are dying, like this poor dog, which was until recently somome's loved and overfed pet:

Meanwhile other dog owners, out walking their pets, faced with this spectacle, are being forced to think about the potential danger their pets pose to the family and consider whether they too will have to take such drastic action. 

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PEAK WOKE: TV PRESENTER FORCED TO QUIT AFTER QUOTING...SHAKESPEARE

Step 1 – TV presenter tweets using a quote from Shakespeare.

Step 2 – One person complains to the presenter’s bosses that the quote is offensive and racist

Step 3 – TV presenter is forced to quit his job.

The TV presenter is veteran ITV newsreader Alastair Stewart who is stepping down from his presenting duties following “errors of judgment in [Alastair’s] use of social media”, ITN has said.

The presenter – who deleted his Twitter account before the announcement – said in a statement: “It was a misjudgement which I regret, but it’s been a privilege to bring the news to households throughout the UK for the past 40 years.”

In an internal email, ITN staff were told that the decision, also backed by ITV, followed behaviour that breached ITN’s editorial guidelines.

ITN declined to provide details of Stewart’s behaviour. But his departure comes three weeks after a public social media spat in which he sent a Shakespeare quote to a black Twitter user including the phrase “angry ape”.

The full passage from the play Measure for Measure reads:

‘But man, proud man,
‘Dress’d in a little brief authority,
‘Most ignorant of what he’s most assur’d—
‘His glassy essence—like an angry ape
‘Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
‘As makes the angels weep; who, with our spleens,
‘Would all themselves laugh mortal’

The complaint was made by Martin Shapland, a 34 year old “policy manager” at the London based Institution of Civil Engineers. After Stewart’s tweet, Shapland wrote: 

“Just an ITV newsreader referring to me as an ape with the cover of Shakespeare … Alistair is a disgrace.”

ITV suits were quick to get Alastair Stewart removed from his news anchor role. Some have speculated there were other motives as his colleagues have been publicly coming to his defence. Stewart has spent his entire career mentoring people from all backgrounds.

Mr. Shapland appears to be one of those people who are permanently offended and particularly finds white people offensive as his Twitter history reveals. He bemoans “white privilege” a term liberally used by those who have a massive chip on their shoulder. Shapland has deleted his vile Twitter feed but not before it was captured for eternity.

In reality the people with “privilege” are those from or claiming to be from special protected minority groups and who are using that new founded privilege by playing the race card, a handy device used by spiteful individuals to get their victims castigated and vilified by a compliant media who love to use the term “race row” on their front pages, people investigated by the police and sacked by bosses who have no moral backbone.

Shapland’s petulant actions may well backfire. Questions should be asked of the Institution of Civil Engineers (ICE) if one of their manager’s actions is representative of that august body. It must be an uncomfortable environment for “white people” with a hectoring self-important avowed anti-white racist such as Shapland in the workplace.

Details on how to contact the ICE can be found here on the ICE website.

Also published at Civil Liberty

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CORONA PLAGUE: SHIP WITH 7,000 ON BOARD QUARANTINED IN ITALY

The corona virus looks set to be become bigger than SARS ever was. The latest news is that a cruise ship with 7,000 people on board is now under quarantine in an Italian port after a Chinese female passenger went down with apparent symptoms.

As reported by the Mail (beware, lots of pop-ups):

An Italian cruise ship with 7,000 people on board is being held off the coast after a Chinese woman fell ill with a suspected case of coronavirus.

The Costa Smeralda vessel is currently being held in port at Civitavecchia, 35 miles north of Rome, after a 54-year-old woman from Macau came down with a fever.

She and her husband, who is not thought to have symptoms, were immediately placed in solitary confinement and have been tested for the virus.

The couple have been placed in separate isolated rooms in the ship's medical bay, Repubblica reports.

Test results are due this afternoon, with other passengers barred from leaving the ship until they come back.

The ship is believed to be carrying around 6,000 passengers, along with another 1,000 crew members.

Of those, 751 are though to be Chinese, of which 374 embarked in Savona. 

The virus has now spread around the World and is clearly more virulent than SARS, going by simple comparison graphs:

2019-nCov = Coronavirus 

There is every possibility now of the virus reaching a poor Third World country where efforts to contain it will be much more difficult. 

Politically the worse this virus gets the more damage there will be to the globalist agenda of the free mass movement of people. So, terrible as things may get, there is also something of an upside.

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TRUMP'S CRAPPY BORDER FENCE BLOWS OVER IN LIGHT BREEZE

There has been a lot of criticism of Trump's new so-called "border wall," with many Trump detractors calling it "just a fence." Trump supporters, meanwhile, have bravely defended the metal slat design, saying that it allows border guards to see what is happening on the other side of the border (as if drones would do it better). 

But doubts about the effectiveness of the "Wall" have now soared after a section of it apparently fell over in a light breeze.

As reported by CNN:

Newly installed panels from the US border wall fell over in high winds Wednesday, landing on trees on the Mexican side of the border.

The area is part of an ongoing construction project to improve existing sections of the wall.

Agent Carlos Pitones of the Customs and Border Protection sector in El Centro, California, told CNN that the sections that gave way had recently been set in a new concrete foundation in Calexico, California. The concrete had not yet cured, according to Pitones, and the wall panels were unable to withstand the windy conditions.

The National Weather Service reports that winds in the area gusted as high as 37 mph Wednesday. Video from CNN affiliate KYMA shows the metal panels leaning against trees adjacent to a Mexicali, Mexico, street as the wind whips up dirt from the construction site on the other side of the border.

"We are grateful there was no property damage or injuries," said Pitones.

Customs and Border Protection says local Mexicali officials diverted traffic from the area of the accident, and the agency is working with the Mexican government on the next steps to right the wall. Pitones said it is not currently known how long the construction work in the area will need to be suspended in order to allow for cleanup.

So the story is "high winds" and "wet concrete." LOL, even that sounds bad. 

But, since this was CNN, we thought it advisable to do a basic fact check, so we looked at the weather conditions for that time and area. Here is the data for Calexico on Wednesday (29th Jan):

And here is the data for Mexicali on the same date:

Notice the top wind speed mentioned -- 7 mph. 

OK, just possibly it may have gusted to a higher speed for a few, brief seconds, but 37 mph seems a stretch. It is clear there was nothing more sustained than a light breeze the whole day, yet the wall fell over until it was literally held up by some small trees. 

I guess that settles the great debate on whether it is a wall or a fence.

Either this is a shoddy design with shit foundations that a cat could dig under or it is being built by a gang of idiots. Probably both. 

Whatever the case, this so-called "wall," which will only cover a few tens of miles by the time of the 2020 election, is going to provide a very weak base for Trump's re-election campaign.

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TRUMP'S EXCITING NEW MIDDLE EAST PEACE PLAN UNVEILED

After centuries of conflict and terrorism, peace in the middle East is finally at hand, after President Trump unveiled his brilliant Peace Plan (detail above) on Twitter. 

Using a network of "special" roads and underground "tubes," tunnels, wires, time travel portals, and pieces of string, the Plan, which has been rightly dubbed "The Deal of the Century," aims to connect up hundreds of tiny, badly-located Jewish settler enclaves, while isolating the Palestinians from the outside world.

No, it's not a map of the coronavirus
outbreak. This is what peace looks like.

The Plan, which is thought to be mainly the work of Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner, is the most perfect example of gerrymandering yet known to man, and is almost certain to have Palestinians and Israelis living cheek-by-jowl in perfect peace 'n' harmony.

This is because a key part of the Plan involves giving both groups, Jewish Settlers and Palestinians alike, special "goggles" that have been designed to filter out the existence of the other group. 

This means that even though they will occupy overlapping territory and may even live in the same houses, there will be absolutely no chance of them seeing each other. 

Palestinian and Israeli living together in perfect harmony 
thanks to special "ethnic cleansing" glasses.

Soothing aromatherapy will also be used to create a range of passive and quiescent moods in the two populations, intensifying the "peaceful coexistence" experience.

An additional bonus of the plan is that the intricate borders and special access routes will create fascinating patterns that can best be enjoyed from space. 

Access route to a Jewish kibbutz located in the middle of Hebron.

Now, where's that Nobel Peace Prize for Mr. Trump?

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PATHETIC U.S. IMPERIALISTS PLANNING TO "HEROICALLY" BOMB OWN CRASHED PLANE

No man left behind?

There has never been a more cowardly empire in World history than that of America. 

If proof were needed, just look at the situation surrounding the downed spy plane in Afghanistan plane. 

Whether it crashed or was shot down is not important. What is important is that it came down in Taliban territory, and the U.S. is keen to recover the wreckage. But rather than send in crack U.S. troops, some of whom would undoubtedly get killed and add to the existing death toll, the U.S. sent in its pathetic proxy troops of Afghan traitors. 

Needless to say they were not a match for the hardened Taliban fighters who were waiting for them. 

As reported by the Daily Mirror:

US-backed Afghan government forces and Taliban fighters clashed as the troops tried to gain access to the wreckage of a US military plane.

The security forces were reportedly ambushed by the Taliban, which controls the territory where the jet crashed in central Ghazni province, a police chief claims...

Afghan and foreign troops were planning to conduct an operation to access the wreckage in snow-covered Deh Yak district, where the plane went down on Monday afternoon...

Afghan special forces, rescuers and air crash investigators have been unable to access the site.

Whatever happened to "No man left behind," dudes? The boomers will never forgive you.

The U.S. military is particularly keen to access the crash site because there are reports that the CIA operative who planned the assassination of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani was one of those on board:

Meanwhile, Iranian state TV claimed a top CIA chief who orchestrated the assassination of an Iranian general was killed in the crash, without providing any evidence.

The CIA declined to comment on claims that Michael D’Andrea, who was involved in the hunt for Osama bin Laden and is nicknamed the "Dark Prince", was on board the jet and among those killed.

D'Andrea, the head of CIA operations against Iran, Afghanistan and Iraq, is said to have planned America's killing of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani, who was killed in a US drone strike in Baghdad earlier this month.

Too bad they don't have the balls to go into Taliban territory to get him back, but you can't blame them. This is a country in the middle of nowhere that has nothing to do with American interests.

So what is Uncle Sam's next brilliant move? Apparently U.S. forces are planning to "heroically" bomb the crash site. What, really? Yes, really!

Ghazni provincial police chief Khalid Wardak told Reuters that security forces were ambushed by the Taliban on Tuesday.

He added: "As per our information, there are four bodies and two on board were alive and they are missing."

The Afghan troops were given an order to retreat, he said, adding that airborne action is to be taken instead.

Yes, "airborne action." As the Taliban have pegged out the site and turned it into a kill zone, that is extremely unlikely to involve airborne troops landing from helicopters. They would be sitting ducks. 

No, a far more likely scenario is that the Yanks will drop a few big bombs to obliterate the site of their shame and humiliation and fly back to hide inside their fortified bases.

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BOLTON FINALLY GETS TO DROP A "BOMB" BUT IT'S A DUD

Neocon John Bolton was all about dropping bombs, usually on screaming, bleeding civilians, clutching the mangled corpses of their babies in their arms. So, it was a real blow a few months ago when Trump had to let him go as "National Security Adviser" (sic). 

But Bolton had a fresh chance to drop a "bomb" -- a metaphorical one -- on his old boss at the Senate Impeachment Trial, cooked up by the President's Democrat opponents. Bolton's revelations could potentially back up the absurd impeachment charges that Trump "coerced" the Ukrainian President to sabotage his "political rival," Joe Biden.

The Bolton "bombshell" couldn't be delivered direct into the impeachment trial, as the Dems had blocked witnesses in their attempt to further protect the Bidens, so instead it had to be delivered by a "leak," boosted by a hyperventilating Trump-hating media. But, unfortunately for the Dems and their Neocon allies, the Bolton bombshell looks like a dud.

So what is the substance of the Bolton leak? Over to you New York Times:

President Trump told his national security adviser in August that he wanted to continue freezing $391 million in security assistance to Ukraine until officials there helped with investigations into Democrats including the Bidens, according to an unpublished manuscript by the former adviser, John R. Bolton.

The president’s statement as described by Mr. Bolton could undercut a key element of his impeachment defense: that the holdup in aid was separate from Mr. Trump’s requests that Ukraine announce investigations into his perceived enemies, including former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. and his son Hunter Biden, who had worked for a Ukrainian energy firm while his father was in office.

Mr. Bolton’s explosive account of the matter at the center of Mr. Trump’s impeachment trial, the third in American history, was included in drafts of a manuscript he has circulated in recent weeks to close associates. He also sent a draft to the White House for a standard review process for some current and former administration officials who write books.

"Explosive"? LOL, they wish. Bolton's so-called "revelations" add nothing to what we already know, which is that (a) there was no actual coercion on the Ukrainian President (check the telephone transcripts for details) and (b) even if there had been, the main focus should have been -- and should still be  -- the actual corruption the Bidens were apparently involved in.

In fact, this whole case is working to Trump's advantage because it does nothing but force the media to continually mention probable crimes by the Bidens that the media would prefer to just drop down the memory hole. 

This impeachment process and the dirt it rightly throws on Joe Biden is one of the reasons why Bernie Sanders has now overtaken him in the betting odds (more reliable than polls which are often cooked to suit the agenda of the media outlets that pay for them). 

The latest odds give Bernie a 3.4 point lead and puts him ahead of "Sleepy Joe":

Yes, this impeachment trial works to Trump's benefit, as a Sanders nomination would effectively divide and weaken the Democrat Party, energising the base maybe, while it alienated the leadership and party establishment. 

But even if the Sanders surge can be beaten off, this can only be done at the cost of alienating a huge segment of Democrat voters. Either way it's looking like a win-win for Trump.

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BRAVE AFGHAN NATIONALISTS DOWN IMPERIALIST SPOOK JET

The Taliban, a heroic group of Afghani freedom fighters, has claimed that they shot down a CIA spy plane killing all personnel on board. 

Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahed said:

"A special American aircraft which was flying over Afghanistan for an intelligence mission was technically shot down by the Taliban." 

Mujahed said the crash occurred in the Taliban-controlled Sado Khel area of the Deh Yak district in Ghazni province on Monday (27th Jan.), adding that "all on board including high-ranking CIA officers were killed." 

Earlier reports had claimed that the plane was an Ariana Airliner, but the airline quickly denied it. 

Then there was a rumour that it was just a military transport plane with two pilots that had crashed. 

Now footage of the crash has emerged allowing aviation experts to identify it as a U.S. Air Force E-11A BACN (Battlefield Airborne Communications Node), which backs the Taliban claim that "high ranking US military personnel" and "CIA members" would have been on board.

If this turns out to be true, this will be a major blow to the US Empire, which is still dragging its feet in Afghanistan four long years after US President Trump promised US voters to reverse America's Neocon imperialism. 

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LITTLE MAMBA SAFE AFTER KOBE CRASH

Little Mamba is understood to be sedated.

Following the tragic helicopter crash, in which basketball legend Kobe Bryant and a number of other people travelling with him died, including one of his daughters, it has been revealed that Little Mamba, the star's puppet alter ego, has luckily survived. 

At the time of the accident, which occurred in foggy weather, possibly caused by climate change, Little Mamba was travelling to the same location by limousine. This was due to a fear of flying connected to an incident in which he inadvertently viewed the 2006 Samuel L. Jackson thriller "Snakes on a Plane."

"Snakes on a Plane" - traumatic

The lilac-coloured serpent most notably co-starred with Bryant on the TV show "Canvas City," where many critics think the penile-shaped puppet stole the show from the 6'6" former Laker's star. 

It is now hoped that Little Mamba, whom Christian evangelicals once accused of being a "Satanic dick monster," will now step into Bryant's shoes, and continue endorsing the many multi-million-dollar products that Bryant once endorsed, like Nike shoes, McDonald's hamburgers, and Sikorsky helicopters, all of which have extremely proactive "affirmative action" hiring programs.

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AMAZON DIGS NAZIS AND PEDOS (AS LONG AS THEY ARE INDIAN AND JAPANESE)

Amazon is a funny company. In the West it is generally pretty "woke," supporting a lot of the soft Leftism of gay empowerment, White guilt, mass immigration, etc. This can be seen in the programs it produces for Amazon Prime.

However in other parts of the World it is a different story. 

In Japan the company has no qualms about pandering to the pedo culture, as this page for a child sex doll on Amazon Japan shows:

There are plenty others.

In India meanwhile, Amazon is quite happy to make dramas celebrating historical figures whom many would regard as fascists and Nazis.

The dude holding Hitler's hand in this picture is Subhas Chandra Bose. 

Here he is enjoying a laugh with Heinrich Himmler the man supposedly in charge of the SS and all the Nazi "death camps":

Nice!

Bose was also the leader of the army heroically depicted below in this trailer for a new Amazon Prime series:

Bose and his army may well have been heroic. Who knows? But the point is that this is a guy who was drinking from the same cup as Hitler and Himmler, and siding with the Imperialist Japanese. But suddenly that's all OK with Amazon, which regularly deplatforms mild-mannered nationalists in the West, simply because it thinks a lot of Indians might be interested in buying this drama. 

How's that for flexibility?

Pretty interesting company, Amazon. I can see now why someone would want to hack Jeff Bezos's phone.

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CORONA VIRUS NOW JUST 327 MILES FROM EMILY THORNBERRY

The deadly Corona Virus is now reported to be closer than ever to Emily Thornberry, Britain's least liked and most loathed politician, who is paradoxically running to become leader of the Labour Party.

The news comes after reports that the Chinese super-virus had reached Edinburgh, where five people are now under observation for symptoms. 

If the disease has indeed reached Edinburgh, this means it is only 327 miles from Thornberry's Islington South and Finsbury constituency, greatly narrowing the chances of the Labour MP, who is widely considered to be a fat sneering hypocrite, being infected. 

Of course, in such a battle there could only be one winner, as no virus could survive contact with such a toxic individual, who would therefore unwittingly save the world with her coarse laughter, tank-like physiognomy, dead-eyed sneer, and all round aura of putrid vileness.

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