EVIL REPUBLICANS DECLARE WAR ON HOLY FESTIVAL OF IMPEACHMAS

Please let this old lady have some fun.

The evil, Christian Republican Party has declared war on the holy cat lady festival of Impeachmas. 

This solemn and moving event is held every year (since 2019) by rootless Democrats and atheistic Trump haters who come together -- or more usually open a bottle of wine alone -- to celebrate the coming of the long-awaited Spirit of Impeachment.

This year the Impeachmas festivities kicked off with the traditional House impeachment vote. This was supposed to bring the nation together around a warm bonfire of common sense standards of justice and legal sanity, but immediately the Grinch who Stole Impeachmas, in the form of GOP Senators, refused to join in the cosy constitutional conflagration.

Luckily their attempt to vote down Impeachmas was defeated by Democrat true believers who cheered and laughed as the vote was pushed through.

But before the Dems could enjoy the warm, fuzzy, feel-good glow that comes with Impeaching Orange Man Bad, the Grinch who Stole Impeachmas struck again, reminding them with his evil laugh that Impeachmas would be stopped this year in the Senate. 

Really, is nothing sacred?

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