Internet blood sports can now fold up its napkins, put away its table mats, and be safely stored in the back of the cupboard for the rest of eternity after reaching its climatic form last Friday in a mind-bending episode in which original "shit magnet" and wife beater Jim Goad (57) went head-to-head with Alt-Right legend, "Flip-fucker," and esteemed publisher Matt Forney (30) over who was the biggest piece of shit on the internet ever.
From the first, this was a battle of the heavyweights as both Forney and Goad have got on the wrong side of nearly everyone over the years, with a wide array of antics that have alienated them from the warm sweaty embrace of Normie society.
The debate started tentatively, with Forney setting up the "Senpai Noticed Me" defence early on, claiming that he had won by default as the much more established and higher profile Goad had deigned to debate him on "equal terms."
But while this low-grade tactic showed Formey to be a slippery and underhanded operator, Goad wasn't about to let Matt wheedle his way to the biggest POS crown so easily.
The bald-headed boomer immediately hit back with an astounding "shitzkrieg" of repellent vileness by bringing Forney's old girlfriend, novelist Ann Sterzinger, onto the livestream, and then hideously White Knighting for her in one of the most loathesome displays possible -- even for a sometime junkie and self-admitted cocksucker like Goad.
As part of this, Goad attempted to revive allegations of "Swedish rape" (i.e. consensual sex in which the woman has minor misgivings) against Formey, referring to an incident that Formey wrote about, where he continued having sex with Sterzinger supposedly against her wishes while they were having a consensual relationship.
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| Undeniable evidence of Swedish rape posted on Goad's Twitter |
Coming from any normal human being, this would have some point, but from a convicted wife-beater and slimeball like Goad, it was priceless shitfoolery and put the Taki's Mag writer well ahead on points in the quest for the title of the biggest POS.
Making it even more surreal was the fact that both Goad and Sterzinger claimed that she had just been "actual raped" by a random Black man who had wandered into her apartment and apparently shagged her while she was pissed off her tits or something.
This was a pure touch of "shitmagnetic" genius by the Great Jim Goad, who with this astounding KO blow wrapped up the debate and the title as the invincible king of total shittiness. Well done, Jim, we salute you!
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