TRUDEAU'S EYEBROW NOW CAMPED ON HIS NOSE

It is a sad reflection on Justin Trudeau, Canada's Prime Minister, that the most interesting thing about him is his eyebrow. Ever since the recent G7 summit meeting in Canada, the world's media has been increasingly focused on the PM's erratic eyebrow. 

During a press conference held on June 10th, the small piece of facial hair that usually lies along the ridge of the brow, appeared to become detached, hanging down towards his eye. 

As reported by Sputnik:

Twitter has gone bananas as many have started wondering if Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was wearing fake eyebrows during a joint press conference for the G7 summit with French President Emmanuel Macron.

US President Donald Trump’s stance on trade and import tariffs, as well as his Twitter rant targeting the Canadian prime minister has raised eyebrows across the G7 summit… except for Trudeau himself, whose dark eyebrow appeared to slide down his face as he spoke.

While it might have been the camera angle, or a lighting issue, Twitter users were quick to suggest that the prime minister was wearing fake brows...

Now, it seems that Trudeau's eyebrow has entirely taken on a life of its own, and is randomly moving around his face and may even be governing parts of Canada, including Baffin Island, which sits atop of Canada like a giant frozen eyebrow. 

Baffin Island: Canada's Arctic eyebrow

The eyebrow's latest position, as shown in the recent photograph above is now on the tip of the Premier's nose, where it appears to be temporarily resting.

Trudeau is not the first celebrity to suffer from errant eyebrow syndrome, as it is sometimes known in the medical world. Gender bending pop singer David Bowie suffered from not one but two nomadic eye-toppers in the 1970s, before regaining control of them in the 1980s.

Erratic eyebrow sufferer David Bowie.

Bowie's recovery was so complete that both eyebrows are thought to have accompanied the multi-talented musician to his grave when he died in 2016.

In the case of Trudeau, it seems that he is suffering from just one hairy wanderer. 

Here at Trad News we will endeavour to keep you updated on further developments to the PM's facial hair, especially where these effect Canada's relations with the rest of the World.

Hairstrip One: the moment the bristly brow made its break for freedom.