Sunday, 6 May 2018

IS MEGHAN A MONSTER?

There is a disturbance in the Royal Force.
Thomas Markle Junior, the half-brother of Meghan Markle, has written to Prince Harry warning him not to marry his sister, because he claims she is a "below C average Hollywood actress" acting the role of "Princess" in her own private fantasy. 

He also calls his 37-year-old, once divorced sister an ingrate for turning her back on their father, who became bankrupt after paying for Meghan's expensive acting lessons.

The letter, which can be read below, is bad news for the Royal Family, as there are only two possibilities, both of which reflect badly on Prince Harry's choice of bride. 

Either the letter is true or it is not. 

If true, Meghan is revealed as some sort of rootless, mentally deranged LARPer. If it is false, then Markle is clearly from a family with a few nutcases in it and shares their DNA. 

Either way, this is not the kind of person you want to bring into the bloodline of one of the most respected royal families in the World, unless you want a constant stream of demeaning news stories about the Royals for generations to come.


Here is the letter in full:

Dear Prince Harry

It’s not too late, Meghan Markle is obviously not the right woman for you. As more time passes to your royal wedding, it became very clear that this is the biggest mistake in royal wedding history. I'm confused why you don't see the real Meghan that the whole world now sees.

Meghan's attempt to act the part of a princess like a below C average Hollywood actress is getting old. What kind of person starts out by using her own father until he's bankrupt, then forgets about him in Mexico leaving him broke, over mostly all her debts. And when it's time to pay him back she forgets her own father like she never knew him. My father will never recover financially from paying Meghan’s way, nor emotionally from disowning him. Meg is showing her true colours.

It's very apparent that her tiny bit of Hollywood fame has gone to her head, changing her into a jaded, shallow, conceited woman, that will make a fool of you and the royal family heritage.

Not to mention, to top it all off, she doesn't invite her own family and instead invites complete strangers to the wedding. Who does that? You and the royal family should put an end to this fake fairytale wedding before it's too late. Her own father didn’t get an invite, whom should be walking her down the aisle. She forgets if it wasn’t for my father she would be busing tables and babysitting to pay her old debt off.

The whole world is watching Meg make bad decisions and choices, it’s not too late Harry. Meghan is still my sister. She is family. So whatever happens is up to her, whether she wants to forget knowing me or the rest of her family, family comes first.

Also, you would think that a royal wedding would bring a torn family closer together, but I guess we're all distant family to Meg.

Sincerely Tom Markle Jr 

Can royalty survive this?

2 comments:

  1. Wasn't it recently announced in some fake news outlet that Meghan is X-removed cousins of Harry? I recall that other one who married William is related cousins X-amount down the line.

    Considering the royal family is one big car crash, the offset of injecting slightly royal blood into the incest pool will be outweigh the upcoming dramas.

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  2. Hollywood? So how many fat jews fucked this shiksa in role selection?

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